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abcdefz
03-26-2007, 12:47 PM
This is pretty disgusting, so proceed at your own risk.

I just don't fucking understand people sometimes. How someone could do this; how someone couldn't have turned him in earlier...



From CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/26/student.slain.ap/index.html)


HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- For at least two days, neighbors at a city apartment complex noticed an acrid aroma, black smoke and leaping flames coming from two barbecue grills on the balcony of a second-floor apartment.

What, neighbors at the Red Oak Place apartments wondered, was going on in the unit where 27-year-old Timothy Wayne Shepherd lived? What was he burning at all hours, for days at a time?

The answer turned their stomachs.

According to law enforcement officials, Shepherd dismembered, and then burned the body of his former girlfriend, Tynesha Stewart, a 19-year-old Texas A&M University student. Nothing remains of Stewart's body, Harris County Sheriff Tommy Thomas said at a press conference Saturday....
Yeti
03-26-2007, 12:49 PM
Since he is from Texas I bet he used Stubbs BBque sauce, rubs and marinades to tenderize the meat.

http://www.stubbsbbq.com/
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-26-2007, 01:13 PM
Since he is from Texas I bet he used Stubbs BBque sauce, rubs and marinades to tenderize the meat.

http://www.stubbsbbq.com/

(y)
abcdefz
03-26-2007, 01:14 PM
It rubs the Stubbs on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
Parkey
03-26-2007, 01:15 PM
Reggae Reggae Sauce is where it's at (http://www.reggaereggaesauce.com/)
abcdefz
03-26-2007, 01:15 PM
This is what kills me:


Human remains generally require extremely high temperatures to destroy, and authorities have not said how it is possible that Stewart's remains could be completely burned on a patio grill....

and

At times, Evans said, the flames from the grills leapt dangerously close to the roof of the balcony. Evans says he called 911, but when firefighters arrived, the flames had calmed and Shepherd assured them everything was under control.
Deep_Sea_Rain
03-26-2007, 01:19 PM
And good luck getting the smell out.
alruggs
03-26-2007, 01:22 PM
I don't even like the smell of hamburger cooking.
Echewta
03-26-2007, 01:25 PM
"Thigh or Breast?"

:(
Yeti
03-26-2007, 01:26 PM
Dismembering a person has to be grueling.
abcdefz
03-26-2007, 01:27 PM
No kidding.

The guy must've been on something. Chopping up ex-girlfriend, tending to grills for two days straight, around the clock?

Damn.
Yeti
03-26-2007, 01:28 PM
Whatever happened to rolling up a person in a carpet and dumping them in a shallow grave? Sheesh
Whatitis
03-26-2007, 01:31 PM
Stubbs.

That's just aweful. Good BBQ sauce but.....
abcdefz
03-26-2007, 01:33 PM
The "I just ate" thread is entirely too close to this one at the moment. :(
Freebasser
03-26-2007, 01:43 PM
Burger me! If that doesn't just steak the brisket!
Yeti
03-26-2007, 01:47 PM
Stubbs.

That's just aweful. Good BBQ sauce but.....

You are correct. Stubbs is so good I doubt he wasted it on his ex.
ScarySquirrel
03-26-2007, 02:08 PM
Man, you'd have to be pretty upset to dismember and grill somebody. He must have really loved her.

Okay, sorry, that was admittedly tasteless. No pun intended.
Freebasser
03-26-2007, 02:14 PM
"Hey, honey! Hey, something smells good! What is it?"

"Ya, that's your ass burning"

"ORLY?"
DIGI
03-26-2007, 03:42 PM
I bought a pretty rare and kick-ass copy of Ween: Live at Stubb's. It's a 3 disc set and is by far the best live album I own.(y)
Yeti
03-26-2007, 03:44 PM
I am sure Mickill would have some thoughts on Stubbs. I bet it is an Austin landmark.
JobDDT
03-26-2007, 03:47 PM
Smile for me baby....


Let me see ya grill!

(LET YA SEE MAH WAT?)

Ya grill! Ya ya, ya grill!

Rob the jerrerry store and tell um make me a grill!
Lyman Zerga
03-26-2007, 10:14 PM
i still think 'the burbs' is the best movie ever made (y)