I'm drunk and I'm wondering...

[Knuckles]

how the hell did that Richard Gere gerbil in the ass story start?

I wish I could take credit for it.

Maybe I'll start telling people I started it.

[HotAndWet]

I was the one who put it in there, :o

[Knuckles]

I was the one who put it in there, :o
Did you shave it first?

[TurdBerglar]

the ass or the gerbil?

[Knuckles]

the ass or the gerbil?
I was talking about the gerbil. I'm pretty sure Gere waxes his ass.

[HotAndWet]

Did you shave it first?

;)

[bobaratt]

when did gere have a gerbil in his ass?

[TAL]

The rumour's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film Pretty Woman led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from The National Enquirer found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.




.

[Knuckles]

Did they ever interview the gerbil?

[Yeti]

Probably the same person that started the Rod Stewart having his stomach pumped because it was full of semen rumor.

[paul jones]

Did they ever interview the gerbil?
no,it dissapeared up Elton John's ass shortly after

[Pootytang]

I bought the gerbil in question on ebay for $250 bucks and he swears that he was in Richard Gere's poop chute. He also has told me that his name is Lemmy Winks.