OPINIONTRON 800 EVALUATIVE REVIEW

[OPINIONTRON 800]

OPINIONTRON IS ALWAYS CORRECT.

[camo]

can we test this with some questions?

[OPINIONTRON 800]

WRONG. OPINIONTRON 800 IS DESIGNED TO GENERATE FAULTLESS OPINIONS.

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USER CAMO IS ENGLISH, AND QUOTED BY USERS 'NASTEE' AND 'FREEBASSER' IN RESPECTIVE USERS MATING SIGNIFIERS. USER 'CAMO' IS A SWOLLEN GENITAL REGION IN THIS CONTEXT, OR A PLUME OF ATTRACTIVE FEATHERS.

[camo]

WRONG. OPINIONTRON 800 IS DESIGNED TO GENERATE FAULTLESS OPINIONS.

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USER CAMO IS ENGLISH, AND QUOTED BY USERS 'NASTEE' AND 'FREEBASSER' IN RESPECTIVE USERS MATING SIGNIFIERS. USER 'CAMO' IS A SWOLLEN GENITAL REGION IN THIS CONTEXT, OR A PLUME OF ATTRACTIVE FEATHERS.

ha ha! WTF is a mating signifier? Also WTF to the rest of that!? :D

[paul jones]

OPINIONTRON 800's MOTHER HAS GOT A PENIS

[Kid Presentable]

haaahahahahaaahahaa

[roosta]

HAHA! I like Opiniontron 800, but well done to Paul for making me L-O-L for the first time today.

[paul jones]

HAHA! I like Opiniontron 800, but well done to Paul for making me L-O-L for the first time today.
I wonder if OPINIONTRON 800 CAN LOL

[b i o n i c]

does opiniontron think i should jump

[paul jones]

does opiniontron think i should jump
like in a Van Halen style?

[b i o n i c]

yes, but off the roof. i've got the leotard and balls outline and everything

[jammytastic]

what does OPINIONTRON 800 think of my gruige?

[roosta]

what does OPINIONTRON 800 think of my gruige?

haha....im not sure Opiniontron (or many else) will be able to answer that question...

[jammytastic]

shit yeah.

gruige = hair in gaelic

[na§tee]

how are you familiar with gaelic, jammytastic?

OPINIONTRON, sure thing. i've got my booster and i'm raring to go. let's be 'avin yer.

[Freebasser]

I would like opiniontron's opinion.

[camo]

I would like opiniontron's opinion.

WRONG. OPINIONTRON 800 IS DESIGNED TO GENERATE FAULTLESS OPINIONS.

USER 'CAMO'..........................SEARCHING......... ...............SEARCHING.........

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USER CAMO IS ENGLISH, AND QUOTED BY USERS 'NASTEE' AND 'FREEBASSER' IN RESPECTIVE USERS MATING SIGNIFIERS. USER 'CAMO' IS A SWOLLEN GENITAL REGION IN THIS CONTEXT, OR A PLUME OF ATTRACTIVE FEATHERS.

???

[OPINIONTRON 800]

OPINIONTRON 800's MOTHER HAS GOT A PENIS
WRONG. OPINIONTRON IS BORNE FROM GERMANIC ENGINEERING PROWESS, AND STEEL CRANES AND BOOM LIFTS.

[camo]

WRONG. OPINIONTRON IS BORNE FROM GERMANIC ENGINEERING PROWESS, AND STEEL CRANES AND BOOM LIFTS.

vorsprung durch technik?

[OPINIONTRON 800]

does opiniontron think i should jump
OPINIONTRON CALCULATES USER 'b i o n i c' IS SUFFICIENTLY SAFE DISTANCE FROM WRECKING MACHINE. USER 'b i o n i c' CAN DETERMINE OPINIONTRON'S MEANING VIA OCULAR USAGE.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

HAHA! I like Opiniontron 800, but well done to Paul for making me L-O-L for the first time today.
OPINIONTRON'S DATABASE NOTES EXCHANGE OF 'LOTS OF LOVE'.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

what does OPINIONTRON 800 think of my gruige?
OPINIONTRON CALCULATES THAT FAULTY HAIRSTYLE WILL NOT IMPAIR LIKELIHOOD OF FINDING A MATE, BUT MAY RESULT IN DIFFICULTIES OBTAINING WORK IN THESPIAN FIELD.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

OPINIONTRON, sure thing. i've got my booster and i'm raring to go. let's be 'avin yer.
OPINIONTRON CANNOT INJECT DOCKING HOSE WITHOUT APPROPRIATE CONNECTORS OR SOCKET

[roosta]

how are you familiar with gaelic, jammytastic?


she's a smelly paddy.

OMG! INTERNET DEJA VU!.

how odd.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

I would like opiniontron's opinion.
WRONG. USER 'FREEBASSER' IS INTERESTED IN THE PURCHASE OF AN OPINIONTRON 800, BUT IS LIKELY TO TEST DRIVE AND RESPOND INDECISIVELY. WHEN PRESSURED BY OPINIO-CORE REPRESENTATIVE, USER 'FREEBASSER' WILL DROP SIGNIFICANTLY IN TEMPERATURE.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

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LOADING KARATEKA

[roosta]

OPINIONTRON'S DATABASE NOTES EXCHANGE OF 'LOTS OF LOVE'.
Although i do realise your reply is an attempt to "zing" me, it technically makes no sense given the wording of my original statement, implying you may be wrong.

