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Lex Diamonds
03-30-2007, 06:57 AM
Saw this on SOHH, I think it's a valid question.
Junker
03-30-2007, 06:58 AM
Jesus my mate. (y) :)
Helvete
03-30-2007, 07:05 AM
Jesus isn't real.
synch
03-30-2007, 07:14 AM
Sure he was real . It's just that he got a ton of followers after he died who would gravely exaggerate his accomplishments in life.

Just like 2pac.
BangkokB
03-30-2007, 12:43 PM
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g-mile7.5
03-30-2007, 12:57 PM
if you replaced Jesus H. Christ with Malcolm X, this thread would have gone up in flames for sure.
adam_f
03-30-2007, 01:16 PM
Tupac sounds more Jesus-like than Jesus.
Schmeltz
03-30-2007, 02:06 PM
What if Jesus already came back... as 2pac?
g-mile7
03-30-2007, 02:15 PM
if you replaced Jesus H. Christ with Malcolm X, this thread would have gone up in flames for sure.
Cuz U dont know shit!
g-mile7.5
03-30-2007, 02:18 PM
Cuz U dont know shit!

I know Malcolm X didnt have anything good to say, kind of like Tupac
g-mile7
03-30-2007, 02:43 PM
I know Malcolm X didnt have anything good to say, kind of like Tupac


IMA SLAP THA FUCIN' TASTE OUT YO DAMN BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH!:mad: :mad: :eek: :mad: :mad:
JesusChrist
03-30-2007, 09:40 PM
Jesus isn't real.

Fuckin bullshit!
adam_f
03-30-2007, 09:53 PM
Anybody who would rather see Jesus come back than Tupac is a fag so you're not allowed in Heaven anyway.
paulb
03-30-2007, 09:59 PM
If Jesus was real and everything in the Bible was true aswell, id take his side.
bobaratt
03-30-2007, 10:05 PM
Holy shit...tupac vs. Jesus - AND IT'S TIED?!?!?!?

Yeah, Pac releases albums from the grave, but Jesus turned water into wine...which would you rather have at a party?
g-mile7
03-31-2007, 12:08 AM
Fuckin bullshit!
West Side......
synch
03-31-2007, 05:41 AM
Anybody who would rather see Jesus come back than Tupac is a fag so you're not allowed in Heaven anyway.
Depends, would they have to release an album on their return?
Lex Diamonds
03-31-2007, 06:09 AM
Holy shit...tupac vs. Jesus - AND IT'S TIED?!?!?!?

Yeah, Pac releases albums from the grave, but Jesus turned water into wine...which would you rather have at a party?
Who would I rather party with, a boring beardy guy in a white gown or a charismatic, unpredictable rapper with a penchant for women, drink and drugs?

It's a tough one.
roosta
03-31-2007, 06:23 AM
why would we have to take sides?
Lex Diamonds
03-31-2007, 06:27 AM
Because they are sworn enemies. Duh. Read the Bible. Or listen to All Eyez On Me.
roosta
03-31-2007, 06:32 AM
i think they'd be cool with each other
Lyman Zerga
03-31-2007, 07:38 AM
hitler.
Lex Diamonds
03-31-2007, 11:01 AM
i think they'd be cool with each other
"Hail Mary? Fuck her, I never knew her,
I'd prob'ly screw her, and dump her body in a sewer"




OK so that was Biggie but whatever, same thing.
SobaViolence
03-31-2007, 09:30 PM
^ that's more blasphemous than jesus v. tupac...


and they would be homies, since they were both black.
Lex Diamonds
04-03-2007, 09:19 AM
Tupac wasn't black, it was all a government conspiracy. They photoshopped every existing photo and video of him to fool the masses.
SobaViolence
04-03-2007, 10:57 AM
you're a conspiracy
Lex Diamonds
04-03-2007, 11:03 AM
I'm Tupac and you're Jesus. Our secret is out.

Curses!
g-mile7
04-04-2007, 01:32 AM
Tupac wasn't black, it was all a government conspiracy. They photoshopped every existing photo and video of him to fool the masses.
2pac was more brown then black (just tryin to make U look credible Paddy)