really obscene hip hop lyrics

[na§tee]

go on, try to shock me. you won't be able to, but try anyway.

i am trying to settle a score with my flatmate re: representations of women and music. and it involves really filthy lyrics. come on, bbmb, don't disappoint me. ET and padster, i have high hopes with you. lo lyfe, too. bring it.

begin!

[na§tee]

oh god.

what have i created??!!!

[Junker]

hahaha...Joel and his Unicorn theme.

[Lex Diamonds]

I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two
One Sharon and the other one Sian
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Sian said Eazy let me fuck you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said fuck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one
And then I'll get the other pussy put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah that's the ticket, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
"Here's what I'm gonna put inside!"
Grab it like a rabbit, let's wreck it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' shit ...

[SugarInTheRaw]

Let the eagle soar
Like she’s never soared before
From rocky coast to golden shore

[HEIRESS]

nobody does it better than 2 live crew

I met this bit at a quarter past 12
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
When I took her ass home the pussy smelled like hell
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Summers eve summers eve
Massengil massengil
Wash your pussy wash your pussy
Bitch kill that funky smell

I saw this bitch walking down the block
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Between her legs she had a big red spot
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Was it cum? was it cum?
Was it blood? was it blood?
My nigga my nigga
My nigga, I dont know what the fuck it was

[Rock]

nobody does it better than 2 live crew
My wife did a paper on Misogyny in Music her freshman year and used 2 live crew as one of the examples for something. And when talking about it in front of her class she had to recite this bit:

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too

I can't remember what the paper said...but I think she tried putting a positive spin on those verses.

[ET]

You want freestlye, thats right, the style is free
Niggas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee
Im on some s&m shit you cant get with
Pull your panties down on stage and watch you sweat quick
Suckers back to pull their styles transsexual
Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual
You on the mic, and when you rhyme I start to jerk off
Let my dog lick you german shepard want to bust off
I tell your legs and swat em, mcs having anal sex
Step around like a tampax, and step up next
I enter new york, no problem with my dick out
California porno star, my ass you can lick out
Saying what? with sperm dripping down your partners butt
I see mcs in my face with their ass up
Let me put my cape on, my rubber and my mask up
Not no horror-core shit, this is porno-core
Im in the club naked man, Im the fucking pro
Niggas cant wax no ass, girls should let them know

(sex style!) niggas want it free
They dogs drink my piss (girls pay a fee)

Back I wreck shit, so what nigga? I masturbate
See your girls cocked back, her legs tied like a figure eight
Im on stage getting sucked by madonna
Sticking piped in your ass until you stop the freesyle drama
I pioneered this shit, you keep sucking dick
Your girls in the crowd, hawking me for a naked flick
I got my silk underwear for the atmosphere
Piss in your face and urinate all in your hair
You name a group thats shit, I will pooper-scoop
Fuck with this, miss, I will damage on the premesis
Niggas step back with dax grease, watch their ass twist
I rhyme any nigga, golden showers up in greek alley
Movie star bitches, mcs lining up in cali
Drinking vodka, absolut, sipping tanqueray
Mcs jump off, I stung your rectum like a stingray
Girls heinie-wipe, mcs say my style is hype
Pussies relax, Id rather fuck them with a cordless mic
Could rob a horse, pull your panties off and pay the cost

Now the nurse is here, dr. butcher to your anus
I dont care who your are, and if you think youre famous
You could be waxed, seventy-five fucking rap groups
Bisexuals on stage eating fruit loops
Sugar smacks, I got the rhythm for your ass cracks
Bring your girl, she fantasize in my sex world

[ET]

I'm gettin clits wet under fishnets
I love to see how freaky a bitch gets
Shave the wolf(?) and like Macy Gray
If you lookin like Ms. Melodie or Beyonce
Hoes and freaks get the kosher meat
Hit your whorehouse and leave it closed for weeks
"The 'P' Is Free" I ain't payin money
So all you little sluts, come and jump on me
Christie Canyon, I love you
If I ever met you I'd wanna fuck you and a suck too
All co-eds that gargle jizz
So young don't even know what a condom is
Hand prints when the E spanks her
Sex watchin Scarface, now that's gangsta!
Pussy first, and the ass is next
Dick Starbuck.. and I'ma talk like sex

[g-mile7]

