i'm going to invent a new sexual fetish

[Bob]

videos of people tying ties

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FppCJ46C31A

tell me that's not slightly erotic

it only works with mannequins though

[Bob]

oh gooooooodddd

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2DhxkpXAiZM&mode=related&search=

[abcdefz]

Counseling, Bob. Counseling.


Especially before you pull a Michael Hutchence on us.

[Caribou]

Or a Joel.

[Yeti]

Bob would respond but he is looking at The Family Album photos in Sure Shots.

[Bob]

oh no, i forgot about that when i posted this

you're never going to believe me though :(

this thread's now about something else :(

(the post 10,000 era is going to be a weird one)

[abcdefz]

Hmmm.... a newfound tie fetish just months after a naked guy crawls in his bed...

Poor Bob.

































Counseling, Bob. Counseling.

Maybe you can hook up with Haggart's people.

[ET]

One time I got really drunk and woke up with a clip-on. :o

[Yeti]

Be careful ladies. Bob is going to use his ties as a bridle.

[abcdefz]

"Why is Bob not in class, Sir? Uh... he's all tied up."

[Freebasser]

FUCKFACTORY.COM SEARCH RESULTS FOR TIE



MINGE-MPEGS.ORG.UK: TIE ON SHIRTE ACTION.

SCROTUMFARM.COM: NAUGHTY TIES SALESMEN - HE SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT WRIGHT.

HOTFISTINGGRANDMAS.EWW: LOVELY INNOCENT BLONDE SECRITARY, SHE EXAMINE YORE LONG, SMOOTHE TIE

[trailerprincess]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned bondage?

*reminisces*

:(

[kll]

interesting thought, bob...



speaking of fetishes, i had a co-worker tell me about his buddy who was paid by a woman to slap his schlong in her face over and over...

[na§tee]

take your pick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Paraphilia).

i was going to make a thread about fetishes a week or so back :mad:

i think i'll be up for a bit of somnophilia when you're ready, bob.

[SugarInTheRaw]

This thread is full of SINNERS!

[Yeti]

speaking of fetishes, i had a co-worker tell me about his buddy who was paid by a woman to slap his schlong in her face over and over...

I accidentally poked a girl in the eye when she was down below. I heard ouch!...then she looked up and had her left eye shut. I went into an uncontrollable laughter. She caught the laughter bug and we just laughed and laughed. Then it was time to get back to business.

[SugarInTheRaw]

I accidentally poked a girl in the eye when she was down below. I heard ouch!...then she looked up and had her left eye shut. I went into an uncontrollable laughter. She caught the laughter bug and we just laughed and laughed. Then it was time to get back to business.

Best. Story. EVER!

[kll]

I accidentally poked a girl in the eye when she was down below. I heard ouch!...then she looked up and had her left eye shut. I went into an uncontrollable laughter. She caught the laughter bug and we just laughed and laughed. Then it was time to get back to business.

hahaha. that's awesome...


fyi - semen in the eye BURNNS for hours...

[trailerprincess]

Chopsticks make a nice sound when used in certain situations

[na§tee]

chopsticks eh? interesting.

i bought a karate kid action figure back in the day from ebay and it came with a pair of oversized chopsticks with a big rubber fly attached to it. that could be.. curious, hmm?

i'll take some bondage too, kthanx. leave mr miyagi at home, though.

bob, are you listening?!

[roosta]

chopsticks eh? interesting.

i bought a karate kid action figure back in the day from ebay and it came with a pair of oversized chopsticks with a big rubber fly attached to it. that could be.. curious, hmm?


I owned that very same Karate Kid toy when I was a lad.

I also had the Rocky III era Rocky...

[kll]

chopsticks eh? interesting.

i bought a karate kid action figure back in the day from ebay and it came with a pair of oversized chopsticks with a big rubber fly attached to it. that could be.. curious, hmm?

i'll take some bondage too, kthanx. leave mr miyagi at home, though.

bob, are you listening?!

you're killing me...

are you single yet?

[Bob]

gulp

that video was actually very helpful for me if anyone's interested. totally nailed the half windsor on the first try

(does that turn you on nastee? i hope it does, i'm getting pretty good)

[na§tee]

i didn't actually view the video, i just dived straight in there with the sleeping fetish. ties though, eh? you know, i can do them with one hand. OH! now stand still, bob, this won't hurt a bit..

kll, heehee. sadly i am not single yet :( but i will keep you updated so i can whip out the charity silk ties when i'm next round your way :cool:

[mikizee]

you can rest one on ya todger tho, thats almost as good.

[Lyman Zerga]

One time I got really drunk and woke up with a clip-on. :o


haha