There's a man in here and I'm trying to eat my lunch!

[Dorothy Wood]

seriously, he's reading the antique books. and he won't leave. :( he is very tall and wearing business clothes. I WANNA EAT MY SANDWICH IN PEACE!

this always fucking happens. barely a soul all day, but when I want to sit and relax for a minute or poop or something, someone walks in. today is boring.

[Dorothy Wood]

he's still here.

and I have phone calls to make. I have distributors to yell at.

my hot sandwich is cold.

[Dorothy Wood]

okay he's gone.

thanks everyone.

what a creepo. he didn't even buy anything.

[Freebasser]

He just wanted a bite of your sandwich.

[Dorothy Wood]

he asked me if we had anymore old stuff. I was like, "uh yeah, up my butt".

[Otis Driftwood]

You shoulda told him you had an old sandwich and offer to trade him for a new one.

[paul jones]

Next time he comes in, set off the fire alarm(y)