men who BEEF

[na§tee]

this thread is for men who beef.

you know, not men who are ugly per se, but men you can imagine aggressively and selfishly shagging their partners. except it's not shagging, it's BEEFING. or PORKING. you know, the kind that will look at themselves in the mirror during the act and be like YEAHHHH BABY SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME UG UG UG UG. no, not in a hot way.

i'll start.

michael flatley is the KING of beefing. he is so beefing material that he probably sleeps with a sirloin steak wrapped around his cock. he makes me want to spew. him and his fucking greasy stocky torso and arrogant face. ugh.

http://www.michaelflatley.com/images/gallery/Image353_2.jpg
HOLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING YET DYING INSIDE SO HARD.

http://www.michaelflatley.com/images/gallery/Image443_2.jpg
JESUS FUCK MY STOMACH. he has so much makeup on.

http://www.michaelflatley.com/images/gallery/Image799_2.jpg
THIS IS KILLING ME. GOD. perhaps this should just be a pure michael flatley thread. aahahahaha.

er. i hope you all know what i am getting on at. LET THE MEN WHO BEEF CONTINUE!

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/03.11/photos/10-rights1-450.jpg

[Freebasser]

http://theredwire.com/images/2/clip_image008.jpg

[na§tee]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos14/vin_diesel.jpg

[ericlee]

Yeah, I hear paul jones is a monster in the sack

http://www.michaelflatley.com/images/gallery/Image799_2.jpg

[kll]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos14/vin_diesel.jpg
his bellybutton is weird

[QueenAdrock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/BrettLambert/cannon.jpg

:(

[na§tee]

lolz, QA, i thought droppin' would be a tender lover.

er, not personally. with you. of course.

while we're on the subject, some generous lovers (haha) would include eric bana, jack johnson and joaquin phoenix. basically all my crushes.

kll - so he does! that man is so homoerotic it pains me.

[b i o n i c]

Yeah, I hear paul jones is a monster in the sack

http://www.michaelflatley.com/images/gallery/Image799_2.jpg


oh my god, that;s paul in about 10 years! paul you're the man, man

[kll]

oh my god, that;s paul in about 10 years! paul you're the man, man

10 years?

it's like him now.

on a night out going to the disco...

[roosta]

i dont think i can think of a better example of a beefer than mister flatley.

[ericlee]

http://www.opbrussel.be/uploadedImages/Cultuur/Meer_Info/Joseph_Carey_Merrick_220.jpg

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/mask.jpg

http://phillips.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/824gandhi.gif

http://ip.rhps.org/cast/movie/meatloaf.jpg

http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/Picture%207%20Urkel-778919.jpg

[Echewta]

http://www.tron-sector.com/images/silvacostume.jpg

[monkey]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos14/vin_diesel.jpg

he's gay too. he probably hurts young boys' assholes. :(

[Lyman Zerga]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1110000/images/_1112348_beef150ap.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7208/doghumpgf7xy0.gif

[ET]

http://www.rascalscomedyclub.com/heads/andrew_dice_clay.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/922/000024850/wendt2-sized.jpg
http://lafetealamaison.free.fr/images/sagetphoto04b.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/467/000024395/pic25b-red.jpg
http://www.progressiveboink.com/justin/tv/06.jpg

[cosmo105]

^i actually see Norm as the kind of guy that'd be really tender and gentle in the sack.

[ET]

AHAHAH YES!!! CHECK THE NEW SIG! Btw, I still have that screen capture. :eek:

George Wendt (Norm) seemed like the least likely guy. I had to throw him in there. I'm trying to turn him into an internet meme but I don't think he'll be as popular as Matlock. :(

[Drederick Tatum]

Saget would be into some weird shit. poo and stuff.

[Pres Zount]

This thread is vile :(

My mum tells me she liked riverdance, not Michael Flatley. I'm sorry I ever thought oterwise, mum.

