the chainsaw is the most awesome weapon known to man

[zorra_chiflada]

the flamethrower is a worthy runner up


discuss

[mikizee]

my razor sharp wit is also an amazing weapon.

[roosta]

can we call a chainsaw a weapon? isn't it more like a tool that has been co-opted?

[na§tee]

oooh, i don't know. i think it requires a certain amount of previous knowledge to use one properly. like, it's not your average pick-up-and-slay sort of weapon. most people can't even hold one properly. lol @ me like i'm some sort of chainsaw expert.

now, a flamethrower, that lends itself to automatic usage. that's pretty sweet.

i guess these weapons don't require a lot of skill so the proletariat can, in theory, use them. i don't know if this is a good thing. i think it would be better to train for years with nunchucks or twin sai before bringing the pain. basically, any okinawan weapons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawan_weapons) would do.

i have a nunchaku. not a pair. they were made for me by a friend for my 18th birthday. that says it all, really.

[camo]

chainsaws are cool but if we're talking long distance I sooner have (I don't know the name of them) the rockets that my brother has been firing in Afganistan. Apparently they are heat seeking and are intended for tanks but you can also fire them at people. :eek:

The downside is that they cost £64,000 each. Ouch

[camo]

Nunchakus are so stupid ha ha. Let's see a nunchaku master go against a baseball bat.

wouldn't he be able to disarm the baseball bat goon with his 'chuks?

[na§tee]

Nunchakus are so stupid ha ha. Let's see a nunchaku master go against a baseball bat.
they are pretty silly, but if you get one full force in the middle of your skull, you won't really think they are that stupid, joel. it is an extremely effective close-range weapon.

[zorra_chiflada]

can we call a chainsaw a weapon? isn't it more like a tool that has been co-opted?

all the best weapons are tools that have been co-opted. drills! hammers! hedge clippers! leaf blowers!

[camo]

No.

sure he could. I'd assume that a guy bringing a pair of 'chucks into a fight would have enough skill to dissarm the imaginative guy who brought the baseball bat along


Go look on youtube.

[camo]

And if a nunchaku master gets a baseball bat into his head, he won't really think nunchakus are so effective any more.

Nunchaku's are for show only. Like Bruce Lee doing tricks with them.

I dont know, I've seen michaelangelo bust some serious foot-soldier heads with those things

What do you want me to look for exactly? A bruce gay movie?

You can if you want, and after you've searched for your aussie man porn go look for the 'chuck versus baseball bat videos'

[na§tee]

i think you are extremely anti-bruce lee, joel. i've noticed this over the months! tut.

did you know that in series one michelangelo uses a freakin grappling hook? that was before it was censored.

i was trying to avoid this thread turning into a teenage mutant hero turtles appreciation.

[camo]

i think you are extremely anti-bruce lee, joel. i've noticed this over the months! tut.

did you know that in series one michelangelo uses a freakin grappling hook? that was before it was censored.

i was trying to avoid this thread turning into a teenage mutant hero turtles appreciation.

sorry.

I remeber at one point someone trying to censor raphaels sais. Kids were using kitchen knifes in 'turtle fights'.

[g-mile7]

S-E-X

[na§tee]

i'm thinking maybe oral sex is the most awesome weapon known to man, now.

[BangkokB]

I've always had an unhealthy fascination with that construction tool that shoots nails

[-T-]

Ha ha this is the second time I've ever said something anti-bruce lee in this forum.

Seriously though, Bruce Lee was the most flamboyant gay to walk the earth.


Lets not start this again.(y)

and yes chainsaws kick ass. They don't cut you they gouge you severely. I have a collection myself.

[Yeti]

I like this weapons download to take out stress on my screen.

http://www.goldfiles.com/portal.php?fileid=93

[abcdefz]

Wood chipper (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

Wood chipper (y)

oh yeah! i forgot about that one. and meat mincer! anything that grinds you up in to very small pieces.

[Yeti]

Steve Buscemi does not like the wood chipper.

I enjoy the machine gun.

[camo]

No Videos found for 'chuck versus baseball bat' or vs for that matter.

what about guys doing cool things with 'chucks?

[abcdefz]

If this were Rochambeau, what would beat "chainsaw"? Rock?

[beastieangel01]

chainsaw bayonet ftw

[MC Moot]

ball peaned hammer....

[Bob]

If this were Rochambeau, what would beat "chainsaw"? Rock?

nunchucks

[abcdefz]

Nunchucks -- I like nunchucks.

What would beat nunchucks?

-- and don't try to get on my good side.

[Bob]

Nunchucks -- I like nunchucks.

What would beat nunchucks?

-- and don't try to get on my good side.

baseball bat

chainsaw beats baseball bat though

[abcdefz]

Person beats nunchucks
Nunchucks beat chainsaw
Chainsaw beats person


...now if Bruce Campbell would just get nunchucks for his other hand, we'd be entertained all the day long.

[Yeti]

Yeah I went to a bar the other night and these 2 rednecks started arguing over a woman. Next thing you know....nunchuks and chinese stars were flying.

[MC Moot]

Yeah I went to a bar the other night and these 2 rednecks started arguing over a woman. Next thing you know....nunchuks and chinese stars were flying.

cool....you should have broken out a three piece staff or a set of tsai and joined the malay....

[SOP]

the flamethrower is a worthy runner up


discuss

I prefer the Sai.

[ET]

Double barrel shotgun. Preferably one resembling this one. (http://www.madmaxcostumes.com/images/shotgun.jpg)

[roosta]

Bruce Lee was the most awesome weapon known to man

[a.k.a me]

I prefer grenade launchers.