MICHAEL JACKSON TO ATTACK VEGAS WITH GIANT ROBOT

[Drederick Tatum]

well, kind of. (http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594) about time he did some cool stuff.

[King PSYZ]

I'm scared...

[Jitters]

"Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports."


My favorite part is how it says it will "roam the desert."

It makes me think that it's going to go around attacking people... I love it (y)

[-T-]

Good call Joel(y) :D

[pshabi]

I just picture the Jackobot going bucknut and thrashing Vegas Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man stylee.

God, why did I move here? I hope it doesn't molest me.

[King PSYZ]

maybe me, alruggs, and you can battle it when it does invade.

[b i o n i c]

that seriously is the most bizarre and scary things i've heard in a loooong time. its gonna be the first thing people see coming in on planes, and the robot will surely take notice of the flying phalluses over him all the time. like a carrots on a stick and string. giant robot michael is gonna be mad.

[ggirlballa]

thats a horrific image.... but wouldn't it be dope if the robot would moon walk...just sayin

[Documad]

I love that he's so desperate for attention that he's planting silly stories about himself in the press again.

[afronaut]

this almost redeems him for touching children and such.

[a.k.a me]

Maybe they should create a Michael Jackson zombie instead, that would be better-oh wait...

[roosta]

that is god-damn amazing!

[Freebasser]

Jeez, building giant robot replicas of himself, people are gonna start thinking he's a bit weird.

Ahahaa!

I've certainly heard of better, slightly less expensive comeback plans considering the foo's nearly bankrupt.

[ET]

What I want to know is which body part these lasers are coming from.

[Freebasser]

Yup. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4342255.stm)

Unless he's (literally) turned his fortunes around in the last two years of course.

[M.C. Guevera]

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

If I was flying in to Vegas, I could think of no more frightening sight than a giant Michael Jackson roaming the desert.

[paul jones]

I can't wait to see the forthcoming Photoshop jpg jokes(y)

[beastieangel01]

it's like in his movie Moonwalker when he can turn in to a car and then in to that robot and in to an aircraft and shit.

Or something.

He's a robot, in disguise.

[Lo_Lyfe]

it'll stop at kindergartens and peel them open like sardine cans.

[Whatitis]

For a guy that is obviously self conscious about his image, he does a good job of destroying it.

[Dorothy Wood]

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME