BREAKING NEWS!

[TurdBerglar]

so i hear sirenes and cars flying by like mad. then a few minutes later i hear screeching and a crash.

i go outside and see this!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/TurdBerglar/PICT0135.jpg

that car with the doors open smashed our fence up!

[Dorothy Wood]

LOL @ breaking fence news to us. thank you.

[TurdBerglar]

somebody smashes our fence up atleast once a year

[TurdBerglar]

oh and there was some drunk out there watching the shit go down and he was trying to talk to me and he tried to come into our yard.

i was all like, "you can't come in here! what the fuck dude!"

then was all like, "aint this some bullshit!" and i think he put a hex on me. crazy drunks

[jabumbo]

i remember the one time some guy stole a ferrari and came around the corner while being chased by the cops and rammed into the side wall in out front yard. i was outside picking up bits of card out of the lawn and the cops yelled at me

[TurdBerglar]

they got a little pissed when i was taking pictures. the cops were all laughing it up and shit while our fence is all fucked up.

[Pres Zount]

HAHAHAHA. This is awesome. Please post pictures of the damage when it is morning, please.

[zorra_chiflada]

fun stuff always happens to turd :mad:

[b i o n i c]

this happens every year? build a ramp with some fireworks rigged up to it where that fence is

[TurdBerglar]

you can't tell from the pic but there was about a dozen cruisers out there. by the time i got out there they already had the fucker in the back of one of the cruisers

[Helvete]

This would be more fun if your fence was made from steel-reinforced concrete.

[Yeti]

I decided to use Turd's Breaking News thread for more than a fence accident.

Larry Birkhead is the father of Danni Lynn.

[cookiepuss]

I decided to use Turd's Breaking News thread for more than a fence accident.

Larry Birkhead is the father of Danni Lynn.


damn you Yeti! I was gonna annouce the Larry Dickhead is Annas baby daddy thing!

[Yeti]

Nobody will look in here if they swipe the title with their mouse. Go ahead and make a thread. Danni Lynn really looked like Howard K Stern so I was worried for Larry:eek:

[cookiepuss]

nah...if anything I'd resurect my celeb gossip thread anyway for this one.

I wasn't worried for Larry I knew he had this one in the bag all along. ;)

[b i o n i c]

resurrect it!