The microphone is through when this rap legend grab it
Sendin poems to have them faggots diggin hoes like Reverand Swaggart
L's the nigga that crime follows
I'm hittin fine models and stabbin punks with broken wine bottles
I beat chumps til they head splits, then break em like breadsticks
I sex chicks, I'll even fuck a dead bitch
Always sprayin Tecs, because I be stayin vexed
Some nigga named Dex, was in the projects layin threats
I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin
I'm chokin enemies til they start turnin pale
Satan said I'm learnin well, Big L's gonna burn in hell
Front and get scarred cause your rap style ain't even hard
I run with a thievin squad, and NONE OF US believe in God

I got styles you can't copy bitch, it's the triple six
in the mix, straight from H-E-double-hockey sticks
Every Sunday, a nun lay from my gun spray
Fuck Carlito, we doin' shit the Devil Son's way
Every minute, my style switches up, they said a real man
won't hit a girl well I ain't real cause I beat bitches up
I use words that's ill, L got nerves of steel
I'm cool, but every now and then I get a urge to kill
I'm takin lives for a great price, I'm the type
to snap in heaven with a Mac-11 and rape Christ
And I'm fast to put a cap in a fag chest
The Big L smash stress, cause hell is my address
I'm on some satanic shit, strictly, little kids
be wakin up cryin, yellin, "Mommy Big L is comin to get me!"

I keep a cutie with a soft booty, hoes be runnin up
"Can I get your autograph L?" No bitch, I'm off duty
I'm breakin hottie hearts, niggaz drop when my shotty sparks
It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts
I keep the gear fresh, I keep the braids rugged
I never wear rubbers bitch, if I get AIDS, fuck it!
A beef with me, you better prevent it cause in a minute
I'll jump out a tenant rented, and leave a nigga body dented
And my swoll knob your main girl cold slobbed
and gave a blow job to my whole mob, with no prob'
Aiyyo crazy bitches slept with L
Then they niggaz got mad and tried to step to L
But I'm sicker than a nigga that's in special ed so I suggest
you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red








Big L be lightin' niggas like incense
Gettin' men lynched to win tits
I'm killin' infants for ten cents
Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English
I'm makin' ducks shed much tears
I buck queers
I don't have it all upstairs but who the fuck cares?
I'm grabbin' brews takin' fast swiggas
I get cash and stash figures and harass them bitch ass niggas
After you you're gonna get scared next
And if ya squad flex
I'm lettin' off like Bernard Getts
A tech nine is my utensil
Fillin' niggas with so much led they can use they dick for a pencil
I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose
I got drug spots from New York to Canada
Cause Big L be fuckin' with more keys than a janitor




(Jodeci song playing in the background, sound of head board banging
against the wall, and Biggie grunting)

Woman moaning, uh, yeah, uh, oooh, oh yeah, mmm, yeah
Oh fuck me you black mothafucka, oooohh yeah!!! MMMMMM, Aaahhh
Oh fuck me you black Kentucky Fried Chicken eatin'
Ohhh, ooohhh, yeah
You mothafuckin' gangsta killin', mutha fuckin black mafia ass
Muthafuckin, you, ohhhhh my god
You chronic smokin', Oreo cookie eatin', pickle juice drinkin'
Chicken gristle eatin', biscuit suckin', MUTHAfucka
V8 juice drinkin', slim fast, black greasy muthafucka
OOOHHHHH
Biggie: Whats my name?
Woman: Biggie!
Biggie: Whats my name?
Woman: Biggie!

Oh yeah
(Sound of Biggie and the woman falling off the bed)

Biggie: I'm sorry.
Woman: Ahhhh....
Biggie: Oh shit. Damn.
Woman: (laughing) Jenny Craig eatin' muthafucka
Biggie: (laughing) Fuck you bitch...

[g-mile7]

The following is dedicated to Skye and Nastee





She tossed me like salad, a quartar to one
Sorry Ms. Jackson but bitch you bout to blow this gum
I beat guts like drums that the Jamaicans hit
Leave that pussy on fire like a Jamaican spliff
Its the ultrasonic, robotic, always on that chronic
Never eat out with a trick broke with a hedge like Sonic
Or black as bobonic, you better eat this dick
Gobble it up, every inch is like a piece of bliss
Kiss them shits, yea, you can call me daddy
Or the stranger in your schoolyard slingin' bitches candy
Kind of nappy, you ask me "what will I do"
I tell close your eyes, bend over and tie yo shoes
And you do this like the little dumb bird you are
I dig into your walls, your head bangin' just like Rock Stars
I trade broads like Pogs, smash em with the biggest piece
Leave them scattered and splattered all over their sheets




Girl 1: Oh cutie got it goin' ON!
Girl 2: Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?
Girl 1: You buggin'!
Girl 2: Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker.
Girl 1: You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride!
Girl 2: What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1: See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.
Girl 2: You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit at all...
Girl 1: I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him!
Girl 2: Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1: Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B.
Girl 2: I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.
Girl 1: True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition!


