When did you lose your virginity?

[Lex Diamonds]

?

[na§tee]

april 16th 2002.

post grand master flash concert. yeah, classy. meh.

[Big Gus]

I progressed to "top and fingers" quite early but it took me till legal age to do it properly. 16.

[Lex Diamonds]

My first time was pretty unromantic, although I had a crush on the girl for a long time before. She came back to my house after a party, we drank rum and watched Peep Show, then went to bed together.

[Big Gus]

I did it in a beach shelter on Broughty Ferry esplanade. It was a remote beach shelter and at least it was summer. Yeah it was pretty crap though.

[TAL]

Pretty much like this thread:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=66459


Where na§tee posted this:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1197438&postcount=40

:)

[na§tee]

LOL, shit. okay, 14th/16th, i forget :cool: i was thinking about that recently (5 year mark just past) and i was meaning to dig out the ticket (only reason i remember). hey, at least it's only 48 hours out, yo!

edit: and it wasn't clouston street, at all. that was where i was living when i posted it originally, DUH. god, i must have been drunk. it was otago street. MARK YOUR MAPS.

[TAL]

Yes, like I wouldn't know what you did on my birthday.

[Rock On]

LOLZ @ the over 30 option.

[Lex Diamonds]

I was so concerned with covering enough ages I forgot the "Virgin" option. No offence to all the virgins on here, I don't want to discriminate. In fact, maybe I should make you your own thread to be fair?

[SB00774]

Wow - I'm ancient:mad:

[hitmonlee]

i was of legal age, which disappointed me greatly.

i was so keen to be a lawbreakin' 15 year old.

[Nivvie]

I was 15, that's 16 years ago, so I've been sullied for more than half my life.
That's nice.
When I went out my mum used to say 'Keep your hand on your halfpenny.'
Wish I had.
Although I wasn't sure what she meant at time.
If she had not been so scared of the word vagina I might have known.

[Pootytang]

16 in my Elcamino on the side of Interstate 10

[Junker]

hahaha....I wonder who chose "Under 11"

[Lex Diamonds]

damaja

[QueenAdrock]

August 20, 2001. I was 17.

[QueenAdrock]

Question for you Brits - you keep talking that "legal age" is 16. Is that when you're no longer a minor and you're officially an adult, as in you can move away from your parents? Or is that just the age that sex becomes consensual?

[Lex Diamonds]

There's a lot of shit you can do at 16 (including smoke, have sex and get married) but you have to be 18 to drink alcohol, vote, etc.

[-grandma-]

16 in my Elcamino on the side of Interstate 10
dude, like on the shoulder?
that's classy!

[camo]

I was 17 and working as a glass collector at a bar and a girl approached me and told that her mate fancies me. I was expecting her to point at some munter but she was absolutely gorgeous.

I went back to hers after a night out. I never told her that it was my first time but she did say that I was good after. I was surprised that she didn't detect my nerves but that was probably an effect of the alcohol. Plus I'd been practising it by myself for years :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

17 seems to be the mode.

[Tzar]

August 20, 2001. I was 17.
heyyyy my birthday. good one.

[abcdefz]

Plus I'd been practising it by myself for years :cool:





"You are zee greatest luffer I haf ever had."

"Well... I practice a lot when I'm alone..." :D

[abcdefz]

hahaha....I wonder who chose "Under 11"



Helvete.

[sercomdj01]

You know your on a message bored when only 26 outta 100's are non virgins. And them 100 are all 30 year old men. with too many hairs.
I'm sure some of the people here are mixing up "loosing virginity" with "wanking over princess leia"

[camo]

"You are zee greatest luffer I haf ever had."

"Well... I practice a lot when I'm alone..." :D

ha ha were is that from?!?

Sounds like blackadder :D

[abcdefz]

I'm sure some of the people here are mixing up "loosing virginity" with "wanking over princess leia"




10 (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I think everyone should tell the story of how it happened. I already told mine, y'alls turn. Let's hear some juicy stories about bad sex and fumbling awkwardness. (y)

[abcdefz]

Tal's links (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1453353&postcount=7)

[beastieangel01]

18 with my boyfriend. I remember him really taking the time to tell me he cares about me, and this and that. And I was getting really impatient, told him "yeah yeah I know shhh" just do me already.

