Funny things about weed

[Kid Presentable]

The funniest shit is when you get someone blazed who doesn't usually smoke, and they just go batshit insane off it. I laugh.......
People stab boxes with knives, and just generally have their facade shattered. hahaha

[Kid Presentable]

The first time I watched Big Momma's House was also the first time I smoked weed, and still didn't laugh at that movie.
That's funny.

I love how everybody assumes the room is talking about them. I used to have a hard time understanding people.

[skra75]

Also,

1) feeling cold for no apparent reason, thus wearing multiple hooded sweatshirts etc.
2) Those leetle twitches. I hate those. (correction hated)
3) Desire to drink enormous amounts of water, then being ridiculed for it by peers who lol about 'cottonmouth', and the excessive peeing.
4) garbage can on fire breath
All reasons why shit ain't for me anymore.

[Kid Presentable]

Laughing too loudly for some.

[icy manipulator]

funny thing is when spoilt little rich kids think they're hardcore when they have a joint on their bday.

damn i miss melbourne :(

[abcdefz]

Also,

1) feeling cold for no apparent reason, thus wearing multiple hooded sweatshirts etc.




Oh, man. When I would get high and then get cold, it was awful. Could not stop shaking. Brrrrr.

[Pres Zount]

I think it's funny that an old friend of mine suddenly starts to find how cool smoiking weed is when he wants to impress some girl. Also, he acts like an annoying moron.

[Kid Presentable]

Being a hesitant teenaged smoker of the stuff, and then a hradcore loser of a smoker, and now a casual abuser works fine for me.

[hpdrifter]

I don't see any of this stuff when i smoke or when people I know smoke. Just the run of the mill laughing, hanging out, distraction, etc.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't see any of this stuff when i smoke or when people I know smoke. Just the run of the mill laughing, hanging out, distraction, etc.
I lure amphetamine users into my cipher and laugh at how they can't deal..

[skra75]

Fact: Leo's and Saggitarians get flakey when they smoke.
Scorpio's can smoke everyone under the table, then tend to get naked and yell.
Taurus are the mightiest most invincible smokers of them all, most Hippies tend to be Taurus's.
My bets are you are a Taurus, or a Gemini, hpd.

[Kid Presentable]

Fact: Leo's and Saggitarians get flakey when they smoke.
Scorpio's can smoke everyone under the table, then tend to get naked and yell.
Taurus are the mightiest most invincible smokers of them all, most Hippies tend to be Taurus's.
My bets are you are a Taurus, or a Gemini, hpd.
My mother would use astrology as an argument.

[skra75]

coital pleasures.
(edit: yeah poor taste)

[Kid Presentable]

Funny, it was she that lent me this valuable information last night after an evening of coital pleasures. coital pleasures.
Yeah, I was just about to say; she's dead and you strike me as a sweaty corpse fucker.

[Yeti]

How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
Pass him a joint

[Kid Presentable]

How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
Pass him a joint
I was going to tell that one, but I forgot how it went

[abcdefz]

Fact:
Scorpio's can smoke everyone under the table, then tend to get naked and yell.





Ha ha ha ha that was me. Except the yelling part.

[Yeti]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/mmonkey.jpg

[Kid Presentable]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/mmonkey.jpg
hahaha

[skra75]

Yeah, I was just about to say; she's dead and you strike me as a sweaty corpse fucker.

: /
awkward. I'm sorry man.
brb, gonna try to delete my reply.
* backs out of room *

[skra75]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/mmonkey.jpg

how'd you get that picture of me from college!
crap, I look so young!

[hpdrifter]

Actually I'm a Leo. How does flaky manifest? Mostly I just can't focus and laugh at dumb stuff.

[Yeti]

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Wave

[The Notorious LOL]

I do tend to get completely naked and smoke an entire ounce in one sitting. Thats pretty crazy how accurate that thing is.

[TAL]

Do you also play bongos?

[The Notorious LOL]

yes, and I yell!

[The Notorious LOL]

whenever I smoked pots I liked to play T-MEK in the arcade.


holy shit fuckballs that game was awwwwwesome

[Big Gus]

I'm stoned off my face and dont even understand the 1 thread out of all of them that I really should...

[cookiepuss]

here's a stoner joke I got off the high times website a long time ago:

a stoner ties his dog up outside, under a tree near the bar and goes in to have a beer. the stoners dog is in heat and pretty soon a bunch of male dogs from the neighborhood start stiffing around and fighting over her. the guy who lives above the bar call the cops.

The cop go into the bar and ask: Who owns the dog out front?

Stoner: Dude, she's my dog.

Cop: Well you dog is in heat.

Stoner: NO WAY Officer! I tied her up under a tree with plenty of shade!

Cop: No, no, I mean your dog is needin' ta get bread.

Stoner: Man you totally lost me. I JUST FEED her before I came here.

Cop: NO you idiot! Your dog needs to get fucked!

Stoner: Oh well, go right ahead. I've always wanted a police dog!

:D

sorry that was terrible I know.

[Kid Presentable]

: /
awkward. I'm sorry man.
brb, gonna try to delete my reply.
* backs out of room *
hahaha she's not dead, you daft shit. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

funny thing is when spoilt little rich kids think they're hardcore when they have a joint on their bday.

damn i miss melbourne :(
Reminds me of the huge blunt I had on my 17th birthday. I told people it was my present to myself but they still kept asking me to pass it. I had to tell them I wasn't joking about 10 times before they shut up. Gooooood times. :)