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abcdefz
03-27-2007, 10:57 AM
This was one of the harder ones, I think.

http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg
Freebasser
03-27-2007, 11:04 AM
"A man stops to scratch his behind while his wife nags at him, both totally oblivious to the dolphin begging for loose change next to them"
Lex Diamonds
03-27-2007, 11:06 AM
Woman: "Hey, your begging dolphin fell out of your pocket."

Man: "Nope, mine's still in here."
Otis Driftwood
03-27-2007, 11:08 AM
'Chali2na hustlin on the grind for dough"
abcdefz
03-27-2007, 11:10 AM
Mine was:


http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg


"I suppose it's OUR fault you won't work in the direct-to-video market!?"



























:rolleyes:
roosta
03-27-2007, 11:12 AM
EDIT: not funny at all...will be back again later.
Drederick Tatum
03-27-2007, 04:19 PM
http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg

"lol we should call you a Poorpoise lol lol"
Waus
03-27-2007, 05:11 PM
http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg

"You know whatever you give him is just going straight to the bottle-nose!"
DIGI
03-27-2007, 05:37 PM
This was one of the harder ones, I think.

http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg

"Jerry thought he was on a roll until the pool sharks took him for all he's worth."
kleptomaniac
03-27-2007, 05:44 PM
"Don't pay that man, Tom! He looks fishy to me."

o_O
DIGI
03-27-2007, 05:49 PM
mammal.
kleptomaniac
03-27-2007, 05:50 PM
mammal.

yeah i know... :rolleyes:





but his wife doesn't.
NoLayupRule
03-27-2007, 06:44 PM
clearly this is a hard one since all these ideas are horrible
Drederick Tatum
03-28-2007, 12:01 AM
you're tripping, my Poorpoise is lol for days.
abcdefz
03-28-2007, 08:43 AM
"lol we should call you a Poorpoise lol lol"


Okay, I chuckled. (y)

I'm such a sucker for bad puns.
abcdefz
03-28-2007, 08:44 AM
"You know whatever you give him is just going straight to the bottle-nose!"



There ya go. I was trying to come up with something along those lines and got nowhere.
camo
03-28-2007, 09:14 AM
This was one of the harder ones, I think.

http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg

"just be thankfull he isn't an octopus brian, now put some change in his cup and get a move on"
DIGI
03-28-2007, 09:23 AM
Pool sharks, people!!!! Come on!!!!!!!!
Lyman Zerga
03-28-2007, 09:27 PM
"diarrhea FTW!"
Lex Diamonds
03-29-2007, 07:29 AM
Woman: "Hey, your begging dolphin fell out of your pocket."

Man: "Nope, mine's still in here."
HAHAHAHAHA this is GOLD!!!!
monkey
03-31-2007, 02:59 PM
man: dont get mad at the poor dolphin, he thought he smelled fish
Bob
03-31-2007, 03:06 PM
http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/uploaded_images/070402_contest_p400.jpg

my wife is a slut