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roosta
04-07-2007, 07:47 PM
Are any of you's Godfathers or Godmothers?

You're supposed to ensure your godchild is raised as a righteous Christian. I went to the pub immediately following the ceremony and got sloshed.

Jesus drank wine.

Big Gus
04-07-2007, 07:49 PM
*high fives*

You gotta "wet the babies head" - it's in the manrules.

roosta
04-07-2007, 07:51 PM
*high fives*

You gotta "wet the babies head" - it's in the manrules.

haha! yes we did, and we plan to all day tommorow as well.

DeeJayZap
04-07-2007, 08:02 PM
congrats!

and, in the case of the child's parents dieing, you have to take over as guardian i think.

Deep_Sea_Rain
04-07-2007, 08:14 PM
Awesome man....that's quite cool. (y)

Justin
04-07-2007, 08:30 PM
Are any of you's Godfathers or Godmothers?

You're supposed to ensure your godchild is raised as a righteous Christian. I went to the pub immediately following the ceremony and got sloshed.

Jesus drank wine.


As seen on Seinfeld....you now have to hold the baby when he gets circumsized!

Drederick Tatum
04-07-2007, 08:38 PM
did you have your enemies killed off while you were at the baptism?

Whatitis
04-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Are any of you's Godfathers or Godmothers?

You're supposed to ensure your godchild is raised as a righteous Christian. I went to the pub immediately following the ceremony and got sloshed.

Jesus drank wine.

Crazy! I just became a godfather last night too. Actually it was about 2am today after a poker party but, I was stoked to hear the news.


Congrats!

faz
04-07-2007, 09:28 PM
Congrats (y)

I was a Godfather for a couple of weeks untill my friend found out the kid wasnt his :\

befsquire
04-08-2007, 12:04 AM
did you have your enemies killed off while you were at the baptism?
for fuck's sake, tatum. everyone knows that you don't do that right away. first you put a horse's head in their bed. and, at the baptism, you have to grant favors for people, and they know that one day, you'll ask a favor in return that cannot be refused.

sheesh.

TAL
04-08-2007, 03:14 AM
I'm a godfather because according to the law here a child has to have godparents.
Stupid law.

Lyman Zerga
04-08-2007, 03:18 AM
show us your godfather impression already

TAL
04-08-2007, 03:24 AM
*dies with orange peel in my mouth*

roosta
04-08-2007, 04:04 AM
did you have your enemies killed off while you were at the baptism?

haha...no, but as the ceremony was taking place I did briefly imagine my enemies being violently killed

roosta
04-08-2007, 04:06 AM
As seen on Seinfeld....you now have to hold the baby when he gets circumsized!

egads! thankfully our young'uns dont get the snip...

Big Gus
04-08-2007, 04:30 AM
Ahah! Shit yeah, I'm glad my Godfather duties haven't extended past buying presents at the right time of year and taking him on the odd trip to the football and Zoo etc.

No cock mutilation duties required!

ms.peachy
04-08-2007, 12:36 PM
Mr.p and I haven't done the 'godparents' thing for Mattie. Being atheists and all, it seems a bit, you know, pointless.

TAL
04-08-2007, 01:51 PM
Mr.p and I haven't done the 'godparents' thing for Mattie. Being atheists and all, it seems a bit, you know, pointless.
My feelings exactly, but the law here says every baptised child has to have 2 godparents.

Stupid law!

ms.peachy
04-08-2007, 02:48 PM
every baptised child

We won't be doing that either.

TAL
04-08-2007, 02:50 PM
Lucky you.

b i o n i c
04-08-2007, 05:54 PM
my quote of the day, church is the new punk. i'm gonna go around baptizing people with a water-gun full of holy water.

b-grrrlie
04-08-2007, 06:08 PM
Apparently I'm a godmother to one of my friend's one of her kids, can't remember which one now, and I don't remember me being asked if I wanted to be one....

Johnny Railroad
04-08-2007, 06:12 PM
congrat to the godfather ! ...... u must be a very cool Godfather when ur post on this board ..... the kid is in good hands !

Junker
04-09-2007, 08:36 AM
Im a gofather too. And a very good one (i guess)

abcdefz
04-10-2007, 08:53 AM
Congrats, Roosta! (y)