so my new boyfriends name

[beastieangel01]

is Jack Daniels

:(

[Lo_Lyfe]

You'll be fine. Chin up. :)

[Freebasser]

That's nothing - I once dated a girl called Carlsberg Special-Brew.

[kaiser soze]

I would love to date St. Pauli Girl.....she's hot

[abcdefz]

"Beefeater" sounds promising.

[na§tee]

babes! :( sad sadness!

/hugs.

i wish my new boyfriend's name was magner's irish cider.

lol @ freebasser's ex.
not as bad as this boy i once knew named tennent's super.

[Rock]

Give it time.

And next time make sure you get the respect you deserve before getting too deep.

If you ever are going through cock withdrawal and happen to be in the DC area. Let me know.

[QueenAdrock]

is Jack Daniels

:(

OMG, he is such a man-whore. He promised me there was no one else!
Whenever I drink Jack, my brother teases me that if you zoom in to what's going on in my brain, there's a redneck Jack Daniels wearing a cowboy hat kicking in a door screaming "HONEY, I'M HOME!"

If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here. And if you need anyone to drink with, I'm sure we can set up some sort of webcam situation.

[g-mile7.5]

awwww man that sucks, he was a babe :(

[Yeti]

Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

And we drank alone, yeah with nobody else

Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers, Black and Red

[beastieangel01]

haha. You guys are retarded and it makes me lol. This is why I post things like this, it helps.

I know it's dumb and I shouldn't think this way and blah blah but I can't help but for a moment pause and wonder if I wasn't good enough for him to even start trying to make an effort with the whole stress thing. But whatever.

Maybe I'll make it a threesome tonight.

A little Jack, a little Johnnie.
Or a fivesome. Two liquid two visuals, Rodriguez and Tarantino.

And then I'll play some battlefront and cap some stormtroopers to make myself feel even better.

Hmph!

[g-mile7]

Dont get wasted over a dude...Im sure in tha next 6months we'll be seein a thread bout tha new man in your life :)

[g-mile7]

OMG, he is such a man-whore. He promised me there was no one else!
Whenever I drink Jack, my brother teases me that if you zoom in to what's going on in my brain, there's a redneck Jack Daniels wearing a cowboy hat kicking in a door screaming "HONEY, I'M HOME!"

If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here. And if you need anyone to drink with, I'm sure we can set up some sort of webcam situation.
Nerdy but sexxxy

[TAL]

I had a bunch of screwdrivers, but I didn't take them home with me.

[Drederick Tatum]

hahaha webcam drinking session.

[na§tee]

tatum tried to make me watch him drink 14 'banana' flavoured milkshakes once :( i said NO! i do not want to be a part of any of your kinky dairy games!

[miss soul fire]

Ahhh, c'mon, that's neat!!:p

[Bob]

at least he's just your backup date

i've got nobody else

[befsquire]

honestly, when i was in high school i made out with a guy named jack daniels. and in college i was with a guy named james bond. i had to though, just to be able to say that.

i have never drank jack. i adored crown royal and diet coke until i discovered courvoisier and diet coke. hennessey's pretty good too, but not as good as courvoisier.

try it. he'll be your new husband.

[Bob]

i imagine that if my name was jack daniels, my life would be one of endless random sex

everyone would want to hook up with jack daniels just for the sake of it

and yet, my name is bob hammerling

someone needs to make a famous liquor named that

that'll do me

[befsquire]

why don't you just tell girls that if they have sex with you, they can brag that they got hammered?

[Bob]

because then they'll probably talk about my inadequacies :(

not my penis mind you, that's gigantic, it's the other stuff i'm worried about

[ET]

I never imagined we'd share the same man. :o

[Genocide Tulips]

Ugh, jack daniels.

Tell him to fuck off, we never did get off well and he fucked my liver.

[Bob]

you told me your liver was a virgin

[Genocide Tulips]

I lie to use the niave.

[befsquire]

i think bob's ok with that, but you should use him in person for sexual favors.

[mikizee]

Yeah I met some dude last week whos name was James Bond.

In other news my new wife is called Endone. She takes the pain away. And occasionally makes me vomit.

[beastieangel01]

I actually stayed sober last night and fell asleep at 10:30pm on the couch while trying to watch Superman Return with my roommate. I couldn't keep my eyes open. I guess I was just exhausted from all the days events.