[zorra_chiflada]

http://www.squarehippies.com/images/robbie/robbie_williams.jpg

[zorra_chiflada]

http://www.nndb.com/people/782/000022716/russell_crowe.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img129.echo.cx/img129/9997/bbmbtradingericlee3mn.jpg

[na§tee]

pres (#68), your mum is a LIAR. she loves 'er a bit of michael flatley in tight silver trousers. do not believe her.

ET, YES YES YES! lars ulrich is a TOTAL beefer. you're onto one there.

imagine those hands all over you! errrgghhhh:

http://www.nodeglad.dk/imgArts/Metallica_HL02500190_C.jpg

ahahaha. FIERCE!

http://bands.freepage.de/caf2/lars01.jpg

[camo]

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/screech9.jpg

[Pres Zount]

http://www.hrvatski-vojnik.hr/hrvatski-vojnik/802002/80_pictures/Kim%20Jong.jpg
It's not just the hair that defies gravity, ladies!

[zorra_chiflada]

i gotta say:

http://www.rollingstone.ru/pics/birthday/photos/mike-patton_b.jpg

the slicked back hair makes him beef.

[zorra_chiflada]

http://www.buffalorising.com/trend/archives/cw.henry.rollins.jpg

beefer extraordinaire!

[zorra_chiflada]

he'd beef you and then blame it on the jews

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/gibson_mel_cp_6616019.jpg

[na§tee]

LOL, z, nice ones (y) henry rollins. ugh. him and vin should bone each other in the shower.. aggressively!

http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/gordon-brown-1-2.jpg

[Drederick Tatum]

nastee is really getting into this thread...

[camo]

http://www.buffalorising.com/trend/archives/cw.henry.rollins.jpg

beefer extraordinaire!

I once randomly bumped into him in a shopping mall in manchester. He's really short. Nice guy though

[avignon]

ALL short men are beefers.

[camo]

ALL short men are beefers.

good point, weel made

[na§tee]

nastee is really getting into this thread...
hahaha. yo. what are you suggesting, d? that i secretly want to get a good and hard beefing?

p.s. that 'michael flatley as old paul jones' picture is class. posing in front of a fucking rubbish tip. way to go, flatley! you can still get your beef on in the presence of trash!

[zorra_chiflada]

we need a "generous lovers" thread. or the female version of this thread

[cosmo105]

http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/wilford_brimley.jpg

[skra75]

lol we used to call farts "beefs" in grade school.
"who beefed?"

[na§tee]

rooney. and that rapist ronaldo, too.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3226/roonbig8mt.jpg

ronaldo shaves off all his pubic hair. trust me, i've googled. i'll spare you the pictures.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/images/2006/04/cristiano-ronaldo-shirtless-speedo.jpg

here's a special picture for freebasser:
http://www.whoateallthebratwurst.com/images/cristiano_ronaldo_homoerotico.jpg

[roosta]

i was gonna say ronaldo.

oh and your man dean cain what played superman on the telly...he seems to fit the profile. Plus for bonus points he played Scott Peterson in a made-for-TV movie!

im not posting pictures tho, seems gay.

[ericlee]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/ontheroadwithjudy/steven%20segals.jpg

Oh man, bad visual of him PORKING his pork chop wife
http://www.e-hawaii.com/stars/index/duane_dog_chapman/images/duane_dog_chapman.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/otterwhiskers/david-hasselhoff-07.jpg

[na§tee]

hahahaha, joel, that scene is specifically the one i was talking about when i was thinking "looking at themselves fucking in the mirror". it is also the one i couldn't get out of my head whilst watching christian bale as a boy in empire of the sun :(

bret easton ellis writes fucked up sex scenes. i like!

roosta, it's not 'gay' :(

[roosta]

roosta, it's not 'gay' :(

i dont know, i felt wrong posting pictures of superman in a thread with "beef" in the title.

good thread tho. lars and flatley are definitely in the lead. oh and segal too! good work ericlee.

OH! that cunt from Kiss!!

[ericlee]

OH! that cunt from Kiss!!

