time differences

[mikizee]

You know what sucks??? scrotum hair. But thats not why I'm writing this thread.

The times that I seem to hang out on here is the times when absolutely no one else does. i refresh the page after 20 or so mins and no new posts.

no new posts!!!!! gay.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm on here. quit yer bellyaching

[na§tee]

i know! these hard to please kids, yo.

it's all about the quality not quantity, mikizee.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I'm always here.

[mikizee]

what were we talking about again?

[Lo_Lyfe]

Calculators.

8008135

or should it be

5318008

for the full effect.

[mikizee]

arent u missing a second 5?

[Lo_Lyfe]

arent u missing a second 5?
Where?

[mikizee]

ahhh no i was thinking boobless, not boobies.

55378008

[Lo_Lyfe]

ahhh no i was thinking boobless, not boobies.

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I thought you going for a Smeagol meets nastee type of deal. BOOBIESSSSSSS

sorry nastee

[abcdefz]

crazy kids

[Lo_Lyfe]

I mean it's a compliment. In real life I wouldn't remark about tits, I'd probably say that her decollatege is dazzling or summit.

That's a general rule, for all you ladies who think I'm being inappropraite. I'd never call them tits, unless I did it in French. And you'd still know what I meant. It would be ok though. We'd get past it. The French would save us.

[na§tee]

I thought you going for a Smeagol meets nastee type of deal. BOOBIESSSSSSS

sorry nastee
loves it! (y)

i need to hear this magicness through the intertubes one day or i will die an unhappy woman.

b-grrrlie totally touched my right boob when i met her. boobies indeed!

tits, breasticles, décolletage, whatever yo. bring it.

[mikizee]

yeah i have to say, na-funny s thingy-tee's cans are awesome.

i wont mention anything here about me thinking about putting my face between them and shaking my head fast and going aaaahhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Neathage is taking it too far. In the confines of the home, underside of breast is entirely appropriate. But out and about it can be a little much, unless out refers to out in the red light district, and about refers to about six shots into an evening at a strip club.

I tried making a thread once enquiring as to why the Female nipple has to be hidden, but the male one didn't. It didn't have an Echewta option, and subsequently flopped.

[Lo_Lyfe]

yeah i have to say, na-funny s thingy-tee's cans are awesome.

i wont mention anything here about me thinking about putting my face between them and shaking my head fast and going aaaahhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.
No please, go on.

[na§tee]

:( !! uhhh.. erhjjjjggg... pfpffftttt... no.






haha. enough about my breasts yo. hey, how did it get onto tits? this is meant to be about time differences. shut us your tits, mikizee.

[mikizee]

seriously tho, if i come across a decent set and the opportunity is there, they can amuse me for hours.

squeeze. tweak. squeeze. rub. tweak. lick. squeeze. repeat.

[mikizee]

:( !! uhhh.. erhjjjjggg... pfpffftttt... no.






haha. enough about my breasts yo. hey, how did it get onto tits? this is meant to be about time differences. shut us your tits, mikizee.

see? thats why i didnt mention it.

ill happily show my tits to anyone who asks.

[na§tee]

I tried making a thread once enquiring as to why the Female nipple has to be hidden, but the male one didn't. It didn't have an Echewta option, and subsequently flopped.
this is quite a curious fact, yes.

male nipples don't even do anything. they truly are null and void. but i assume men get as much er, pleasure from their nipples as women do so to cover women's up on the basis that they are sexual objects is pretty piss if you ask me.

[na§tee]

ill happily show my tits to anyone who asks.
mikizee, show me your tits.

[mikizee]

sure, how shall we do this

[Lo_Lyfe]

I now know 2 women who have breast implants. I know one set cost 10 grand. 10 grand. To make her feel better. Fuck, I wish we could all put a number on happiness. She's an accountant, and the niece of my boss. Funnily she also tutors one of my units, and her fake tits haven't made her a nicer person.

The other is 19. 19. And getting married to a guy who sprung for teh boob5. I met her the other week, and very nearly asked if I could touch them. Shit, she knows people are looking at them, and I've heard they can be quite convincing. It's Shakespearean that I've never touched an enhanced bosom.

The wife would like some fakers at 40. I get her to say 'Tits' all the time, cause I love it when she says the word. Cracks me up.

[Lo_Lyfe]

this is quite a curious fact, yes.

male nipples don't even do anything. they truly are null and void. but i assume men get as much er, pleasure from their nipples as women do so to cover women's up on the basis that they are sexual objects is pretty piss if you ask me.
They are used in feeding human young, it's our screwed up condition that sees them primarily as sources of arousal. And I guess that arousal has to be repressed, as it's indicative of how screwed up we are, and nobody like an 'ugly' mirror.

[na§tee]

It's Shakespearean that I've never touched an enhanced bosom.
haha, i love it.

i too have never felt an enhanced bosom. perhaps we should club together and scout the globe? all in the name of research of course.

i say tits quite a bit. i have borderline sexual tourettes when it comes to certain shit mtv videoage. that rihanna, she has her some great breasts in the SOS video. she's my boo.

mikizee, i should perhaps rephrase.

i was speaking on behalf of the whole board who have requested to see your tits. so therefore you should post said body part in the boobies thread. go oan go oan :cool:

[na§tee]

They are used in feeding human young, it's our screwed up condition that sees them primarily as sources of arousal. And I guess that arousal has to be repressed, as it's indicative of how screwed up we are, and nobody like an 'ugly' mirror.
well yes, i knew of course that was their primary purpose, but i can't imagine anyone wanting to not let them be exposed because they provide, er, food to human kiddies. it's more because of that condition, yes, that sees them first and foremost as sources of arousal. shit. perhaps we need some breast feeding beauties as an alternative to the BOOBIES thread yo.

