View Full Version : in this thread i'm going to open a fortune cookie
and i vow to you, with all of you as my witnesses, that i'm going to live my life by whatever that fortune cookie says.
i'm going to open it in 24 hours...it's 12:57 AM now, i'm going to open it at...well, i have class monday morning so i have to go to bed early so...i'm going to open it 24ish hours from now, at 9:00pm tomorrow night...whatever fortunes this cookie contains, this shall be my mantra for the future
this is gonna be great, i can feel it. a new leaf, a new life, and i want you all to be here when my revelation comes, this is gonna be the sweetest motherfucking cookie i've ever had
i know, me too. i'm tenser than any of you, what if it says something like "if you try to make out with everyone you see, at least half of them won't mind"
where the fuck am i going to be then
anyway here's the cookie, the cookie of destiny
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2978/cookievw1.jpg
motherfucking chinese don't know what they've got themselves into
ericlee
04-22-2007, 12:16 AM
What if it just says something like, "that wasn't chicken, ROR!!"
b i o n i c
04-22-2007, 12:18 AM
its going to say something like 'a smile is your best welcome mat'. then whaddayagonnado?
ggirlballa
04-22-2007, 12:20 AM
i hope its not a suicide note in the cookie
ROR!!"
hehehe
the tension is killing me, i really wanna open this cookie right now
it's fuckin sitting there, looking at me. i GOTTA know what it says
but i gotta wait, like the rest of you
man i hope this turns out interesting
mikizee
04-22-2007, 01:04 AM
just fricken open it. whats the point in waiting. waiting to have sex hasnt done much for you either.
BAM
suspense, of course
i mean, if i posted a thread like "i'm going to open a fortune cookie at some time in the indefinite near future" that wouldn't be much of a post, would it?
instead, what i'm saying is, at 9:00 PM EST (-5 GMT) my life will be changed forever, the contents of a cookie of uncertain ingredients shall govern my life, this is the promise i make to you
it's like a david blaine stunt, only i'm eating a cookie
ggirlballa
04-22-2007, 01:28 AM
SUSPENSE!
funk63
04-22-2007, 01:29 AM
this is like..
better than reading
mikizee
04-22-2007, 02:17 AM
-5? wow, we are +9.30. thats like........
14 hours. is it? im drunk (y)
-5? wow, we are +9.30. thats like........
14 hours. is it? im drunk (y)
fuckin i don't know, i'm drunk too
(posting -5 GMT turned out to be a good idea though, didn't it?)
mikizee
04-22-2007, 02:58 AM
yup. heres what the bottom of my page says.
All times are GMT +9.5. The time now is 06:28 PM.
Pres Zount
04-22-2007, 03:39 AM
"HELP ME HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE FORTUNE COOKIE MAKING MACHINE AAAAAGHGHHGHGHG"
3 hours to go
i'm so tense
actually i'm not really very tense, i don't think anyone's paying attention
that's what i get for doing it on the weekend, i guess.
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
04-22-2007, 05:28 PM
How long do you have to go?
They dont taste all that good to be honest... :confused:
na§tee
04-22-2007, 05:29 PM
ooooh i'm positively turned on right now, bob.
ooooh i'm positively turned on right now, bob.
hopefully my fortune will be appropriate
do fortune cookies even taste nice? i don't remember ever eating one myself
i like them. i wouldn't eat many of them, but they're not bad. they're very sweet. kind of like an extra sweet ice cream cone, maybe a little crunchier.
you know i've never actually had a waffle cone. i'm thinking of the smaller, crunchy ones. like these
http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/group/SticeLAB/Appetizing/ice%20cream%20cones.jpg
they don't actually sell fortune cookies here, you don't pay money for them. they throw them in the bag with your order for free, like white rice.
here, waffle cones are bigger things, they're these
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mattscones.com/images/xlvcone1a.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.mattscones.com/aboutmattscones.htm&h=379&w=196&sz=16&hl=en&start=4&sig2=zSVzh2DPwLAJOze07woC-A&tbnid=iSBlEclrwebnvM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=64&ei=q-grRpCIOYLwhASRy-WXDw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwaffle%2Bcones%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10 %26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
i'm thinking of sugar cones, these
http://www.mattscones.com/images/sugar_cones.gif
yes, that's a schematic for an ice cream cone
mikizee
04-22-2007, 07:20 PM
lemme guess what the fortune will be...