Gene Simmons?
http://metaljesusrocks.com/gallery/d/874-1/Gene_Simmons-pic15.jpg

[kll]

Gene Simmons?
http://metaljesusrocks.com/gallery/d/874-1/Gene_Simmons-pic15.jpg


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j123/klloughlin/genesimmons.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/toyota/mcdonald.jpg

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/s/spader_james/150x223.jpg

http://www.branaghcompendium.com/KennethBranagh4.jpg

http://watch.windsofchange.net/pics/iraq_saddam_ny115.jpg

and you know he tries
http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/international/photosvideos/photos/george-bush-leads-the-us-towar.jpg

[Drederick Tatum]

http://world.lib.ru/img/m/mishin_denis_andreewich/maradona2/diego-maradona.jpg

[b i o n i c]

you mean
http://melhorqueprozac.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/maradona.JPG

[hpdrifter]

Definitely Lars, he's like the poster child.

I could see Gene being too arrogant to bother. Like, they should do all the work, they're with me.

[Teh]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/southbysouthwest/galleries/artists/beastieboys/1.jpg

[b-grrrlie]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j123/klloughlin/genesimmons.jpg
Whoa!
When did this happen?

[b i o n i c]

im thinkin that bitch had a facelift... looks painful

[kleptomaniac]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/southbysouthwest/galleries/artists/beastieboys/1.jpg

you mean the guy on the far right, don't you. yeah you do.

[kll]

Whoa!
When did this happen?
supposedly it's "his and hers" plastic surgery with the gene and his wife

[TAL]

They're not married.

[Teh]

you mean the guy on the far right, don't you. yeah you do.

Yeah, David Cameron ready for action. Note his sexual blue aurora:

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3919/davidcameron1yp0.jpg

and his partner in crime:

http://www.denslow.com/graphics/albums/GaryGlitter_GreatestHits.jpg

[ericlee]

http://www.womensctr.org/images/auction/JANET%20RENO.jpg

[Lyman Zerga]

haahahhahaha

[Drederick Tatum]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/southbysouthwest/galleries/artists/beastieboys/1.jpg

dude on the right wearing a Flying Nun t shirt. pity he looks like such a greasy bastard though.

[Gareth]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/264375~Marion-Suge-Knight-Posters.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

i don't quite understand this thread

[zorra_chiflada]

haha! that's because you're a beefer!

[Kid Presentable]

http://www.worlds-worst.com/worldsworst/wwfu/tracks.jpg

[roosta]

hahaha...hot rod was definitely a beefer!

Shredder too id say...

[Pres Zount]

Hot Rod - maybe.

Rodimus - for sure.

[camo]

http://www.willwilkinson.net/flybottle/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/znaniBurt%20Reynolds.jpg

Burt Motherfuckin Reynolds

[Kid Presentable]

It was Tracks, by the way. A vain Autobot if ever there were one.

[paul jones]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/pauljonesuk/hawking.jpg

[na§tee]

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0752875639.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V43927733_.jpg
basically all of the dragon's den.. dragons. apart from that lovely australian richard farleigh. peter jones, he beefs the hardest. but i can't find any decent pictures of him (there are, as you can imagine, a lot of peter jones') but here's his smarmy website (http://www.peterjones.tv/index.cfm?fuseaction=PeterJones.About_me) if you're interested in a good porking.

[ericlee]

We really need a women who beef thread

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/QueerPenguin/grace-jones.jpg

[zorra_chiflada]

We really need a women who beef thread

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/QueerPenguin/grace-jones.jpg

hell yeah. do it!

[ericlee]

But when I posted that Janet Reno pic, I really did mean man. A real beefy man and the manliest of all men.

*shudders*

[na§tee]

i did the biggest belly laugh of the fucking weekend when i came across this picture:

http://www.ussvictoria.co.uk/fullofshat/images/Peter_Andre17.jpg
his wife is a beefer, too.

i found pretty much the most gross picture ever on safe search OFF of her with her legs spread in the back of the limo and his hand all up in her junk. i'll spare you.