Approach the school nine thirty, you're late
This time happy the solution was my date.
Get in your class, walk to your chair
pop is all you see and then occasionally stare
At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya.
Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood
Simulated from a [sensimilia] blonde,
tell the young girl "Baby, you're the one I want."
She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore
so you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally
pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy
you cannot afford this
Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend
Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots,
to rap out loose in my class,
but I kept sayin' the size of my dick and that ass.
So I turned around to arrange a date.
Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it
She popped a gum, cold twist to come
I said "Baby, how you feel?"
She said "Sure"
Then I said "sure", I just found my thrill
wear it in the classroom, know I'm Blueberry Hill
Cause what I said just bottled her hate.
She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said:
"Because of you I aint hurting, but then my within my heart
Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has to start.
You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin'
Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why!"



I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the catsup, thats when I pressed up
"I've been watching you mowing your lawn"
The thoughts were flowin, while I'm holding the palm
"Hey whats that on your menu?", from there we continued
And talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said "nah!", that's when I noticed her pah
Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank
at parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly, with his brother Willy
another hillbilly gettin ill with the Philly
and moonshine, but it's a new time of day
on the stoop doing the Patty Duke
OK, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub chub!!



Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like
they be lovin them, them them fancy bitches
I, I likes me a nasty bitch
Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time
Bitch gotta be nasty cuz I'm a nasty nigga
I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a fuck what it was
I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty motherfucker girl


I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right?
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right?
Teacher says "open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on
oral sex!"
I said "Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!"
Yo, next to me said "whats wrong with you man?, this is a lesson that
makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!"
I said "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell!"
She said "Be my assistant, I'd show rather tell!"
My knees buckled heart started to drop
my dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop
I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs."

Part 2 coming up...



This is dedicated to all you bitches
Knew this bitch named Traj, she had a hella fine ass
Candy-ass, blew my hole in the past
Niggarette gave me gonorrhea
Pussy dick to the tippy toe like ballerina
Boy you shoulda seen her
She had a babyface creamer Purinas
Called up talkin Tina
I put my dick in her womb
She blew my head like a balloon
I had her walkin on the moon


Yo, I seen you at the five and dime wastin your time
Oh you shine, I'm lookin at your ass from behind
You walked by smellin like watermelon
You might make me a felon, my eyeballs swellin
My nuts start yellin, excuse my prick
Wanna have a talk with you, I'm sick
My medicine is can I walk with you, fantasy
After that we can cheat, laid on the bed
Handcuffed with hard meat, long stroke smackin
Smack it then broke, nothin can't stop my
continous poke, compound
Porno flick music, Daddy came with it when I wrote it




Dirt Dog be bouncin on bitches like frogs
I pollute the air up like smog, bitch
I'm up my jacuzzi, peepin this smoothie
My bitch is a floozy, Dirt Dog ain't choosy
Pussy move me, pretty black dick up in the booty
I like it muddy and swampy
By now you find your ass up shitty creeky
Don't got no fuckin room me and my momma in my teepee
Blackberry squeeze, bitch who a tease
Titties small, I got used to the squeeze
Fuck that shit, I'm through with this bitch
Old hen please can't get a bank of these
welfare cheese, now to blow fifty G's
overseas, I'm doin the breeze, in my 850

Suicidal, she been in more hotels than bibles
Idle worshippin bitch wasn't the type to make bridle
Sprung, on how the bitch maneuvered her tongue
From the top of his dick, to the bottom of his ass split
I told the God to jet quick this wicked bitch was a harlot
but had him trapped up inside the Charlotte Web
She wasn't choosy fucked for a movie and a loose leaf
cigarette, pussy stay wet and juicy like lemons
Big ass in tight denim
Had the most faithful niggaz sinnin against their women
and enjoyed, to watch relationships get destroyed
This unemployed welfare bitch was non-void
and shameless, her attitude was blameless
Even though she had a hundred dicks on her namelist
Her obsession, caused niggaz to get, the ass cheek injection
The bitched lied, said she had urinary tract infection
I tried to warn em, and bomb em, but she conned em
Wanted niggaz to fuck her raw dog without no condom





All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch


Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh

She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!