[Lo_Lyfe]

well yes, i knew of course that was their primary purpose, but i can't imagine anyone wanting to not let them be exposed because they provide, er, food to human kiddies. it's more because of that condition, yes, that sees them first and foremost as sources of arousal. shit. perhaps we need some breast feeding beauties as an alternative to the BOOBIES thread yo.
I could suckle a pig. Slide it my teat, under the door.

[mikizee]

haha, i love it.

i too have never felt an enhanced bosom. perhaps we should club together and scout the globe? all in the name of research of course.

i say tits quite a bit. i have borderline sexual tourettes when it comes to certain shit mtv videoage. that rihanna, she has her some great breasts in the SOS video. she's my boo.

mikizee, i should perhaps rephrase.

i was speaking on behalf of the whole board who have requested to see your tits. so therefore you should post said body part in the boobies thread. go oan go oan :cool:

what sort of pose should i do? seductive? push-them-together? porno style cupping-and-licking-own-nipple?

[na§tee]

breast feeding men! YES! that is so totally it! reclaiming the equilibrium one step at a time!

[Lo_Lyfe]

what sort of pose should i do? seductive? push-them-together? porno style cupping-and-licking-own-nipple?
Tit-wank a beercan.

[mikizee]

fuck man, they arent that big. and all i got is a UDL gin and bitter lemon can.

[na§tee]

what sort of pose should i do? seductive? push-them-together? porno style cupping-and-licking-own-nipple?
i am a fan of the more seductive style myself. but, having talked about breast feeding, perhaps you should try to get someone else in there sucking on your nips. or an animal. whatever you want to indulge in, yo! (y)

[mikizee]

hmmmm. i dunno bout this. i dont wana joel-esque reputation.

my man titties are incredibly sexy tho, they really should be shared with the rest of the world.

[Lo_Lyfe]

fuck man, they arent that big. and all i got is a UDL gin and bitter lemon can.
DO IT. THE INTERNET WILL FLIP FOR IT

[na§tee]

aahhhhh, go on. it'll make a wee scottish lass happy.

[icy manipulator]

my ex had a breast reduction at 18. she kinda needed it, but not really. silly woman

[Lo_Lyfe]

See, Michael Zee? There's feelings at stake. Don't be such a prick. Just tit-wank that can of booze, like a man.

[Lo_Lyfe]

my ex had a breast reduction at 18000 feet. she kinda needed it, but not really. silly woman
lol did Leslie Nielsen perfrom it?

[na§tee]

Just tit-wank that can of booze, like a man.
you, my dear, are very quotable today.

that can of booze will find it sooooo pleasurable, mikizee. and so will we. lo lyfe may even touch himself a little.

[mikizee]

oh god, the pressure.

take the pressure down. deh neh, deh neh.

coz i can feel it, its a rising like a storm.

[Lo_Lyfe]

you, my dear, are very quotable today.

that can of booze will find it sooooo pleasurable, mikizee. and so will we. lo lyfe may even touch himself a little.
Can't, it's feeding time for Babe, and I'm dribbling everywhere. (n) (n)

[na§tee]

SEE: my sig.

apply some pressure! apply!

i'd like to wait
to see how things turn out
if you apply some pressure

i hope that i
will live to see you undress

that is how the end goes, mikizee. see, it's in the stars.

[Lo_Lyfe]

If I ever directed a porno, I'd have the sound where Mario takes the 'Big-Mario' Mushroom right at the apex of the money shot. So we should imagine that as Michael Zee pours Gin and Tonic all over his man-breasted self in a bid to be an adult.

[mikizee]

ahem... its gin and bitter lemon!!!

what kinda guy do u think i am??

sheesh.

[Lo_Lyfe]

ahem... its gin and bitter lemon!!!

what kinda guy do u think i am??

sheesh.
spray dem tits bytch

[mikizee]

the can..... is empty.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Can somebody rush over to the Boobies thread and check if he meant it's empty from tit-wanking?

[mikizee]

fraid not. the can was drunk many moons ago, i just havent put it in the recycling bin yet.

[na§tee]

you better post a picture before i leave work, sonny jim.

i have invested a lot of emotional energy into this special relationship.

[Rock]

My wife's friend has fake boobs. Every time we all get drunk together, they come up in conversation. She always asks if I have felt them before, and I always say I haven't, even though every time we all get drunk together...I feel them for "the first time". I don't know if my wife laughs because I am touching her friend's fake boobs, or if she is laughing because her friend is soo drunk she never remembers that I have felt them multiple times but yet still asks if I have felt them yet.

Also, another friend of mine has fake boobs. Every time I hug her hello I can't stop thinking "fake boobs! fake boobs! fake boobs!"

[ScarySquirrel]

I think it's odd how this thread morphed into something about boobs.

On that note, I don't know of anyone that I know with implants. Oh wait.... yeah, I do. She only has one though... 'cause her breasts were somehow drastically uneven. She never had cancer or anything, so it wasn't that... just weirdness. Anyway, there's that.

[zorra_chiflada]

polands syndrome