[na§tee]

i cannae believe i'm linking the scottish socialist party website in a men who beef thread:

http://www.scottishsocialistparty.info/pictures/candidates/Originals/26full.jpg

he'd do you jungle-stylee then wonder if the room was bugged.

[na§tee]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/fc2xf.jpg
ADRIAN! YOUR NAME IS FUCKING ADRIAN!

[Drederick Tatum]

weird that somebody would listen to that through headphones.

[synch]

Saget would be into some weird shit. poo and stuff.Did you ever see The Aristocrats? Chilling.

[Lex Diamonds]

weird that somebody would listen to that through headphones.
He has to or he forgets.

http://www.steveketterer.com/files/Steve___Verne_Troyer_Mini_Me.jpg

[Caribou]

http://images.thewavemag.com/images/articles/11001-12000/11179.jpg

[Lyman Zerga]

i did the biggest belly laugh of the fucking weekend when i came across this picture:

http://www.ussvictoria.co.uk/fullofshat/images/Peter_Andre17.jpg
his wife is a beefer, too.

i found pretty much the most gross picture ever on safe search OFF of her with her legs spread in the back of the limo and his hand all up in her junk. i'll spare you.


my dad was totally drooling over him..

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

http://www.nycdiet.com/nycdiet/images/rosie.jpg

Rosie totally belongs in this thread.

[g-mile7]

This Nukka always beefin



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/Mar2007005.jpg

[Pres Zount]

DISGUSTING.

[g-mile7]

DISGUSTING.


ITS ALL NATURAL:o I KNOW U DO DA SAME;)

[na§tee]

http://thepassionatecook.typepad.com/thepassionatecook/images/gordon_pierced400_1.jpg
he'd make you suck his cock while preparing the mashed potatoes. while swearing. jesus. look at that tongue.

[camo]

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/machoman.JPG


oooooooooohhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhrrggggghhhhh

[Caribou]

The picture I can't bare looking at twice. (http://thepassionatecook.typepad.com/thepassionatecook/images/gordon_pierced400_1.jpg)
he'd make you suck his cock while preparing the mashed potatoes. while swearing. jesus. look at that tongue.

omg eww. I feel all sick now. :(

Molly Ringwald in the women thread gave me an idea for a beefer:

http://www.the-means.com/images/juddnelson.jpg

[a.k.a me]

http://www.kidblount.com/kidblount.jpg

[na§tee]

http://www.nassaulibrary.org/hewlett/lloydwebber.jpg

[na§tee]

http://www.timalanstudios.com/images/phelps.jpg

[Pres Zount]

He goes for gold.


A joke about breast stroke, also.

[ericlee]

http://www.chefrocker.com/walter/walter01.jpg

[na§tee]

http://mujweb.atlas.cz/www/lumen1/images/reddwarf/original/rimmer.gif

[Caribou]

Hahaha, totally. :D

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/images/image_bank/5-19l.jpg

uber beefer. Like he's waiting to do some spanking himself.

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.birminghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/gfx/jimdavidson.jpg

[QueenAdrock]

Fitness celebrity John Basedow. God I hate him and his stupid commercials. I don't care how "hot" your body is, you still have a stupid haircut you fucking dork.

http://www.ponekeys.com/images/bonus/basedow/basedow_01.jpg

[Caribou]

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jonathan_ross_5.jpg

[na§tee]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/jeremy%20clarkson.jpg
he'd beef you in the back seat of an audi.

[g-mile7]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/jeremy%20clarkson.jpg
he'd beef you in the back seat of an audi.
Disgusting :(

[sercomdj01]

http://www.beckmanngroup.co.uk/pages/Queen_Mum.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/BionicHomeTheater.jpg

[sercomdj01]

http://www.greatdreams.com/dicomb.gif

[camo]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/461599611_60eb14e57f_o.jpg

Junker, Beefin it up

[Junker]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/461599611_60eb14e57f_o.jpg

Junker, Beefin it up

OMG!! Im evil

[camo]

OMG!! Im evil


nah, just beefin

[icy manipulator]

Hahaha, totally. :D

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/images/image_bank/5-19l.jpg

uber beefer. Like he's waiting to do some spanking himself.
chris barrie best
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9388/barriesx8.jpg

[Junker]

nah, just beefin
lol...good job

[DaLock]

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/Gallery/Insight_nov05_gallery_ross_large.jpg

[Pres Zount]

The muscles from Brussles

http://www.tremble.com/images/jcvdtiger.jpg

I don't even know what the fuck is going on there. Oh, wait, he is beefing a baby tiger in the rear.

