i'm a pretty funny guy

[Bob]

i don't mean to sound conceded but it's true, i'm pretty alright

i mean, when i say things, either in real life, or on the internet in various forms, i say to myself "ha ha, this is a pretty clever thing i'm saying right here, i bet people will enjoy this" but it's not like i'm slapping my knee over how great i am or anything, i'm just kind of going with the flow you know, i don't laugh at my own jokes, not right away at least.

but sometimes i look back on the things i've written (IE message board posts and AIM chatlogs, and i have to rely on my memory for things i've actually said out loud, i don't carry around a tape recorder), like things i've written months or years ago and i mean i literally laugh out loud, i'm a pretty darn funny and charming guy when i want to be.

so i can't believe that i'm a 22 year old virgin and that i generally hate myself as much as i do day to day, i don't know what that's all about. really, i mean i don't, i'm a very fucking charming individual, at least i ought to be, there's really no reason that i should be so isolated, but i am, i don't know what to make of that

i'm probably ugly

i know this thread took a strange turn, but hey

[Bob]

aka pay attention to me

[kleptomaniac]

hi bob! :)

[mikizee]

youre a virgin?

christ mate, get off the damn board and go out and talk to some chicks. actually, on second thought, the last 4 girls ive shagged ive done so thru meeting them on the internet. so maybe its your best bet.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm a pretty fucking awesome chick all round.

[Rock On]

Why can't you get laid if you're as charming as you say?
Even ugly people get laid man, so don't give me any of that "I'm ugly" business either.

Don't tell me you're one of those guys who get extremely uncomfortable and shy and the very mention of a girls name.

Man, I hope it's not that.

[Bob]

you said "girl"

i can't think of a reply...

[The Notorious LOL]

you're just too timid, faggot. You could probably get ass fairly easily.

[funk63]

maybe youre gay?

[Lo_Lyfe]

You're conceited, not conceded.

[Bob]

you're just too timid, faggot. You could probably get ass fairly easily.

i know, that's what kills me

i just need someone to say that to my face

[Bob]

You're conceited, not conceded.

hi, welcome to a bob thread

edit oh what the hell http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=79159

[Lo_Lyfe]

So have you admitted to yourself that you're a funny guy? I think you're a funny guy, too. But you admitted that to yourself when you first thought something you did was funny, before admitting it here, to us.

This rules.

[Pres Zount]

You are a funny guy, Bob. But the world is unfair.

I looked at some of my old threads, (you know, the ones that get zero/three replies) and I was thinking about how GOLDEN they were in comparison to some of the shite that gets posted here, and it made me sad.

But hey, this is a great. 15 posts in and it's looking like it will die soon, only to be replaced with a thread about a recent DVD release.

[roosta]

maybe it's because you openly admit you think you are funny, that is your problem? Maybe you have an vibe of arogance about you that women pick up on.....? A cock-swagger that intimidates them?

[Pres Zount]

Ha ha those threads are made by boring people who have nothing interesting to say.
that's not always true. It's just that they aren't as good as this one.

[OJ Simpson]

It's true because The Juice says it is.

[na§tee]

the last 4 girls ive shagged ive done so thru meeting them on the internet. so maybe its your best bet.
are you serious? howwhatwhy? INTERNET!

bob, you are funny, and you're not ugly, and who gives a shit if you are a 22 year old virgin.

you just need to be more confident in your funny abilities yo. the ladies will love it. don't crush yourself at every hurdle. lift yer head up, and CONQUER THE WORLD.

also, eat some more scotch eggs.

[Lyman Zerga]

bob is funnier than me but for that im more of a virgin :cool:

[Bob]

maybe it's because you openly admit you think you are funny, that is your problem? Maybe you have an vibe of arogance about you that women pick up on.....? A cock-swagger that intimidates them?

yeah i mean if there's one thing women hate, it's confidence

i need to be more self-deprecating THANKS FOR THE ADVICE

;) :(

[roosta]

yeah i mean if there's one thing women hate, it's confidence

i need to be more self-deprecating THANKS FOR THE ADVICE

;) :(

well, there's a thin line between confidence and arrogance....

[Bob]

i can safely say that i'm nowhere near it

[na§tee]

you should be quietly confident.

[roosta]

i can safely say that i'm nowhere near it

good!

you should be quietly confident

yes!

[ET]

are you serious? howwhatwhy? INTERNET!


The bastard has a teleportation device... that fucking Obama.

This is prime time to get some tail, Boberino. Summer is almost here and the girls are going to be hyped up and coming down from finalz fever.

[Bob]

i think i figured out what my problem is

too much confidence

me and my confidence

gotta stop loving myself so hard

THANK YOU

[na§tee]

The bastard has a teleportation device... that fucking Obama.
aaaahahahahhaha! :cool: yo, mine hasn't been delivered yet either. we should really chase him up about that - we've got our internet sexing reputations to think about, 'ere!

[mikizee]

hey nastee.

break up with yr boyfriend and fly to australia and go out with me.

you know u want to.

[roosta]

what an offer!

[mikizee]

i reckon. its the opportunity of a lifetime.

[na§tee]

hmmm. tempting.

unfortunately i don't think i have enough cash money at the moment to sex your wordstyle, mikizee. perhaps if you could wire me the monies directly?

also i'm not too sure the VISA situation is going to work out. how are you with illegal immigrants down there? bad, i hear. i have AIDS. it's not looking good, is it?

:(

[roosta]

i have AIDS.
:(

Hahaha! is that the new "i'm gay" let-down?

[roosta]

I don't have AIDs but i'll catch it

[ET]

Teleporters don't care about VISA's.

Or AIDS.

[mikizee]

well, that is the biggest harshest rejection ive ever had.

I have AIDS? thats a new one.

i dont think my life could get any lower.

[Pres Zount]

I don't think it's all about looks, personality or confidence. Don't worry, gang.

[Lyman Zerga]

well, that is the biggest harshest rejection ive ever had.

I have AIDS? thats a new one.

i dont think my life could get any lower.

i would give you a sympathy fuck

[mikizee]

i would give you a sympathy fuck

well where the bloody hell are ya?

[Lyman Zerga]

in bloody hell

[mikizee]

my bed isnt much different

[Lyman Zerga]

use tampons

[na§tee]

well, that is the biggest harshest rejection ive ever had.

I have AIDS? thats a new one.

i dont think my life could get any lower.
awwwh!! awwwh!! i was just joshing.

i was making a LOL in reference to your country's proposed banning of HIV migrants (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6551245.stm). see, topical! not that you are so hideous i have to pretend to have acquired immune deficiency syndrome.

HUGS FOR MIKIZEE!

[mikizee]

I still feel awful ;)