PDA

View Full Version : To the girl (that I know) with the GREAT cleavage:


ScarySquirrel
03-26-2007, 05:00 PM
Hey, it was nice running into you at Arby's today. I'm sorry your life is sucking so much right now... good luck applying for unemployment. I'm sure a good job will turn up eventually though.

By the way, that shirt you had on is absolutely PRICELESS. I also appreciate you bending over the table a couple times. I really was trying my best to continue with the eye contact... and I think I did a pretty decent job. Nonetheless, I would also like to thank you for the two hugs near the end of our conversation where you rubbed your breasts against me.

Good luck on your job search!

Sincerely,
Adam

P.S.
Let me know if you ever break up with your boyfriend. That'd be swell.

Echewta
03-26-2007, 05:13 PM
Some of the best things happen at Arbys.

Loppfessor
03-26-2007, 05:13 PM
God Bless women who show off cleavage!(y)

p-branez
03-26-2007, 05:27 PM
this nice weather is great for women's clothing.
the sweatpants and sweatshirts are finally put away for the year.

-T-
03-26-2007, 05:37 PM
mmmm.. cleavage weather. I live somewhat near the beach so bonus to me.(y)

ScarySquirrel
03-26-2007, 06:28 PM
this nice weather is great for women's clothing.
the sweatpants and sweatshirts are finally put away for the year.
I'm not gonna lie... there's something ridiculously nice about a girl wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I can almost appreciate that as much as a good ol' cleavage shirt. If you top it off with a pony-tail pulled through the baseball cap... we're definitely talking about a winner.

Pajama pants are a good one too, man. Ooooh, boy.

jackrock
03-26-2007, 06:37 PM
She got nothing on Giada, right? :cool:

-T-
03-26-2007, 06:44 PM
A variety is good...

ScarySquirrel
03-26-2007, 06:53 PM
She got nothing on Giada, right? :cool:
Eh... she was giving my girl Giada a run for her money today. There were, at the very least, on the same level.

The only way this girl could've surpassed her is if she were also Italian...

Pres Zount
03-26-2007, 07:03 PM
OH, Mr Darcy! I do declare!

jabumbo
03-26-2007, 09:34 PM
I'm not gonna lie... there's something ridiculously nice about a girl wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I can almost appreciate that as much as a good ol' cleavage shirt. If you top it off with a pony-tail pulled through the baseball cap... we're definitely talking about a winner.

Pajama pants are a good one too, man. Ooooh, boy.


those are the sorts of things that keep me going for sure. i'm not a big cleavage guy, so thats probably why. but most of the time i'm not that hard to please

WillMac
03-26-2007, 09:44 PM
the tubetobs are coming...the tubetops are coming

Justin
03-26-2007, 11:00 PM
i know what you guys are saying about the sweatpants, its incredibly sexy!! Especially if they are the kind that kind of runs up their ass and you can see their underwear

DandyFop
03-26-2007, 11:33 PM
I feel like being cleavy, maybe I'll do it tomorrow. I gotta new dress!

Justin
03-26-2007, 11:39 PM
I enjoy looking at office whores

DandyFop
03-26-2007, 11:40 PM
Is a woman a whore if she shows cleavage? Just curious.

DIGI
03-26-2007, 11:41 PM
Hey, it was nice running into you at Arby's today. I'm sorry your life is sucking so much right now... good luck applying for unemployment. I'm sure a good job will turn up eventually though.

By the way, that shirt you had on is absolutely PRICELESS. I also appreciate you bending over the table a couple times. I really was trying my best to continue with the eye contact... and I think I did a pretty decent job. Nonetheless, I would also like to thank you for the two hugs near the end of our conversation where you rubbed your breasts against me.

Good luck on your job search!

Sincerely,
Adam

P.S.
Let me know if you ever break up with your boyfriend. That'd be swell.

I don't wanna be a downer, man, but I don't think she's gonna see this.:(

ScarySquirrel
03-26-2007, 11:45 PM
I don't wanna be a downer, man, but I don't think she's gonna see this.:(
That's kind of the point, dude.

DandyFop
03-26-2007, 11:49 PM
Hey I am gonna write a letter too

Dear Oxford Wolverine:

It was fun meeting you for 5 seconds in Las Vegas. I'm sorry that I was so drunk that I thought you said your name was "Eggman" when others tell me it was something like "Adrian". You were really hot and you had a British accent. I apologize that my friends made me leave to go eat the $1.25 graveyard special at the cafe in our hotel, because I'm sure we could have had some jello shots in that one bar and then I could have tricked you into making out with me. Ah well. Say hi to the Queen for me!

-Barb

Lyman Zerga
03-27-2007, 12:08 AM
sweat clothes are everything i wore the last few weeks but only cause im 'working' out

it looks hot on girls and guys, just not on me

b i o n i c
03-27-2007, 12:11 AM
I enjoy looking at office whores


whoa, man! you sound angry lately. everything alright?

DIGI
03-27-2007, 12:14 AM
That's kind of the point, dude.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So what's the point again?

Justin
03-27-2007, 12:41 AM
whoa, man! you sound angry lately. everything alright?


I've been angry? Nah im cool.

My post was in reference to some women at my office that dress kinda "unprofessional" (aka slutty) just to get attention.

I love ya man

Lyman Zerga
03-27-2007, 09:41 PM
cant believe i bought a cleavaged shirt today

doesnt look slutty though :(

milleson
03-27-2007, 09:54 PM
Calcite also has great cleavage.

Lyman Zerga
03-27-2007, 10:19 PM
Is a woman a whore if she shows cleavage? Just curious.

not if that cleavage has class
nothing wrong with being all feminine and sexy


but showing too much skin is trashy and attention whorish

DandyFop
03-27-2007, 10:39 PM
What if it's just really hot outside?

Jk I don't dress slutty - Sometimes I'll put on a kinda slutish outfit but then I realize how god awful uncomfortable all the tight/low/short crap is and then I get back in my jeans and I'm like "ahhh". If a guy prefers a lady who squeezes herself into that shit all the time, let him have her.

Dorothy Wood
03-27-2007, 11:34 PM
OH, Mr Darcy! I do declare!

*old fashioned laughing*

Dorothy Wood
03-27-2007, 11:36 PM
also. arbys. I haven't been there in years. I don't know why there aren't more arbys in chicago. there's like two. and I've never seen them.

Lyman Zerga
03-27-2007, 11:46 PM
What if it's just really hot outside?

Jk I don't dress slutty - Sometimes I'll put on a kinda slutish outfit but then I realize how god awful uncomfortable all the tight/low/short crap is and then I get back in my jeans and I'm like "ahhh". If a guy prefers a lady who squeezes herself into that shit all the time, let him have her.


you should wear a not too much showing cleavaged top with pants or a long skirt or a normal top with a shorter skirt or pants

or just wear a nice light summer dress when it's really hot or hot pants you fucking slut!

ET
03-28-2007, 12:37 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So what's the point again?

This cleavage prompted the poor guy into posting on the internets about the titties. They must have been awesome. Oh wait nevermind, PIX PLZ OR GTFO N00B!!!11!111one1