?

[Lex Diamonds]

Here's an opinion for ya: you suck. You were funny a couple of months ago but now it's like you're trying too hard.

Way to ruin a perfectly good alias.

[OPINIONTRON 800]

Here's an opinion for ya: you suck. You were funny a couple of months ago but now it's like you're trying too hard.

Way to ruin a perfectly good alias.
WRONG. TO USE BASIC HUMAN LANGUAGE, USER 'THE PADSTER' IS A SNOTTY, EGOSTISTICAL, RUDE TEENAGER. HIS OPINIONS ARE DISREGARDED BY ALL FOR THEIR ABJECT POINTLESSNESS.

OPINIONTRON IS ALWAYS CORRECT

[OPINIONTRON 800]

Although i do realise your reply is an attempt to "zing" me, it technically makes no sense given the wording of my original statement, implying you may be wrong.

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LOADING WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?

[na§tee]

OPINIONTRON CANNOT INJECT DOCKING HOSE WITHOUT APPROPRIATE CONNECTORS OR SOCKET
story of my life :(

oh well. maybe next time.

roosta: ohh! thanks. a dirty paddy. loves it. i loves me some dirty paddies. i'm a friend of the gaelic speakers too. i'm from the isle of lewis ya know. is mise sorcha stiubhart.

[Lex Diamonds]

WRONG. TO USE BASIC HUMAN LANGUAGE, USER 'THE PADSTER' IS A SNOTTY, EGOSTISTICAL, RUDE TEENAGER. HIS OPINIONS ARE DISREGARDED BY ALL FOR THEIR ABJECT POINTLESSNESS.

OPINIONTRON IS ALWAYS CORRECT
Whoever you are you're also a pussy for saying that through an alias.

Whatever dude, you used to be good, now you suck, deal with it.

[Kid Presentable]

Whoever you are you're also a pussy for saying that through an alias.

Whatever dude, you used to be good, now you suck, deal with it.
hahaha. Chill pad, it's just a dumb robot.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm chilly chill, just saying whoever it is needs to slow down, they're ruining it.

Is it you?

[camo]

I still have no idea what his opinion of me meant :confused:

[OPINIONTRON 800]

hahaha. Chill pad, it's just a dumb robot.
WRONG. ALTHOUGH MODIFIED TO PLAY SOME EARLY BRODERBUND CLASSICS, AMONG OTHERS, OPINIONTRON IS ALWAYS CORRECT.

USER 'KID PRESENTABLE' IS 26 YEARS OLD AND THEREFORE NOT A HUMAN CHILD NOR INFANT GOAT. USER 'KID PRESENTABLE' IS MODERATELY WELL DRESSED, BUT HAS A SLOPING BROW INHERENT IN THE OFFSPRING OF INBREEDERS. OPINIONTRON ALSO RECOMMENDS A HAIR-PIECE.

[roosta]

roosta: ohh! thanks. a dirty paddy. loves it. i loves me some dirty paddies. i'm a friend of the gaelic speakers too. i'm from the isle of lewis ya know. is mise sorcha stiubhart.

\o/ Conás atá tu?

[Kid Presentable]

WRONG. ALTHOUGH MODIFIED TO PLAY SOME EARLY BRODERBUND CLASSICS, AMONG OTHERS, OPINIONTRON IS ALWAYS CORRECT.

USER 'KID PRESENTABLE' IS 26 YEARS OLD AND THEREFORE NOT A HUMAN CHILD NOR INFANT GOAT. USER 'KID PRESENTABLE' IS MODERATELY WELL DRESSED, BUT HAS A SLOPING BROW INHERENT IN THE OFFSPRING OF INBREEDERS. OPINIONTRON ALSO RECOMMENDS A HAIR-PIECE.
Well done, otis. Now I can put you and this dumb robot of yours on ignore.

[na§tee]

\o/ Conás atá tu?
tha mi gle mhath tapadh leibh.

ciamar a tha sibh?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, it's Kid P.

[jammytastic]

story of my life :(

oh well. maybe next time.

roosta: ohh! thanks. a dirty paddy. loves it. i loves me some dirty paddies. i'm a friend of the gaelic speakers too. i'm from the isle of lewis ya know. is mise sorcha stiubhart.


deadly!

is mise justine ni bhreanainn. ta me i mo gchonai cill deaglain. conas ata tu?

[jammytastic]

thank you much optiontron 800

[Otis Driftwood]

Well done, otis. Now I can put you and this dumb robot of yours on ignore.
:D OK, I admit it's been me all along.

[Kid Presentable]

:D OK, I admit it's been me all along.
See, I even took you off ignore to end this madness. You arse.

[Otis Driftwood]

You can go ahead and put me back on. It'S not me, I have no alias. I don't give a fuck about that robot. It'll prolly say I lie awake at night crying about it's posts, though. :D

[roosta]

tha mi gle mhath tapadh leibh.

ciamar a tha sibh?

