THE VIRGIN THREAD

[Lex Diamonds]

VIRGINS POST HERE!

[Lex Diamonds]

Turn that frown upside down! It's meant to be a positive thing. :)

[HOTWIFE]

do you believe it

[ggirlballa]

um hey *nervous laugh*

[Bob]

welp

[Jitters]

What up? :cool:

[ggirlballa]

u horn dog joel:rolleyes:

[ggirlballa]

I wouldn't mind a girlfriend but I don't think any girl would put up with me ha ha.


try guys then lol

[HOTWIFE]

I wouldn't mind a girlfriend but I don't think any girl would put up with me ha ha.
i think if you spent less time on this board, you'd have a better shot at getting a girlfriend. and having sex.

edit: possibly.

[HOTWIFE]

Nah it wouldn't be that because I didn't have one before I came to the board.
you're 17 or something right? eh, still young

[Miho]

Yeah! Virgins unite! I feel special.

[-T-]

(!) This thread reeks of raging boners.

[Miho]

It's the virgin support group. Come out with it. lolz.

[HOTWIFE]

i was 16 when i lost my virginity. to a 32 yr old married man. whoops my bad.

[Junker]

i was 16 when i lost my virginity. to a 32 yr old married man. whoops my bad.
i was also 16 when i lost my virginity. to a 22 years old girl. divorced and with 2 kids. She was hot :( I miss her

[sercomdj01]

Someone told me there were loadsa virgins here for me to have sex with?

[SB00774]

I'm here to support you - I'm all about virgins.












breaking them in that is ;)

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^^^Worst things first and all that.

[sercomdj01]

^^^^Worst things first and all that.

Only for a woman. :)

[Lex Diamonds]

I think it's worth having some meaningless sex early on to get your game up before you do it with someone you really like. Make sure you got the moves and all that.

Little tip for all you V-card holders.

[QueenAdrock]

I waited until I was in love, so it didn't matter whether or not it was "good" because you cared about each other and you're not judging the quality of sex, you're just expressing your feelings physically (and all that other romantic crap). If there's a relationship, they're not gonna diss you just because it wasn't that great, you grow and learn different stuff together and explore what you like and dislike, and then once you've got that down pat, it's time for fantastic sex.

[Rock]

I waited until I was in love, so it didn't matter whether or not it was "good" because you cared about each other and you're not judging the quality of sex, you're just expressing your feelings physically (and all that other romantic crap). If there's a relationship, they're not gonna diss you just because it wasn't that great, you grow and learn different stuff together and explore what you like and dislike, and then once you've got that down pat, it's time for fantastic sex.
word.

[Lex Diamonds]

Not everybody falls in love. I'm talking about lust/crushes.

[Lyman Zerga]

how come this thread is full of sweaty sluts

[Lex Diamonds]

Cuz they heard there were virgins here.

[Genocide Tulips]

Yeah! Virgins unite! I feel special.

You really shouldn't.

[HOTWIFE]

All you non-virgins get out of here! :mad:
well we need something to point and laugh at.

i'm jus kiddin. there's nothing wrong with being a virgin.

[Lex Diamonds]

Seriously I think it's stupid how a lot of people think being a virgin is something to make fun of or laugh at. It's evidence of a deep seated problem in our culture derived from peer pressure and playground bullying and needs to be stamped out before it devours every shred of companionship our decaying society is clinging to.

[Planetary]

i have an idea. because joel loves rugged jailbait ass and ggirlbballa is a girl and a virgin, we can kill two birds with one stone.

[M.C. Guevera]

Are/were any of your parents strict about the "no sex before marriage" thing? Because my mom told me point blank "You can have sex before marriage. I won't get mad, it's the 21st century afterall. But for Godsakes, PLEASE use protection!"

[Lyman Zerga]

Seriously I think it's stupid how a lot of people think being a virgin is something to make fun of or laugh at. It's evidence of a deep seated problem in our culture derived from peer pressure and playground bullying and needs to be stamped out before it devours every shred of companionship our decaying society is clinging to.


STFU!

[Lex Diamonds]

I GOTTA BREAK 'EM OFF SOMETHIN'

(heel year)

AND IT'S GOTTA BE BUMPIN'

[HOTWIFE]

anyone know if the "apple pie" theory is true?
well you should know...

OH!

[miranda15]

yo so virgins post here? yeah im here

[Lex Diamonds]

anyone know if the "apple pie" theory is true?
Surely with the apple pie thing it would be far too warm and soggy and you'd just get cock burns?

[Planetary]

I GOTTA BREAK 'EM OFF SOMETHIN'

(heel year)

AND IT'S GOTTA BE BUMPIN'

city of compton :(

[synch]

is where it takes place :( :(

[Lex Diamonds]

so I'ma ask your attention :( :( :(

[Miho]

Not I. Virgin still going strong. Aw yeah.

[Lex Diamonds]

Update!

So who has had sex since this thread?
Is this your way of telling us you popped your cherry?

How was it? In-depth description of the girl and the act please.

[Randetica]

my neighbor upstairs looks cute, havent seen him in like a year though



shit, im moving on

in 10 years ill be able to tell you that i gave him a naughty 'hello'

[Caribou]

Update!

So who has had sex since this thread?

I haven't, but I'm not a virgin though.
I've actually done it with someone who posted in this thread. How geeky is that.

[Freebasser]

You've bedded The Padster?

Way to go! *hi5*

EDIT = I'm not a virgin btw

[Caribou]

Shhhhh! :mad: I'm not exactly proud of it. He seduced me, I couldn't help it.

EDIT = Drawing a face on your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity.

[Planetary]

EDIT = Drawing a face on your hand doesn't count as losing your virginity.

dang

[Lex Diamonds]

What about drawing a face on someone's vagina? Does that count as full sex or just a blowie?

[camo]

Depends if you use a magic marker or your tongue.

[b i o n i c]

do people really still call them magic markers?

[camo]

what else would they call them? (http://www.craftyarts.co.uk/acatalog/Magic_Marker.html?gclid=CK7A3ue-xpsCFUgTzAodnRjBfQ)

[b i o n i c]

markers?

[mikizee]

A FELT PEN! A FUCKING BLACK MAGIC MARKER!

[camo]

ha ha :D

[Myu-to]

Padster could probably get me laid, I think
He's been known to slum, so sure, I think he would have sex with you.

[avignon]

do people really still call them magic markers?

If it's being used to draw a face on someone's vajayjay, I'd say it's pretty damn magical.