I just found my childhood best friend on myspace

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know what to do.

WEIRD.

[befsquire]

a friend from middle school found me on myspace. i was glad she did.

speaking of myspace...

some dude asked me to add him because he and his wife were going to be moving to florida and wanted to be able to ask people where to go, etc. in his message, he swore he wasn't a swinger, loved his wife, asked her for permission to add me and she said ok, was only on there for friends, etc. so i added him. then looked at his profile (previously private) and it appeared he was all about internet sluts. then he sends some fucking long ass message today that i read but didn't respond to. i check my myspace later, and he's all "you read my message but didn't reply, what did i do wrong or what did i say that made you not reply" and then sent a separate one asking for an IM name. fucked up. i replied to his message that i had work to do today and his shit was too fucking sketchy and i was gonna pass and deleted him.

what the fuck is wrong with these people?

btw, are you on my friend list sarky?

[Dorothy Wood]

I dun think I am on your list.

I think I'm just going to leave her be because she wrote "your" instead of "you're" and she likes terrible music. also, I'm kind of afraid that she hates me or something. or that she'll remember some sketchy stuff about my family. and I think we experimented (very minimally) with sexual sort of stuff too because of my dad's porno collection or something...who knows? I was only 5 or 6 and have a very vague memory of it. haven't thought of that in years.

hmm, uncomfortable memories surfacing. I'll just shove those right back to the depths where they belong. bleh.

[befsquire]

i'm starting to think myspace is more trouble than it's worth. there's likely a damn good reason i'm not in touch with some of the people on my friends list.

[b i o n i c]

it would be something if someone i knew when i was 6 emailed me.

[befsquire]

i can remember both boyfriends i had when i was 6. it was sort of a competition between richard and doug as to who got to hold my hand during story time.

i'm sooooo glad neither of them know how to track me down.

[Dorothy Wood]

I had a little boyfriend at 5. I look him up periodically. his name isn't very unique though. :/

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

a friend from middle school found me on myspace. i was glad she did.

speaking of myspace...

some dude asked me to add him because he and his wife were going to be moving to florida and wanted to be able to ask people where to go, etc. in his message, he swore he wasn't a swinger, loved his wife, asked her for permission to add me and she said ok, was only on there for friends, etc. so i added him. then looked at his profile (previously private) and it appeared he was all about internet sluts. then he sends some fucking long ass message today that i read but didn't respond to. i check my myspace later, and he's all "you read my message but didn't reply, what did i do wrong or what did i say that made you not reply" and then sent a separate one asking for an IM name. fucked up. i replied to his message that i had work to do today and his shit was too fucking sketchy and i was gonna pass and deleted him.

what the fuck is wrong with these people?

btw, are you on my friend list sarky?

Cree-py.

[hitmonlee]

i just went and looked mine up

she's on there but its clearly only a profile to view other peoples pics and stuff, there's no detail apart from name, age and star sign

oh dear and i just looked my ex up, i didnt want him to join
i hope he doesnt look me up, cos he's gonna be all "who's that guy, who is that guy" etc

[b i o n i c]

I had a little boyfriend at 5. I look him up periodically. his name isn't very unique though. :/


i had the biggest crush/love-chase thingy with this girl/girlfriend when i was 6. i wonder what she's like now. i dont remember her last name, i'll probably never know

[Teh]

I met the girl i married when i was 4 one saturday night.

Well, she met me. I didn't really remember.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I found a kid I used to pick on in the 7th/8th grade recently...I apologized and the whole bit...he never responded.

I wish he lived close by so I could punch him in the arm just one more time.

[jabumbo]

nobody really adds me now since my profile is just one making fun of a friend of mine. i think it was only actually me for a few weeks.

i did find it sort of creepy when my older sister added me. i know she jumped onto facebook at some point, but neither of us have attempted to add, thankfully so we can still have alittle bit of privacy that mom and dad won't have to know

[Bob]

i have a profile but i still haven't ever bothered to actually use it

i have a lot of robot friends

[Dorothy Wood]

I deleted all your bots, bobbo. but you can still keep your real life robot friends.

[Bob]

oh yeah, and you

[Documad]

I still haven't responded to the card my old high school friend sent to me at my mom's house.

[Planetary]

HOW RADICALLY BODACIOUS!