Ní thigum me. :(

[Kid Presentable]

You can go ahead and put me back on. It'S not me, I have no alias. I don't give a fuck about that robot. It'll prolly say I lie awake at night crying about it's posts, though. :D
I don't believe you.

[Lex Diamonds]

Give it up KP, it's quite obviously you.

[Kid Presentable]

Give it up KP, it's quite obviously you.
It's not, man.

[Otis Driftwood]

Dude, I just looked at "Who's online" and you left the the board for a moment. Don't fuck with Sherlock. Also that robot does not exactly like me either.
But do what you want I guess the alias owner is gonna pm you to take it off the ignore list sooner or later.

[Kid Presentable]

Dude, I just looked at "Who's online" and you left the the board for a moment. Don't fuck with Sherlock. Also that robot does not exactly like me either.
But do what you want I guess the alias owner is gonna pm you to take it off the ignore list sooner or later.
You're going back on the list. I don't like your lies. Be a man, otis. (n)

[Otis Driftwood]

You're going back on the list.
I'd feel honored if I didn't know you lied about this once before. (n)

[icy manipulator]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=78287

for those who cant understand simple logic

the more important question is who's OPINIONTRON 900

[Kid Presentable]

I'd feel honored if I didn't know you lied about this once before. (n)
I took you off for this exchange, and have regretted every painful microsecond of it. But no more...

[roosta]

well, you boys certainly know how to ruin a funny thread. good work lads.

[Kid Presentable]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=78287

for those who cant understand simple logic

the more important question is who's OPINIONTRON 900
You know, I'm not the only person on here who finds you allegiances to Mother Russia dubious. Just remember that, before you bandy about your logic.

[icy manipulator]

wtf? chill winston

[Kid Presentable]

wtf? chill winston
I'm just saying, is all. It's not me.

[icy manipulator]

yeah but what kind of a fucking comment is that? sure i've always had a passion for russia but i dont pretend to be fucking vladimir straight out of moscow or some shit. are you saying you and others have a problem with me having an interest in russian culture or something ridiculously tedious?

[ToucanSpam]

I think there's a little OPINIONTRON 800 in all of us.

[na§tee]

deadly!

is mise justine ni bhreanainn. ta me i mo gchonai cill deaglain. conas ata tu?
heehee! i love it when irish people say deadly.

i cannae really speak gaelic imma fraid :( i'm a phoney. i can speak and understand only a tiny little bit. my brother and i are the only people in my (dad's) family not to be native speakers. woops! my aunt is a sort-of famous traditional gaelic singer if you're into that sort of thing.

names are pretty awesome though. ni bhreanainn. purdy. certainly more pretty than stiubhart anyhow!

er. an toir thu dhomh pòg? tha gaol agam ort :o

mar sin leibh an dràsda!

[g-mile7]

:rolleyes: (n) Nerds

[beastieangel01]

I was expecting funny up till the last page. You dolts.

[roosta]

I was expecting funny up till the last page. You dolts.

well, you boys certainly know how to ruin a funny thread. good work lads.

and Oi! G-mile, you calling Irish speakers nerds? why i oughta...

[OPINIONTRON 800]

USER G-MILE7 IS INCORRECT.

OPINIONTRON 800'S SUPREME GRASP OF LANGUAGES RATES GAELIC AS A HIGHER FORM OF COMMUNICATION THAN THE LANGUAGE OF THE STREET.

THE LANGUAGE OF THE STREETS IN GAELIC TRUMPS THEM BOTH.

[paul jones]

WRONG. OPINIONTRON IS BORNE FROM GERMANIC ENGINEERING PROWESS, AND STEEL CRANES AND BOOM LIFTS.
YES BUT STEEL CRANES HAVE PENIS'S

[g-mile7]

USER G-MILE7 IS INCORRECT.

OPINIONTRON 800'S SUPREME GRASP OF LANGUAGES RATES GAELIC AS A HIGHER FORM OF COMMUNICATION THAN THE LANGUAGE OF THE STREET.

THE LANGUAGE OF THE STREETS IN GAELIC TRUMPS THEM BOTH.
Too bad street is understandable in any language punk....here let me show U



*shots fired*

Lets see which steel's superior punk

[g-mile7]

and Oi! G-mile, you calling Irish speakers nerds? why i oughta...
The opinoncon is Irish?

[na§tee]

and Oi! G-mile, you calling Irish speakers nerds? why i oughta...
i know! :( buncha sassenachs. er.
me, roosta and jammy are just going to go off now and cry into our potatoe cakes and red lemonade.

[roosta]

The opinoncon is Irish?

I thought you were talkin bout jammy and nastee.

i know! buncha sassenachs. er.
me, roosta and jammy are just going to go off now and cry into our potatoe cakes and red lemonade.

haha! yes! and maybe have a packet of Tayto.

[skra75]

fuck, I think gmile killed opiniontron

[g-mile7]

i know! :( buncha sassenachs. er.
me, roosta and jammy are just going to go off now and cry into our potatoe cakes and red lemonade.
I meant the alias U know Im crazy 4 U homie!