Let that bitch go!

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!

Stankin ass hoes!

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn


Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah

Fuck y'all






Hi baby
I know your under a lot of pressure at your work and all
And I do understand
You have no idea how much I understand
But you also don't have any idea how much I love you
I love you so much
I think about you I feel you in my arms
I miss you.. I miss you terribly
I've just always wanted someone like you in my life
I love you so much; that I'd do anything
I'd do anything
I'll be your perfect woman for you


I just wanna fuck bad bitches
All them nights I never had bitches
Now I'm all up in that ass bitches
Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha?
You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya
Gotta thank ya for that head clinic
Explicit, hella photogenic
And tell your friends where the dick's at
Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate
Before you kiss 'em use Colgate
"She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch took the whole eight
and ran with it, then let Mel-Man hit it
and Hit the Man hit it; damn bitches
Man, this is what I'm talkin about
Chicken-head, chicken-fed, with a dick in your mouth
Out and about with your nigga like it never took place
(Airtouched) Next time you need a taste

Chorus:

I just wanna fuuuuuck you
No touchin and rubbin gul, you got a husband who
loves.. you..
Don't need you all in mine
I just wanna fuuuuuck you
We can't be kissin and huggin gul, you got a husband who
loves.. you..
You need to give him your quality time


You got the number, it's on you to make the call
You know I cum quick; help you re-decorate your walls
Cut your backyard, don't have to act hard to get the cock
And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
and put it back up, and keep going
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered with
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make it smoke a cancer stick
You be workin it like a dancer bitch, it's hard on me
Not to give you all of my time, that you wanted
You can give me some head, but keep the breakfast in bed
I'd rather spend my mornin diggin through some records instead
But, tonight, I guess it'd be aight if we can touch bases
Hookup somewhere and exchange some "Fuck Faces"
I know your man's lookin for ya, he's always tryin to run ya
Don't worry bout me handcuffin gul cause I just wanna fuck witchu


.. fuck witchu
On the sneak tip, on some creep shit
So whatcha gon' do, ya freak bitch?
You, actin, like you, don't, do, dicks
That's the kinda bitch I hate fuckin wit
Baby was a virgin, that's what she said
So I gave her some Hennesey, she gave me some head
I fucked her on the flo', so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Then Lil' 1/2 Dead put his dick on her head
Take that bitch home, and give her a bone
And give her the number to my cellular phone
Man, she blowin up my pager, the shit's gettin major
A favor for a favor, this dick is what I gave her
Somethin to go by, and bitches know why
Stuff dick in they mouth, and then I'm out (see-ya!)
Twenty-fo' seven, Dre, Snoop, and Devin
We servin' these hoes, and never lovin these hoes, beotch!

Chorus








Daz, come check it out
Nigga, where the carat, nigga?
Tear that ass up, yeah, honey you like that uh
Oh yeah, huh, oh, bust a nut, hold it, hold it
Oh, I'ma bust a nut in your motherfuckin mouth
Hold on, take this motherfucker
(Ooooh, my pussy)
What the fuck then? I'ma bust that in your motherfucker
*both climax*
(I got the bomb)
Ooh, bitch you got some bomb azz pussy

Ooooh, you got some bomb
Bitch you got some bomb azz pussy (yeah I got some bomb azz pussy)
*repeat 4X*

The bar is closed, bitch you got some bomb azz pussy
Have you ever have you ever had some bomb pussy? *repeat 4X*


I took a trip to the other side of the planet
Fuckin hoes in Japan didn't understand it
Joe Cool is my witness and the homey Style
Blowin Saki part one, gettin buckwild
with some hoes from the other side of the globe
I mean this bitch pussy so tight it's fittin like a glove
Could it be a small case of puppy love you see?
(Snoop Doggy I love you) Hey bitch you ain't in love with me