And now I get to work from home for hours on end. Boourns. At least I'm getting paid. Maybe I'll drink later.

I'm thinking Jose. Because I'm poor. He works for less than minimum wage!

[Schmeltz]

Why not go for a cruise with the Captain? I got my taxes back the other day so I'll be aboard.

[jabumbo]

the dean of student affairs or something like that here at my school is named jack daniels


its always funny because he is the one writing you the letter saying that if you arent 21, you shouldnt be drinking

[beastieangel01]

hehe awesome

and damn it I'm really bitter. WHY IS THE TIME DRAGGING DAMN IT.

I'm supposed to be working from home today too, which I am. But ugh. I'm bitter and I have the urge to stick his face in some mud and smear it around.

[QueenAdrock]

What happened? Did you ask him for an apology and he refused? I'd be super bitter if that happened.

[Documad]

I keep thinking about Charlie Daniels.

[beastieangel01]

Diana: he said he cannot give the amount of support I need, because of this class he's in.

And then he added that he's surprised I didn't try harder and gave up so easily.

Which made me mad.
I didn't try harder? He could have tried a little harder not to be such a self-centered butthole. But instead he said "yeah I'm hurting you, I don't want to hurt you but I cannot give you the support you need."

I think that word "cannot" is bullshit. "will not" is more like it.

Whatever.

[Freebasser]

His soul chip was stupid anyway.

[monkey]

hugs for crystal.

well, hugs and drinks. <3

[beastieangel01]

he shaved it off a month ago. ha.

but maybe he'll grow it back. So I have something to aim for when the back of my shoe heads for his face! :D:D

[Freebasser]

I like the not-so-hidden violent undertones in that there post.

*steers clear*

[ET]

Regardless, he wears nice shirts. I'll hook it up. (http://bullemhead.com/images/charlie_daniels.jpg)

[skra75]

hahaha webcam drinking session.

I know it sounds retardedly fun. too bad my gf has golden shackles on my penis and I hardly ever find myself idle with the compooter and a bottle of Gin. :(

[Junker]

So, if your new boyfriends name is Jack Daniel's, what was his old name? :rolleyes:

[beastieangel01]

Regardless, he wears nice shirts. I'll hook it up. (http://bullemhead.com/images/charlie_daniels.jpg)

that IS a pretty fly shirt.

[Yeti]

Charlie Daniels is a born again Christian. He will not sing Long Haired Country Boy now.

[QueenAdrock]

Honestly Crystal, he sounds like a needy butthole and you don't need that. Shit, most girls won't want that either. He's going to have a hell of a time in any relationship if he says "You need to be there for ME" and refuses to put in any effort himself.

If you were the first girl to ever really care about him (at least, that's what I figure since you said you were the first person to pay attention to/care about his birthday), he should definitely know what he's lost in about a week's time.

Stupid boys. :mad:

[skra75]

true, you're a catch and you should be out chasing the ideal tail.
that dork did you a favor. go git!

[beastieangel01]

Thanks D and skra.

So, I had a few drinks Saturday night and ended up calling him because one thing he said was really getting under my skin all day. He mentioned to me the day of the break up that he was "surprised with all the good times we had" that I didn't "want to keep trying."

An issue of trying cannot/should not be applied to ME, home slice. So I called to regulate (I really should have given my phone to someone to hide). And he went on again about the same things "be here for ME blah blah" and I said "well look, the only way someone will do that and not worry about something in return is someone who's obsessed with you, and well sorry, I'm NOT obsessed with you."

He sent me messages yesterday saying he missed me and I didn't answer.

haha! /nelson voice

ahem.

[cookiepuss]

the new love of my life is a car.;)

hang in there crys. you'll be back in the saddle soon ya silly.

[beastieangel01]

I can't wait for a new car to be my new love.

But yeah, thank you :) I know I'll be fine. Just venting really. It's what the BBMB is good for, no?

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, BBMB is good venting.

Good job, girl. Don't worry about what he said, just think of the sweet vindication that will be yours when he calls you in 6 months and says he should have treated you better and he is really really sorry and you just listen, smile, and then delete the message.

[ET]

he was "surprised with all the good times we had"



Haha, what the fuck does that even mean? That he was surprised he could have a good time with you?

Um, also, Wilford Brimley and Charlie are seeing each other currently. My bad. I know this is a sensitive time for you and I should have done more Googling. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know exactly what happened, but I can tell you that men with soul patches can never be trusted!