[na§tee]

:(! GAH! (n) jean claude van damme's erection MAKING MY EYES BLEED :( :(

i hate the way he is trying to look soooo clinton cards there, ugh. no, you will still look like a fucking truck driver no matter how many baby animals you cuddle. i think he is a bit short, too. a short beefer. the worst kind.

[camo]

i hate the way he is trying to look soooo clinton cards there,

more like an athena poster to me!

[na§tee]

more like an athena poster to me!
LOL totally realised you worked there after i posted it.

i meant athena poster, yes. for some reason i associated them with clinton, mass produced gushy stuff an' all.

omg, someone has to find that athena poster and put it in! you know the one i am talking about. it's not an image of soft masculinity at all, it's a BEEFER DYING TO GET OUT.

[camo]

LOL totally realised you worked there after i posted it.

i meant athena poster, yes. for some reason i associated them with clinton, mass produced gushy stuff an' all.

omg, someone has to find that athena poster and put it in! you know the one i am talking about. it's not an image of soft masculinity at all, it's a BEEFER DYING TO GET OUT.

I don't work for clintons but you will find a lot of my product in there. I don't do the gushy shit though.

[na§tee]

god, so you don't. i know who you work for now. where is my mind today? /shakes head.

ANYWAY, MORE BEEFING! find me that athena poster! that is your mission. i have to go for an extended lunch. that's my excuse.

[camo]

close

http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/uk_athena_thing_two.jpg

[sercomdj01]

http://www.newspapersoc.org.uk/documents/publications/pr2003/Prince%20Charles.jpg

http://www.mun.ca/govhouse/images/duke_edinburgh_200.jpg

http://en.epochtimes.com/news_images/2005-10-2-george-bush.jpg

[sercomdj01]

http://www.john-kerry.com/kerry.jpg

http://agodamongmen.com/images/hasselhoff.jpg

[ShadrachMeshach]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7921/ampsychoflex8nu0of.gif
this guy

[aa ninja]

http://www.forces.org/images/schwarzenegger.jpg http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/full_metal_jacket_2.jpg http://sorenta3.free.fr/blog/eraserhead.jpg

[aa ninja]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/redshipofspain/keytar.jpg

[na§tee]

hobie.. what has happened to you?

seriously, what is wrong with his face? is it drug addiction, steroids, cosmetic surgery, or just general having grown up grossness?

http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/tv_film/Sept07/jeremyjackson1.jpg

he sounds like a grade A douche nowadays.

i remember reading an article in vanity fair (http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/features/2006/03/myspace200603) about myspace, and he is all over that shit. even then the terms 'spiked mullet' and 'like a walking zoolander outtake' stuck with me.

but mostly his golden nuggets of commentary:

"MySpace is about the ass. There's an unlimited supply of ass. It's ridiculous!"

"I fucked this girl off MySpace!"

"Chrissy is the one I was telling you about today—the ejaculator!"

"I know guys who are not even as good-looking as me who get laid like crazy because of MySpace!"

ahhh.. classy dude.

[na§tee]

http://a261.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_b0473d2eb9f63d0ebfd40b7dea0c21dc.jpg

http://a693.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_f27b70d26bf9837b26d1d1c3287d656c.jpg

http://a34.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_e63f504d7e6423273288e9d6a16ba5e1.jpg

oh, and he has tiled packets of trojan magnum XL condoms as his wallpaper on his myspace. poster child beefdom.