I've always been a romantic.

[DandyFop]

20th bday. Wow that seems like a long time ago.

[Planetary]

20th bday. Wow that seems like a long time ago.

lol gramps

[Lex Diamonds]

Tal's links (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1453353&postcount=7)
Stop undermining my thread, asshole! There might be people here who didn't post there, or who have since lost their virginity. I'm trying to bring people together with this thread and your insular traditionalism is shooting it down before takeoff. :(

[skra75]

I was 18 or 19, I try to block it out because it was awful and the girl was dog-faced-nasty. I kinda wish my second girlfriend was my first she had double d's taytays lol

[abcdefz]

Stop undermining my thread, asshole! There might be people here who didn't post there, or who have since lost their virginity. I'm trying to bring people together with this thread and your insular traditionalism is shooting it down before takeoff. :(



Madster.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I was 17 and it was with my first 'proper' boyfriend who was a dead ringer for Patrick Dempsey.
The deed happened on the floor of my parents living room. Kickboxer was on the TV. I remember just thinking "wow - i'm doing it!"

[Genocide Tulips]

17, drunk, halloween party. Ouch.

[hitmonlee]

Question for you Brits - you keep talking that "legal age" is 16. Is that when you're no longer a minor and you're officially an adult, as in you can move away from your parents? Or is that just the age that sex becomes consensual?

same for aust, legal age 16 but no the dude can't be 2 years older than you or some bullshit like that, varies from state to state. and no you're not allowed to get married without parental permission and permission from a judge.

can move out at 16 legally too.

[cosmo105]

i actually wish i hadn't waited for the person i did because i had it built up in my mind to be something it really wasn't. if that makes sense. :confused:

[hitmonlee]

makes perfect sense cosmo. i was more in the mindest of "i want to get this over and done with" and had sex with a random i had met that day. we were talking about it and he was like "you haven;t done it? :eek: " and i said no, never had the chance really, so he was like "well we can do it now if you want"

romantic :D

[Lex Diamonds]

SEX0RZ LOL!1

[Lyman Zerga]

while no one noticed that you bumped your own thread


well i would say in the next 10 minutes or never

[Lex Diamonds]

Somebody needs to go round Steph's house and break her in. I nominate Otis Driftwood cuz he's the closest. (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

he has a girl on each finger and cock already

[Lex Diamonds]

As long as his hard, 10-inch nose is free then it's fine. (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

he has a baby button nose

[Lyman Zerga]

you watched too much pincockio

[Lyman Zerga]

hitler lives the closest to me


but the 10 minutes are over anyway

[Lyman Zerga]

he is always so drunk that he wouldnt notice it so theres your free ticket

[Lex Diamonds]

Yes, and film it and post it up here.

[Lyman Zerga]

dont forget the "backflips"

[Lyman Zerga]

(no homo)


lol not at all

[Lex Diamonds]

they should just be raped (no homo)
my professional hitmans'll murk for me and they work pro bono

[Dorothy Wood]

I think I probably already explained my first boyfriend, the dorm room, candles, failed boner performance anxiety (he managed to maintain bonage on the third try), and THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS SOUNDTRACK.

it hurt and it was more comedy than romance. our whole relationship was more about having someone to figure out those sort of things with, rather than actually caring that much about each other. although years later, he'd come to my house in the middle of the night drunk wailing about how I was the best girlfriend he ever had and he wanted to get married and have kids with me and yadda yadda. so I'd have to say, "we broke up 2 years ago, we are never going to get married". and he'd go, "I know I know" and then try to molest me. ha ha. creep!

[Lo_Lyfe]

18. I was so hung up on a woman never wanting to have sex with me, I couldn't quite believe it. Another girl walked in and watched for a bit. I'm not a good enough lover to have put on a show much better than somebody hitting a ball against a wall using a big empty cardboard box instead of a bat.