sounds like the neighbors are having an orgy upstairs

[Dorothy Wood]

I keep hearing, "OH MY GOD" and yelling and general moving around. screaming and such. literally, the girls up there are just repeating "oh my god" over and over.

it's really annoying. especially since I have to get up in 7 hours. jerks. I need 8 hours!

okay, it's quieter now, perhaps they've all come.

maybe I'm wrong, maybe they're just playing Risk. I hear clapping and hooting now.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK COULD THEY BE DOING UP THERE?! WII?

[Bob]

sometimes i think i hear gay sex upstairs

they might just be moving furniture though

i don't hear much gay sex, i can't tell the difference

i know this doesn't help, i just wanted to talk about gay sex for a while

[Dorothy Wood]

my frousin (friend/cousin) used to listen to her gay neighbor have gay sex sometimes. it sounded like two dudes having sex with eachother.

[Dorothy Wood]

okay okay, I just heard "STAR TREK! STAR TREK!"

now they're jumping and screaming.

mystery solved, it's a retard convention!

[Bob]

OK

i'm tired of this happening

here's the thing that i'm tired of happening

and that thing is me coming up with an idea of something to say that might be funny, not saying it, and then having it turn out to be really funny

what i was going to say was "maybe they're watching star wars" because i wanted to make fun of toucan spam from that other thread (sorry toucan) only i didn't, because i didn't want to make fun of him so openly (you're welcome)

and then you talk about star trek and oh man, how great would it have been if i'd mentioned star wars earlier?

this happened the other day, in class, too. i was in class, and the professor mentioned something about some case, then some kid says something about that case that wasn't in the book, and the girl next to me says "how does he know all this?" and i wanted to say "he's probably just looking it up on the internet" only i didn't for some reason, and then a minute later the professor says "how do you know this, by the way?" and the kid says "i just looked it up on wikipedia" and the whole class laughs and i SO FUCKING CALLED IT only i kept it to myself

anyway i'm never thinking anything again without saying it out loud

[beastieangel01]

Bob.

Just, Bob.

[Bob]

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

better not be a bad thing

[synch]

Bob.

Just, Bob.His Bobness is his most redeeming quality!

[beastieangel01]

I never said it was a bad thing. In fact it was meant as a good thing. I was expressing appreciation for Bob's thought process.

But what if it was a bad thing?
huh? huh?
:confused:

I'm sorry I think I lost several brain cells last night. Apologies.

[zippo]

bob were on the internet, why would you withhold yourself from saying anything at all
but yea, that happens to me alot during class, i hate it

[synch]

I never said it was a bad thing. In fact it was meant as a good thing. I was expressing appreciation for Bob's thought process.

But what if it was a bad thing?
huh? huh?
:confused:

I'm sorry I think I lost several brain cells last night. Apologies.
I don't know whether Bob thought it was a bad thing but I had simply been looking for an occasion to use "Bobness" in a conversation for months.

[Bob]

oh no i didn't think it was a bad thing necessarily i just wanted to be complimented in a little more detail

i'm the bobbinest bob i know. never been a bob that's been this bob before

[Dorothy Wood]

"retard convention" isn't nearly as funny as I thought it was last night. meh.

good thing bob was here to bob everything up.

[ggirlballa]

too many people typing bob


but yes bob i think that has happened at least once to everyone before.