Now if I fucked yo' bitch, would a nigga trip?
Did you know your hoe's goin round blowin niggaz dicks?
Now would you trip? Now trip I can, I go back
to when me and Daz was chillin in Atlanta
Atlanta was the place to be, see it was bitches and shit
we had a, show to go do down at the FreakNik, we had a
bitch, that was all up on our dicks
Cause she knew about the homey and she knew about the Click
I'm Kurupt, and that's Dat Nigga Daz
And that's the homey El, so what's poppin with the azz
(Got some bomb azz pussy)

Bitch you got some bomb azz pussy (: I heard that)
(I got the bomb)
Bitch you got the bomb (: Shit, you got the bomb azz pussy)
(Yeah I got the bomb)
I heard you got some bomb ( My homeboy told me)
(Yeah, I got that bomb)
Bitch you got the bomb (: He said you got some bomb)
(Yeah I got that bomb azz pussy, yeah give it here)
( Oooh, shit you got some bomb azz pussy)
(Yeah, I got the bomb)
( Don't front, I know you got the bomb)
(Yeah, I got the bomb)
(Yeah, I smell it, can I inhale it?)
(Uh-huh, I got the bomb)
( Let you tell it, I know you got
some bomb azz pussy)


You know sometimes
The pussy gets to callin me man
And the pussy be like Daz...
And I respond to the pussy like, what's happenin?
And you can fuck me, and fuck my cousin
And fuck Nate
Then fuck everyone of my motherfuckin homies, in the DPG
Shhhh

Now tell the homies what's happenin hoe, for real
Show me some sex and affection and lick me down slow ya know
That's what I want, that's what I need
Now I'd only satisfy you to fulfill my needs
The hoe get to suckin, five minutes later be get to fuckin
Now the hoe shocked, me just slipped off the rubber
I said OOOH (oooh), NOO (noo)
While I bust a hellified superfied nut, I had to go
Straight pimpin in the city, shakin ass and titties
Some bitches had the bomb puss, but some bitches didn't
Now have you ever...

(Have you ever had some bomb azz pussy?
That make you wanna scream Dogg Pound) *repeat 4X*

[g-mile7]

Nastee has to judge the winner.
I won. Ive shown my skills.

[g-mile7]

Oh it's on
Tha game was on...then I turned it off cuz U lost...BAD

[g-mile7]

Kid stuff I write my own shit as I did in one of my post

[g-mile7]

hahaha I won no need to keep postin Joel a combo of Big L, ODB, Biggie and tha West Coast plus me is impossible 2 beat

[g-mile7]

That's unfair you can't be competitor AND judge :(
U goin 'gainst tha nerd slaya' son...I run this shit

[roosta]

U goin 'gainst tha nerd slaya' son...I run this shit

isn't calling yourself a nerd slaya on the internet an oxymoron?

[g-mile7]

isn't calling yourself a nerd slaya on the internet an oxymoron?
Its a moniker just for fun that I like 2 toss around. No need 2 post a loaded question just 2 make a point. Post obscene lyrics if your so clever.

[na§tee]

The following is dedicated to Skye and Nastee
er.... oh, CHEERS! (y)

these are my favourite nuggets:

Never eat out with a trick broke with a hedge like Sonic

Kind of nappy, you ask me "what will I do"
I tell close your eyes, bend over and tie yo shoes
And you do this like the little dumb bird you are

Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs."

Niggarette gave me gonorrhea

Handcuffed with hard meat, long stroke smackin

Her obsession, caused niggaz to get, the ass cheek injection
The bitched lied, said she had urinary tract infection

You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered with
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make it smoke a cancer stickhow romantic! loves it.

ALSO, is this ll cool j? i would google but i don't want hornyhiphoplyrics.com popping up.

I never wear rubbers bitch, if I get AIDS, fuck it!
l l lllll. tut tut tut. that's not a very good example for the yoof, is it? i do think our james is a dirty little bitch though. he licks his lips in an erotic fashion waaaay too often to be completely pure of mind. loves it.

