I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That

[RoryMC]

What do you think Meatloaf was on about?

[Lo_Lyfe]

Taking a finger in the asshole.

[RoryMC]

Too obvious.

[na§tee]

- have a pet dog
- let you kiss my feet
- eat macaroni cheese

[RoryMC]

- have a pet dog
- let you kiss my feet
- eat macaroni cheese

All possible. I think it may have been peeling potatoes.

[camo]

fat birds

[RoryMC]

fat birds

You think that Meatloaf is in the position to be choosy?

[camo]

You think that Meatloaf is in the position to be choosy?

hell yeah.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I think that "that" is refering back to the sentence or 2 before it. Meaning there is a new 'that' in every verse.
Post the lyrics, and I'll find you a smelly-finger euphemism in every verse.

[Lex Diamonds]

Post the lyrics, and I'll find you a smelly-finger euphemism in every verse.
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy, and some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire, and some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning, as long as the stars are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for love, and I'll be there til the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact

But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight
And I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 3x)

(Solo)

Some days I pray for silence, and somedays I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll
Some nights I lose the feeling, and some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely and that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning, as long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it

That I would do anything for love, and you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long
And I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no no no I won't do that

I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 7x)

But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way

And I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

[Girl:] Will you raise me up, will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:] I can do that! I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

[Girl:] After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

[Girl:] I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
And sooner or later, you'll be screwing around

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that



And your time... starts... NOW!

[TAL]

It's Meat Loaf actually.

[Lo_Lyfe]

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way


Some days it don't come easy, and some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end


That I would do anything for love, and I'll be there til the final act


But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight


I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 3x)

(Solo)

Some nights I lose the feeling, and some nights I lose control (Of my bowels from prolapse)


Maybe I'm lonely and that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep


That I would do anything for love, and you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long


I would do anything for love, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that
(repeats 7x)

But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way

And I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

[Girl:]
Will you make it all a little less cold? Cold fingers, love?

[Boy:] I can do that! I can do that!

[Girl:] Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight? Tight? Certainly.
Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old? How about yellow-brown, love?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh, now I can do that!

[Girl:]
Can you give me something I can take home? Like the sweaty shit-musk of your innertube?

[Boy:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

[Girl:]
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known? Yes, up my arse. And I'll piss on you too.

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!

[Girl:] I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust. Digestion, innit?





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[Pres Zount]

Brilliant.

[abcdefz]

Is that a Jim Steinman song? It looks like his fingerprints.

[TAL]

It sure is.

[beastieangel01]

I am sad to admit that I thought of that Dr. Pepper commercial :(

[SugarInTheRaw]

What do you think Meatloaf was on about?

"Screwing around" on her.

[abcdefz]

We should have a contest to see who can come up with the best faux-Jim Steinman song title.

[Lex Diamonds]

You Couldn't Stop This Raging Feeling

[skra75]

Taking a finger in the asshole.

dingdingding

[abcdefz]

Love You Tooth and Nail

[abcdefz]

You Threw the Book at My Heart (But I Can't Judge You)

[little j]

i hate you all for putting this song in my head

[roosta]

i think i did a similar thread ages ago...and we didn't come up with anything then either.

its not "screwing around", im sure of that.

[Big Gus]

She wants him to be the bitch??

[Teh]

double anal.

[TAL]

Gday.Joel is correct.

[Teh]

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, I won't do that

Clearly he won't forgot how you feel right now, for love.

duh.

[-T-]

That=Cincinnati steamroller?

[funk63]

i had meat loaf last night.
ahgg...

[Big Gus]

This thread is gold. Good effort.

[taquitos]

cuz we were barely seventeen and we was barely dressed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck)