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jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:16 AM
im freaking out.

i got my hair cut for the first time in a long time because i wanted it to grow and shit. so basically my hair was to just above my shoulders and the fucking cock sucking motherfucker of a wretch of a wagon made me look like a fucking retard.

i cut my hair all by myself! kind of thing.

i now have a fringe that makes me look like im 12 and and short ridiculous hair thats kind of like erm? i dunno. a fucking fraggle on crack.

this is not a very good day for me. not that anyone cares. im so gutted.

paul jones
03-26-2007, 10:17 AM
let's see a pic then

roosta
03-26-2007, 10:18 AM
the farmer won't mind. and the hair will grow back.

b i o n i c
03-26-2007, 10:19 AM
i hate that shit. get an electric razor, set it to half an inch and take it to ya head. that should fix it.

jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:21 AM
THE HAIR TOOK SO LONG TO FUCKING GROW IN THE FIRST PLACE.

the farmwe will of course like it. the farmer loves everything about me and he cooks a fine stew.

he told me i was pixie-like and that made me come over all shy. very stragne. because shy would be the last thing a person would call me.

ahhhh stupid hair. it took ever so long for it to start looking like normal people hair and now i look like a cross between posh spice and a cabbage patch doll.

abcdefz
03-26-2007, 10:22 AM
fuck sake



I thought this was going to be a thread about how much you dislike Japanese alcohol.

jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:23 AM
i hate that shit. get an electric razor, set it to half an inch and take it to ya head. that should fix it.

nope. ive done bald never again (please god) i want swishy silky sexy hair.

*stamps foot*

jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:23 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about how much you dislike Japanese alcohol.


HAHAHAH!

brilliant.

Kid Presentable
03-26-2007, 10:24 AM
nope. ive done bald never again (please god) i want swishy silky sexy hair.

*stamps foot*
If it wasn't bad enough, jammy, it's persei.

jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:25 AM
weve had this discussion before!!

im right ok? even if im not just pretend.

jammytastic
03-26-2007, 10:27 AM
ok fuck this for a game of soldiors im going the chipper. anyone want anything?

crispy chips, spice burger and some chiken. oh yeah.

Kid Presentable
03-26-2007, 10:30 AM
ok fuck this for a game of soldiors im going the chipper. anyone want anything?

crispy chips, spice burger and some chiken. oh yeah.
I bet your hair looks ok. And you're a good sort anyway. Don't rob anyone on your way to the shops.

roosta
03-26-2007, 10:31 AM
snack box

camo
03-26-2007, 10:39 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about how much you dislike Japanese alcohol.

fucking genius mate! lol

WillMac
03-26-2007, 08:58 PM
Jammy, you're still a tosser whether your hair is good or not.

Bob
03-26-2007, 09:02 PM
if its any comfort i got a crappy haircut that makes me look 12 today too

Bob
03-26-2007, 09:25 PM
Jeez beez I'd hate to see you when something tragic happens.

yeah, what would jammy know about tragic things