If a girl touches a returned missionary on the arm

[DandyFop]

Specifically between the elbow and hand, it means she's "interested". I asked what happens if she touches his elbow pussy. You know that elbow skin. Mormons are fucked up.

[na§tee]

there are a surprising number of mormons on the isle of lewis. i liked it when the hot american mormons came over in the summer and would walk around in their white shirts and ties chatting to us.

imma try this arm touching shit next time!

p.s. lol @ elbow pussy.

[The Notorious LOL]

the dentist touched my mouth balls once. I sued him.

[DandyFop]

imma try this arm touching shit next time!


omg doo ittt.

I guess a returned missionary is supposed to start working at my job, and they can't touch girls for like two years straight right, so I think I'm gonna freak him out and touch him all the time.

[befsquire]

if you touch his shoulder, do you have to marry him?

[Bob]

what if you touch his charlie browns?

[TAL]

Is returned missionary the missionary position's version of reverse cowgirl?

[QueenAdrock]

omg doo ittt.

I guess a returned missionary is supposed to start working at my job, and they can't touch girls for like two years straight right, so I think I'm gonna freak him out and touch him all the time.

They can touch girls. A lot of dudes meet their wives-to-be on their missions and get married once they are done. My friend married his wife a few months after his mission.

When they're on their mission, they can't touch or date or anything.

[DandyFop]

I know, what I meant is he can't touch girls for two years while on a mission so since he just barely got back I'm gonna try to give him boners all the time

[mikizee]

can i touch you dandy? youre kinda hot.

[-T-]

I know, what I meant is he can't touch girls for two years while on a mission so since he just barely got back I'm gonna try to give him boners all the time

Thats just mean. :D

[QueenAdrock]

I know, what I meant is he can't touch girls for two years while on a mission so since he just barely got back I'm gonna try to give him boners all the time

That makes much more sense. I was like, dude, I know Mormons are kinda fucked up but even that's too silly even for them!

[DandyFop]

can i touch you dandy? youre kinda hot.

only on the elbow pussy

and thank you?

[TurdBerglar]

there's also knee pussy but mine is all hairy and muscular :(

[g-mile7]

I dont believe it.Where's the proof?

[DandyFop]

I dont believe it.Where's the proof?

Uh, I live in Utah?

My extremely Mormon friend told me that it was something they had told her in "fireside" or institute or something

But I have never heard that before so maybe she's crazy

[QueenAdrock]

OMG I went to Fireside with one of my Mormon friends one time, and I got a bad case of the giggles. This one speaker said "You know, I got my calling in a strange way. I was driving, came to a stop sign and heard "Mike, you need to go on your mission." I brushed it off like it was nothing, but the next day, I come to the same stop sign and I heard it again: "Mike, you need to go on your mission." I couldn't ignore it any longer...." and then my friend turns to me and whispers "I BET THE VOICE WAS ACTUALLY THE STOP SIGN TALKING." Which for some reason made me lose my shit and I couldn't stop giggling no matter how I tried. It was awkward.

[jabumbo]

tell him that you really want to be his second wife, so he should go find himself a first one so he can get at you

[mikizee]

only on the elbow pussy

and thank you?

woohoo!

[Auton]

nah that isnt true, i've never heard of that in my life and i've been mormon for almost 22 years