ET, getting clits wet under fishnets and piss in your face and urinate in your hair? they know how to treat a lady!

this thread is GREAT. keep it going. more filth, more!
(i am totally winning my argument btw)

[g-mile7]

Well not LL but Big L, Biggie, Me, ODB, RZA,Cappadonna, Dr. Dre, Devin tha Dude, Snopp Doggy Dogg and the Dogg Pound were the ones I quoted. The first lyrics in my 2nd post I wrote in bout 1O when I read this thread, I'd never rap a song like that (unless 4 fun) so this board lets me get as wild as I want and I enjoy it

[g-mile7]

The internet isn't only used by nerds haha.
Or its nerdy to call one's self a "nerd slaya". I understood the subtle jab. Its cool, I just find such unprovoked sarcasm annoying. Like Im Auton or somethin/someone else ;)

[Junker]

She'll say you better wear a rubber if your gonna sex me
Cause I have more viruses than Windows XP


hahaha ... (y)
This one goes to sig.

[adam_f]

Ludacris-
Let a nigga get nut pushed, better yet let a nigga get some head
I work 'em, work 'em or feed 'em, burp 'em, then jerk 'em, instead
I get my nuts pushed, on the bottom to the top of your gums
I feel your slurpin', slurpin, I'm skeetin' and squirtin' your tongue
And I got about 5 grand, but I won't be spendin' a dime
See cuz overspendin's a crime and I can't be spendin' my time
If you get your guts pushed, could be of cuz Luda and Meth
Could be of cuz we do it best, could be of cuz we screw 'em to death


Method Man-
Now watch me, dog 'em, freak 'em
Out every weekend, she puttin' APB's on my dick
I keep on bettin' and breathin', where's my pants, I'm leavin'
I'm speakin' facts, mamies creepin' and they cheatin'
They even sleepin' with mats, some be eatin' that cat
I'm teasin', indecent expose, Method be tweakin'
Keep pussies leakin' through pantyhoes, marijuana smell on my clothes
This evening, these bunnies got me on swoll, I bust and reload
Honey, break out the 'dro and give me some mo', on the rodeo

[Bob]

"i might be a woman beater but i'm not a pussy eater"

eazy-e, something something

really doesn't get a ton worse than that, at least not in one sentence

i can't tell if it's better or worse in context

Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater
So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' shit ..

[Lo_Lyfe]

My favourites:

When I get dusted, I like to spread the blood like mustard
Trust it, my hardcore rain leaves you rusted
Move over Lucifer, I'm more ruthless, huh
Leave your toothless, you'll kibbitz, I'll flip it
Tears don't affect me, I hit 'em with the tech G
Disrespect me - my potency is deadly
I'm shootin babies, no ifs ands or maybes
Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy
Slit the wrist of little sis
After she sucked the dick, I stabbed her brother with the icepick
because he wanted me to fuck him from the back
but Smalls don't get down like that
Got your father hidin in a room; fucked him with the broom
Slit him down the back and threw salt in the wound
Who you think you're dealin with?
Anybody step into my path is fuckin feelin it!
Hardcore, I got it sucked like a pussy
Stab ya til you're gushy, so please don't push.. me
I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen
The black demon, got the little hookers screamin
Because you know I love it young, fresh and green
with no hair in between, know what I mean?

And:

Hehehehehehehahahahaha
Yeah, it's me again...
So check it out - ladies, not gentlemen
Drop your draws, come and sit
And let's get into this yeah ..

Easily I'm aproachin'
There ain't no jokin'
When the pussy holes are open
Ready to fuck until my dick is raw
Yo! the muthafuckin' devil son of law
Now it's the E, the mothafuckin' pussy beater
And I'm a quick-up trick-up up a quid to trick up the bitch
So come here bitch and lick up the lick up the lick up the dick
Now how many nuts would it take for me,
To let that bitch graduate to lesson 3, let's see...

[Splash Splash ..]

Ah you can see I straight wax that ass
Back up bitch unless you want nut in your eye
I never never ever ever seen a bitch cry
Nut 1, nut 2 nut 4 5 6
I lost the 3rd nut in the mix - fuck it!

Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it!

6 5 4 nut 3 is up
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
You wanna feel the dick baby try your luck
Because the E likes to fuck fuck fuck yo
I get 'em stuck-on and get the fuck on
Give 'em a dick to roam and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole

I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
But before I d.o'
Yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
To the motel
To the holiday inn
Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up [what's you do?]
I'll just fuck her friend ...

Ah Dr. Dre [what up?] , my mellow [yo]
It's on you, so whatcha gonna do?