[Gareth]

what a trainwreck...he looks way older than he is in this pic

http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg


http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg


http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg


http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

yuck, he's a year younger than I am and he looks like he could be my dad!

looks like he's gotten a chin implant too.

oh hobie :(

[camo]

http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/imagecache/blog_image_full/files/fruganomics/blog-images/cow.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/21/article-1020704-014F86EE00000578-507_468x415.jpg

[Echewta]

haha

[Echewta]

http://www.defra.gov.uk/erdp/images/case_studies/peter_coates.jpg

[marsdaddy]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/specials/sma06/lookalikes/russell_crowe.jpg

[marsdaddy]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/gallery/richard_gere/richard_gere03_400.jpg

[marsdaddy]

http://www.boston-legal.org/big/big-williamshatner-cu-8-14-2006.jpg

[na§tee]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/dvj140/SUPRISEBRENDAN.jpg

(!)

http://pics.livejournal.com/babydiego/pic/00001z02

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Den13/5.jpg

arrgraargghhhhggghhhh my eeyyyeesss my eeyyeesss!

[Lyman Zerga]

thanks for sharing the pain :(

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hahaha!! Check out those red polyester pants. He'd better not sit too near a radiator with those on.

[rirv]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42449000/jpg/_42449244_statusquogetty.jpg

[rirv]

http://www.schofieldfans.co.uk/img/phillipschofield.jpg

[rirv]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00380/leemeadsnn3023t280_380524a.jpg

[hpdrifter]

Who is this guido lookin hobie?

[b i o n i c]

^ repping hobie fabulous with that coat

.

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2004-04-01/cover_story-2.jpg

lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsuN7yHPvIk&feature=related)

[rirv]

Who is this guido lookin hobie?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Mead

He's in musicals.

[na§tee]

LOL *SNORT*

my mum went to see joseph in london and she said she started CRYING when he came on stage. i am embarassed. she says she "wishes he was a little bit taller and he wasn't still going out with that TART!"

my mum is ALL CLASS.

[hpdrifter]

Not that guy, this guy:

http://www.dlisted.com/files/jeremyjacksonnoooo1.jpg

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/tv_film/Sept07/jeremyjackson1.jpg

[Matt]

Not that guy, this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jackson

I guess he was on Baywatch and a former drug addict. And he endorses Ed Hardy clothes. So, a complete and total douchebag.

[camo]

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/m-bison-in-street-fighter-4.jpg

[na§tee]

http://strictlydancing.utopian-totality.co.uk/photos/mark.jpg

[rirv]

Is that Mark Foster? If so he beefs when he's knobbing Colin Jackson.

[b i o n i c]

is it the lack of forehead or the glorious mane in the way that automatically results in the beef face?

http://tomroeser.com/blog/img/f24534/blagojevich.jpg

just his hair alone takes the giant karate kid tournament trophy for men who beef.

[na§tee]

http://estb.msn.com/i/57/4CA32FDF47FD3F5DDF21A2462DFDE.jpg

http://www.rayquinnworld.co.uk/Dancing%20On%20Ice%20Ray%20pic.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/takerwinner/270x300_ray_quinn_2.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00598/RayQuinn_682_598053a.jpg

i
cannot
stop
laughing.

[na§tee]

http://www.nomoresequels.net/media/1/20080806-BrendanFraser10.jpg

i was searching for a picture of brendan fraser in bedazzled to tell a friend his new moustache makes him look like a columbian drug lord and lo, i discovered this beefing beauty!

[Yetra Flam]

brendan fraser looks like a golden retriever.

[Knuckles]

brendan fraser looks like a golden retriever.

One with brain damage.

[rirv]

http://estb.msn.com/i/57/4CA32FDF47FD3F5DDF21A2462DFDE.jpg

http://www.rayquinnworld.co.uk/Dancing%20On%20Ice%20Ray%20pic.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/takerwinner/270x300_ray_quinn_2.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00598/RayQuinn_682_598053a.jpg

i
cannot
stop
laughing.
Who is this douchefag?

[b i o n i c]

i saw hal sparks on msnbc and i seriously for a minute thought he was gene simmons.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2374730323_d059ce820b_o.jpg

he certainly seems to be reachin for the beef, but who the hell told him this was a good idea?

