God I love The Onion

[QueenAdrock]

Bush refuses to set timetable for withdrawal of head from White House banister. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_refuses_to_set_timetable_for)

[abcdefz]

We care a lot. (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/we_care_a_lot_14_overblown)



Though I have to say, I really really really like "Sun City." But some of those other ones are pretty painful.

"Stars" has about 80 guitar solos. :D

[alien autopsy]

gotta love the onion(y) george, i understand you dont want to give mixed signals, but you're being retarted.

[abcdefz]

Actually, I guess I should have said "A.V. Club." :rolleyes:

[yeahwho]

Conspiracy Theorist Has Elaborate Explanation For Why He's Single (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46228)