Well, it's on and on and on and on
Yo the beat don't stoppin' 'till the break o' dawn
Yo, every bitch I know they wanna get with me
The mothafuckin' notorious D-R-E
Spit game at a bitch while a nigga's around
And you know most ho's knows not to clown
'Cause if a bitch tries to diss me
What the fuck I lick her
I smack the bitch up and shoot the nigga that's with her
That's the kind of nigga that you're listenin' to
Talk to you for a minute get my dick in you .. yo
NOW EVERY SINGLE BITCH GOT A PRICE TO PAY
UP ON THE DICKS OF N.W.A

I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
But before I d.o'
Yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
To the motel
To the holiday inn [say what??!]
If that bitch start fuckin' up, yo
I'll just fuck her friend ...

Now M.C. REN [what up] my mellow [a check it out] it's on you so what
The fuck you're gonna do?

Now gather 'round yo
And check it out yo
And all the bitches come and suck up all my balls yo
And take a ticket to play with it like a slicky
So put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie
And you swallow all the nut
If you bitches are smart
To make my dick pop up like a pop-chart
But after I nut I might leave you
But first I must decieve you, because bitch I don't need you
And don't say that you love me too
'Cause if I turn my back you would fuck the whole crew
You're nothin' but a stank ho' tryin' to take my bank ho'
So I have to let you know ..

At a hotel
And a motel
And a holiday inn [say what??!]
Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up yo, I'll just fuck her friend ..

And:

Suck my dick it's the kid with the fat knob
I bust all into ya face, plus it come in globs
Quick get on your knees, with yo' sweet pussy let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit
Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs titty saggin
Stomach on some scriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your pussy you screamin that it's
TALKIN TO YOU DADDY, fart's breathin out your lips splashin my dick badly
Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your ginger
All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine
Lightning rod bob, black candy cane attatched to God
Thick, like a great adventure cigar, in your garage
Pregnant pussy have you fall out, like Remi on the house
Watch the teeth for slobbin my shit
You bit it on the couch, dry pussy leave the friction burns
Plus beef I hone, the condom broke
Bitch you got AIDS I'm shakin in my bones

Some of these are wrong like E's tootsie roll line among others, but I don't care enough to try and fix it.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Also Big L's "I been fuckin chicks in the ass since I was six-and-a-half" gets a nod.

Extra Lyfe (Pt 1)

and it was all tender and shytt. and it weren't twolip mayne my shytt has sailed bytch

so now i feel propmted to write poetry not rhymes

under the moonlight
loading bay
orangepeel on my shoe my lug what up boo?
we caressin well you caressin me
damn security yo lay lo
like a condor peelin apples for a salad usin apples
a put my stick in the toffee
oooh lala in your pepe le peu
may god
oh shit i love your panties
let me try them on
can i borrow a hairclip damn my effervescence is pleasant
i be up in you bubbly
like a thrush remedy
my crew think i fell of for fallin in youe flytrap
bastin ham for christmas, yo we always had the turkeys.

*break*

i jump out the bush yellin supplies
you see it my eyes
we a three man tent with a team packin in
i chill in a shopping cart
like six pounds of olive
like a balck smith but not will
hammer your horse shoe
good looks yo can i use some lipgloss?
my shytts dryin up when it gets windy
i wanna be ur husband
aquaphobic sealion
hurry up a n give the password to the poonani
im just playin
rose leafes on the bed
bread hollowed out and placed upon my head
oh shit i gopt a bread hat
did you get that
sing along with me
oh shit i got a bread hat
alram clock ringing i hit the cooze like its snooze
pushin with my hand like og de Souza on a cruise
undo my suspenders but
dont laugh
at the boing
i could eat your toes
oh shit you know how crushes goes

[Pres Zount]

^ I love that.

[Tzar]

i'll take you to the candy shop?

[roosta]

Its a moniker just for fun that I like 2 toss around. No need 2 post a loaded question just 2 make a point. Post obscene lyrics if your so clever.

ok then hotshot

Big sweaty willies and big sweaty balls
Swinging round the room, bouncing off the walls
Big sweaty fannys pumping through the night
With big sweaty titties looking all right.

BREAK YO SELF

[Junker]

CB4 - Sweat of my Balls

"BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob"

[Pres Zount]

Are we allowed to do ethically and morally depraved stuff, as well as sexual things? I need a general consensus before I get people sending me hate PMs again.

[cj hood]

"george w. got nuthin on me/we got to take the power from he"

[Pres Zount]

Fuck you guys.

