what age did you loose your anal virginity?

[sercomdj01]

:eek: shit fucking no poll :(

[QueenAdrock]

The 12th day of never.

[Lex Diamonds]

8.

[sercomdj01]

8.

Whoa! You saved youself for the right person! i can tell ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh sorry did you mean consenting anal sex?

[sercomdj01]

Oh sorry did you mean consenting anal sex?

I don't know :(
I need a wee.

[mikizee]

i guess this means receiving... which is never.

but giving... the day i lost my virginity!

when i was 18 i slept in a bed with a hot asian chick. in the morning, she just rolled over on top of me! thats it, virginity lost. after a few minutes i... slipped out. slid back in.... after about 20 seconds i thought '.....waaaait a minute... this feels different!!' i said to her, 'er... am i, in... your....' and she said 'yep! its fine. keep going!' and i was like 'whoa!!! weeeeeee!'

TMI?

i thought so. but im drunk. so whatever.

[sercomdj01]

Thats what i did with your mum except i meant to put it in :eek:

I just felt sorry for the guy who made the thread about influential posters. So i made a lamer one.

[mikizee]

Thats what i did with your mum except i meant to put it in :eek:

I just felt sorry for the guy who made the thread about influential posters. So i made a lamer one.

my mum's dead.

[sercomdj01]

my mum's dead.

Thats a terrible joke to make.

[Lex Diamonds]

There is an ironic spelling mistake in the title of this thread. (y)

[mikizee]

ok ok it was a joke. damn, it worked for KidP. i wish nothing but the best for my mother. so that excludes every one of u cunts on the board. got it?

:D

[Pres Zount]

my mum's dead.
So is my dad, and he's doing your mum up the arse in hell.

[mikizee]

So is my dad, and he's doing your mum up the arse in hell.


man, burn. u got me.

[sercomdj01]

ok ok it was a joke. damn, it worked for KidP. i wish nothing but the best for my mother. so that excludes every one of u cunts on the board. got it?

:D

yeah your mum was good (y) respect :D

;)

[sercomdj01]

man, burn. u got me.

And your mum got gonorrhea

[mikizee]

grrr.

[sercomdj01]

grrr.

Its his dads fault not your mums!

[mikizee]

And your mum got gonorrhea

ok ok enough's enough. i didnt complain about yr sister's syphilis..

[HOTWIFE]

this thread is disgusting, and just pushing it. pun intended!

i was 18.

[Pres Zount]

Also, mikizee your mother is awful at conversation.

[mikizee]

enough about my mother!!!!!
sheeeeeeeeeeet.

[Lyman Zerga]

82.

[sercomdj01]

Also, mikizee your mother is awful at conversation.

Its hard to have a conversation when your stood behind though.

[camo]

does having endoscopy count as being broken in?

[sercomdj01]

imagine endoscopy porn. Actually. don't.

[camo]

imagine endoscopy porn. Actually. don't.


will do. well won't will do if you follow

[Junker]

There is an ironic spelling mistake in the title of this thread. (y)

hahahaha...(y)

[Rock]

imagine endoscopy porn. Actually. don't.
I'm pretty sure its out there.

[sercomdj01]

I'm pretty sure its out there.

I saw cheese porn advertised once. They milk a woman, make it into cheese, then fuck it!

[camo]

I saw cheese porn advertised once. They milk a woman, make it into cheese, then fuck it!

In the window of your newagents was it?


Thats yorkshire for you

[Lyman Zerga]

There is an ironic spelling mistake in the title of this thread. (y)


lol


i kinda have a loose anal phobia

[sercomdj01]

lol


i kinda have a loose anal phobia

prolapsed anuses chasing you in your sleep?