i need a cheesy affectation

[Bob]

like an eyepatch, or a scarf or something

give me suggestions

[Pres Zount]

uhhh, peg leg?

What does this word mean again?

[Bob]

well i thought it was something that you wear or do solely for the purpose of drawing attention to yourself.

but before i made the post, i looked it up just to be sure (i always do this), and i'm not actually positive that it means that. but it just FEELS like the right word, so i went with it

anyway a peg leg might be tough, i have two fleshy legs and i couldn't choose between them if i had to lose one

[Pres Zount]

As long as it feels right, that's the main thing.

Eyepatch is a good idea. You could also try a head bandage with a blood patch on it.

[ggirlballa]

umm depends on how much attention u want


eyepatch is good if u want little kids on the street calling you a pirate



i say shades, u can wear em or hang them on your shirt

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

You should wear those knee shorts with bright neon colored knee high socks. (y)

[ggirlballa]

^ oh wow shmexy


a hat maybe? i like new era hats

[ToucanSpam]

A fedora.

[ggirlballa]

lol LL style

rock the kangol

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

A fedora.

Fadora's are freakin sexy (y) I go crazy for a sharp dressed man who tops it off with a fadora. Its very sleek and sexy - Think Robert DeNiro in Goodfella's. Sexy!

^ oh wow shmexy
It takes a special type of man to pull that off, but it does look kinda nice if you got hot legs.

[Bob]

robert deniro did not wear a fedora in goodfellas

i shall not be wearing a fedora either

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

well I know he didnt, but still it was that mobster flare that was hot.

[jabumbo]

anyone knwo where to get a decent cheap fedora?

i've been wanting to get one and i really don't want to just buy it off of ebay

[Justin]

Bob you could buy a press-on-beard to closely resemble that of jabumbo's real one.

[Pres Zount]

anyone knwo where to get a decent cheap fedora?

i've been wanting to get one and i really don't want to just buy it off of ebay
You can buy them here. Like, everywhere. yeah.

EDIT: Bob, wear two magnifying glasses strapped to your eyes.

[Lo_Lyfe]

like an eyepatch, or a scarf or something

give me suggestions
My Uncle lost an eye in a housefire, so he got a patch and grew a big beard to hide the scar tissue. The pirate. Not surprising as far as nicknames go.

[na§tee]

well, i'm sure you can get a cheesy infection by sleeping with various diseased women. or men. whatever turns you on.

hmm, cheese, eh?
i say WINKLE PICKERS (http://www.ethicalwares.com/images/capt.jpg).

or

a bling belt (http://virtuallysquared.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/bling%20bling%20B.jpg).

[trailerprincess]

A proper old fashioned walking stick

A monocle

A school satchel

[na§tee]

oh, god, walking sticks are pretty ghetto.

fuck! how could i forget? a freaking umbrella, yo.

"all gentlemen carry a cane or else its doppelganger, a tightly wrapped umbrella"

become john steed (http://calwestray.tripod.com/images/steed_ian_gibson_1.gif)!

[DaLock]

Fanny pack like a Le Sportsac. You could put snax in it. Like Cheez-Itz. It is useful yet ironic.

UPDATE: Get this one. (http://www.giftlog.com/images/koala/fanny_pack_koala.jpg)

[Bob]

oh, god, walking sticks are pretty ghetto.

fuck! how could i forget? a freaking umbrella, yo.

"all gentlemen carry a cane or else its doppelganger, a tightly wrapped umbrella"

become john steed (http://calwestray.tripod.com/images/steed_ian_gibson_1.gif)!

you know, i was thinking of carrying an umbrella or a cane! people might think i'm english, though

sometimes, they already do

[Pootytang]

Use a cane or a crutch. Maybe paper mache' a cast on your arm or leg. A neckbrace would do the trick as well.

Edit: Maybe even go old school Southpark style and have Patrick Duffy as a leg. :D

[icy manipulator]

fuckin ay, get a cane. then you can say you've got a pimp limp

[-T-]

A monocle (http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif) topped off with an tophat (http://www.outofrange.net/blogarchive/archives/abraham-lincoln-antietam.jpg).

You can even mix that up with the cane.

[abcdefz]

Get an ascot, Bob.

Or just adopt an English accent.

[Dorothy Wood]

suspenders.

