Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest film review of all time...

[roosta]

Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we’d have “movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs”?

Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was it a shotgun full of handjobs exploding in my balls, but also my balls suddenly knew how to make fire using karate. All from seeing GRINDHOUSE, a movie that’s made of screaming car crash zombie boobs.

via Aint It Cool. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32030)

COMPLETELY AMAZING

I hope he directs more movies. I would see them, burn down the theater, and then call the fire department so I could tell all the fireman about what a kick-ass movie it was. When they started to attack me with axes, I’d fly away because Quentin’s movie would have given me ninja flight.

[Drederick Tatum]

I don't really like Tarantino, but a girl with a machine gun for a leg sounds too good to pass up.

[Big Gus]

The girl with a machine gun as a leg has totally sold me on this one - it's a must see.

I think Heather Mills-McCartney should follow suit - she'd corner the geek sympathy vote in seconds while being badass at the same time.

[Waus]

People keep getting uppity about this with me. "That's a lot of time to go watch movies - and I don't really like the look of that Death Proof one blah blah blah..."

YEA RIGHT. As if you wouldn't go home and spend that hour sitting on your butt eating pretzels and checking your e-mail. Just go see it you pansy.

[ET]

Did Vern write that? I bet he did. And I didn't even click the link. Edit: nm, it wasn't vern.

Here's the best album review ever. (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/16832/Daft_Punk_Daft_Club) You're welcome.