My name is pres zount and I hope I get nastee to choose,
My lyrics about hating negroes and jews,
As Obscene.
You know you can't even dream
of being as ethically depraved as the pres/Lo_lyfe team

Shit starts with me laughing at people with AIDS
My DJ cuts like a killer when he's rockin the fades
I got sharp lyrics slitting miranda's throat
My rhymes easliy slice off G-mile's scrote

I hate women
and Asians, as well
I thought the One Nation party was pretty swell
I am so fucking pro-life
I slide pipe bombs into abortion clinics more than I slide into my wife.

Cocaine anus sex yeah
Sending my arsehole plastic,
My hobbies include laughing at spastics

and picketing
the weddings of homosexuals
I rape kids everyday and don't care if it's consentuals

I'm flipping out on the mic
Like Joel on you-tube vids
Except my friends filmed my flow
In curb stomping yids

I kill more refugees than Slobbodan Milosovitch
How about I get you to slobber down my cock, ya bitch?
Before I cap you, for being an ethnic minority
Cleansing the former yugoslavia is my top priority.

Fuck caressing bitch,
I'll push your rotten grapefruit wide
While I seperate your legs like you were under apartheid.

Idolising Robert Mugabes and Rudolf Hesses
I'll turn your your ass into motherfucking messes
With my large dick, going up your dresses
Shit is almost as hot as gassing jewesses

You love it, I know you want me to be a beefer
I'll trace PISS OFF on your back with the fluid from my urethra
I wont go to hell, I'll have mad powers in heaven
My verses just went down like towers on September 11

yeah.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Christ Joe. Hatecrime much?

put your mothers screams on a playlist
invite my whole crew into your girlfriends anus

[Lo_Lyfe]

my flow flips cripples out their seats
i bash you girls with my 12 inch meat

[Pres Zount]

First to get banned wins.

[Lo_Lyfe]

First to get banned wins.
Good knowing you. lol

[na§tee]

Christ Joe. Hatecrime much?
LOL. i think this should be his epitaph.

all very impressive work, gentlemen, very impressive.

[camo]

I walked into the church dressed up, as an alter boy,
I see the preacher he said, "lil boy Im'ma teach ya",
Put his hand on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast,
I never thought it'd be so fuckin easy murdering a priest,
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes,
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose,
I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut,
He looked me right into my eyes while I yankin' it up.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Joel should get cornrows.

I don't get this thread. Are we pasting vulgarity or composing it?

[camo]

I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
Ill beat a nun into a bloody stew, in the trunk of my car
How the fuck she got fake titties and pussy ring?! Bullshit
She sucked the preachers dick in the pulpit
I know the goins on
Ive witnessed it with pushin my mop
And blood gushin nonstop when hatchet go chop
I ain't no fuckin holy roller
Im outta controla
Face painted fuckin preacher killas gone off they yola

sick song

Joel should get cornrows.

I don't get this thread. Are we pasting vulgarity or composing it?

I was thinking the same so I pasted

[camo]

Sick meaning good or disgusting?

both I suppose. Although it's not my favorite song in their catalogue

[ET]

ET, getting clits wet under fishnets and piss in your face and urinate in your hair? they know how to treat a lady!



It's how we do's. Kool Keith is responsible for that gem. It's on the Sex Style album. I, obvlously, learned a lot from it. The second one is from the Smut Peddlers album and the song is Talk Sex part. 2 I believe. Just the last verses.

I would have done some 2 Live Crew but I was gracefully served.

[camo]

What is?

The lyrics you cut and pasted before

[cj hood]

"back in the day-day; mackin' on va-jay-jay/wrap that shit up tight so their ain't no bay-bay"

h

[Lyman Zerga]

^ my kind of porn (y)

[camo]

I meant what is your favourite.

Murder Rap

When I sit there and right the shit for the mic I hold
I make sure my beats are loud, and bold, and cold
Violent J is the name that I go by
Wakin up with blood on my hands and I don't know why
You motherfuckers tryin to get in my path
Don't be surprised when you get a shotgun up your ass
Instigators, I got one for that ass too
I'm gonna hang you from a street light, mangled and blue (eww)
You on my shit like a fiend coke
But if you say the wrong thing i'll put a slit in your throat
So, it's not the answer, no, i'm not a dancer, no
I'm not a hero, a zero , but I call myself a juggalo
And this is not a demo
ICP, Above The Law, we let it GO