i like to pee in the dark

[jabumbo]

and i don't think i ever miss

[b i o n i c]

my ex girlfriend liked to pee in the dark too, she always missed

[jabumbo]

i always go in before bed at night and never turn on the light


i think the only time i missed is when i was drunk and was squeezing too hard so it sprayed around a bit

[TurdBerglar]

you can see right into our bathroom from the sidewalk especially at night when the light is on. sometimes i forget to put the shade down for the window and some stray crack head catches me pissing in the middle of the night.