.

edit: i saw him here, he looks more gene simmonsy (http://gawker.com/5163300/arianna-huffington-as-knowledgeable-as-this-insane-comedian)

[Drederick Tatum]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2843873

[na§tee]

Who is this douchefag?
that steroid-injecting twat is ray quinn. he came second in the x-factor the year leona lewis won (FAIL!) now he appears in musicals, sings in a rip-off rat pack style, and dances on iiiccccceeee. he'll probably win. you'll see a lot more of him :/

shit, i thought that was gene simmons too.

[Nuzzolese]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2843873

Indeed probably so. I'll put a retraction my attraction.

[saz]

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/04/371582770.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Scott_Caan_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/382px-Scott_Caan_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

[Kid Presentable]

http://blog.wired.com/games/images/2008/04/30/balrog3.jpg

[ericlee]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Scott_Caan_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/382px-Scott_Caan_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

If I had smoked as much weed as he has before that pic, I'd be full angus young beef on a highway to tuna town.

[Lyman Zerga]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/randetica/prison-break-20060817031624358.jpg

he is actually above beefing but below chuck norrising, a bit

[na§tee]

i am trying to figure out if marco pierre white is sexy or an asshole. the first picture belongs in the crush thread. the others are true beef.

http://www.amovingfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mpw-pic.jpg

http://www.chow.com/assets/2007/06/marcopierre_bethany_header.jpg

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00034/marco_main_1104_34146a.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/15259/12_2008/79289308.preview.jpg

haha! oh my god, actually he is looking more like mick hucknall as he gets older. not sexy.

[DipDipDive]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/15259/12_2008/79289308.preview.jpg

That's one of the most disgusting things I've seen in quite a while.

[na§tee]

i know. eeesh.

come to think of it, he is probably the definition of beefer. he is true true asshole alpha male. check out these quotes:

On his reputation

I never told anyone to cry, they did it themselves (2009)

On protege Gordon Ramsay

What is his story? It's boring. What is his motivation? Money. What is a tree without roots? A piece of wood (2008)

On seducing his third wife

At the end of the evening I would sit at the bar flicking matches in her direction as she took care of customers (2006)

To Lisa Butcher on the first day of their honeymoon

I don't love you (1992)

On starting the day

I have a three-course breakfast - a cigarette, a cough and a coffee (2007)

On Jamie Oliver calling him a psychological bully

I'd like to hear him say it to my face, because I'll wipe the floor with him... Nothing but a fat chef with a drum kit (2007)

On cooking a lunch for Princess Diana

The only way I can get out of meeting Diana is if she dies (1997)

After throwing six different cheeses at a wall

Leave them there. Leave them there all night. No one is allowed to touch them (1990)

On replacing Damien Hirst's art on the walls of Quo Vadis, after they fell out

I tried spot painting then I'd slash up the picture and call it "Divorce"... Damien had done his DNA model, so I made a model with bull's eyes and called it "BSE" (2006)

Asked if he still got pleasure from cooking

None whatsoever. I cannot stand it (2006)

Asked if he has high standards when cooking with his family

Go. The interview is over... I wish you luck with your career with the Radio Times, but sometimes northerners should stay in the north (2007)

[saz]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/fantasy/03/12/mlfg/chris-andersen.jpg

[Freebasser]

Graeme Souness was a beefer back in the day.

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/273487~Graeme-Souness-Posters.jpg

[Odie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIOI5pjPaow

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/fatbeef.jpg

[saz]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00002/22/38/2088322_l.jpg

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/05/23/2004435758.jpg

[skra75]

http://www.podbean.com/image-logos/16973_logo.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7961/aseagal.gif

[venusvenus123]

I never looked at this thread. It's hilarious! Shame a lot of the pics have lost their links... or something.

http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/hulk-main_1449375a.jpg

[Pres Zount]

http://trekmovie.com/images/banabald1.jpg

Hulk reminded me of this guy.