[abcdefz]

Zoot suits.

[na§tee]

you know, i was thinking of carrying an umbrella or a cane! people might think i'm english, though

sometimes, they already do
EXCELLENT! (y) do it. and hey, there's nothing wrong with being english. the ladies will go crazy for it.

if you're not up for some anglophilia, may i suggest a bergerac nose (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/11/davidwenham_wideweb__430x285.jpg).

[icy manipulator]

actually an accent is prolly the way to go. people always find you more interesting if you have an accent

[na§tee]

AUSTRALIA'S GREAT MATE! (y)

um, um, what can i say?

[Pres Zount]

Gallah?

[icy manipulator]

AUSTRALIA'S GREAT MATE! (y)

um, um, what can i say?
just make your own

"Dear sir, fuck australia's fucking great. so why the fuck aren't you here you mother fucker" (y)

[DIGI]

Bob, I like you, but if I ever hear of you wearing a scarf, I will personally come after you and take you down. Get a grill.

[abcdefz]

He's in Boston. He's entitled to a scarf. :confused:

[DIGI]

bullshit.

[na§tee]

nooo noooo nooo.

i mean, i need a scottish-ism for me to say.

[icy manipulator]

scotland, the home of Sean Connery, and that's it:confused:

[DIGI]

I'm just saying, if it's due to the shitty Boston weather, that's fine. But since the thread title and cmute's link suggests otherwise, someone has to do something.



I just don't want Bob to end up looking like some washed out Of Montreal dropout.

[abcdefz]

Could be worse.

Could be wearing a feather boa.

[Rock On]

You should sport these around town. BAD ASS (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/2695_7113_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/scoop_article.asp%3Fai%3D2695%26si%3D128&h=421&w=463&sz=56&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=kUuPtYNMf4DhMM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhulk%2Bhands%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DISO-8859-1)

[-T-]

It will be like when Erkel got all cool and went by Stephan.


That brought back memory's.

[mp-seventythree]

How about a gimp mask?

[abcdefz]

A ball gag is pretty cheesy, Bob.

[Yeti]

Develop a complex personal gang sign and angrily demand that people call you the Colonel.

PS-the suggestion of a monocle will help with this persona.

[Pootytang]

I think I've come up with the ultimate. Put some fake titties under your shirt.

[TAL]

Nothing cheesier than a cheese helmet.

[Bob]

Nothing cheesier than a cheese helmet.

haha i own one :(

my mom's an insane green bay packers fan (i guess saying "insane" was a little redundant, i aplogize)

i'm liking the umbrella idea more and more. a big fuck-off cane umbrella. what color should i get?

i just wish it would stop fucking raining for a few days so i can look, you know, unique

[Bob]

but you know, the more i look into the whole ascot angle, the more i like it

thing is, i don't know where one would go to buy an ascot. i think there's a gays 'r' us downtown but i gotta switch trains

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

anyone knwo where to get a decent cheap fedora?

i've been wanting to get one and i really don't want to just buy it off of ebay

You can get um at Carsons for like 15 bucks buddy boy (y)

[Paul Kemp]

Get a cape, Bob! And don't get a fedora. The only people I ever see wearing fedoras are goths and art-fags

[ggirlballa]

Get a cape, Bob! And don't get a fedora. The only people I ever see wearing fedoras are goths and art-fags


so now i know what a fedora is lol

[Bob]

Get a cape, Bob! And don't get a fedora. The only people I ever see wearing fedoras are goths and art-fags

them and anime nerds

yeah that's why i'm not nuts about the whole fedora idea. i've never seen someone wearing a fedora and been jealous of him

[Pootytang]

How about some Gold/Platinum Diamond incrusted teeth. Maybe some Bubba teeth.

[Bob]

mine are kinda yellow. that's close to gold encrusted

have i mentioned that people think i'm english? i might have

this is a fantastic way to start a new page by the way

[kleptomaniac]

you should wear a giant clock around your neck. ladies love guys with a giant...clock.

[HOTWIFE]

how about a chastity belt?



heeheehar

[Documad]

A monocle
I love a man with a monocle. But I was a fan of Lord Peter Whimsey when I was young.

Not an ascot or scarf. They scream Charles Nelson Reilly.

[Bob]

i've got it

22 years of virginity

how many people can claim that?

not too damn many, that's who