'This insert has a protective coating'
oh shit, it's 9:03. i was watching die hard and i got distracted
ok, let's see here...there goes the wrapping
Lex Diamonds
04-22-2007, 08:06 PM
The suspense is killing me.
ok, there goes the cookie...mmm hey, it really does taste like an ice cream cone, that was a good analogy
Lex Diamonds
04-22-2007, 08:07 PM
What did it say, you n00b!
OH MAN THAT WAS FUCKING COOL
bruce willis just kicked the C4 down the elevator shaft, and the fucking building exploded, this movie rules so hard
Lex Diamonds
04-22-2007, 08:08 PM
"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?!"
mikizee
04-22-2007, 08:08 PM
TELL ME ABOUT THOSE FUCKING GOLF SHOOOOOESSS!
ok yeah but whatever, what the hell does it say?
jesus christ you guys, i'm so sorry about this
"fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason"
so there you have it. from now on, i've got to be more...fortitudinal.
also, "xiang-jiao" is chinese for "banana"
do they have bananas in china? i don't see it used much in chinese food
mikizee
04-22-2007, 08:11 PM
thats not a fortune, its a statement.
and a pretty useless one at that.
i know.
i ate one last night (i got 2 for some reason), it said "character is much easier kept than recovered".
that's slightly lamer...maybe. i guess that's where the fortitude comes in.
Schmeltz
04-22-2007, 08:13 PM
What about the lucky numbers? Can you apply them somehow?
Spanky1
04-22-2007, 08:16 PM
I was staying on the computer intell you said it, what a let down...well theres next time :)
11, 27, 49, 8, 25, 14
anyway i'm auctioning the fortune on ebay
Dorothy Wood
04-22-2007, 09:11 PM
"fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason"
...in bed.
oh man i just got the coolest fortune
"you are born with 'the sixth sense' and superb insight"
not exactly a fortune, but hell yeah anyways
ericlee
05-02-2007, 03:46 AM
Hey, I forgot about this thread. I've been getting cheesy ones lately too and I can't even tell you how many repeat ones I've had.
I've also had alot of repeat Bazooka Joe comics as well and actually those aren't even funny. I guess they're only funny when you're 10yrs old or something.
King of Rock $
05-02-2007, 11:04 AM
Basically the fortune cookie called you
http://www.upc-online.org/fall99/chicken_suit-l.jpg
abcdefz
05-02-2007, 11:11 AM
i know.
i ate one last night (i got 2 for some reason), it said "character is much easier kept than recovered".
that's slightly lamer...maybe. i guess that's where the fortitude comes in.
No, that one's actually good.
i got another one
"if i bring forth what is inside me, what i bring forth will save me"
that could have worked for this thread
abcdefz
05-02-2007, 01:06 PM
I didn't know Yanni was writing fortune cookies now. :confused:
Big Gus
05-02-2007, 04:55 PM
do they have bananas in china? i don't see it used much in chinese food
They better! Cause Banana Fritters from my Chinese rock!
Freebasser
08-10-2007, 01:09 PM
Our local chinese takeaway made a mistake with our order tonight and gave us several fortune cookies. A week's worth you might say.
Therefore, in the spirit of the original post, I'm going to open ONE A DAY.
TODAY'S fortune cookie reads...
"Beauty is only a light switch away"
Stay tuned!
paul jones
08-10-2007, 01:14 PM
I think I'll be ordering chinese tonight as me and my girlfriend will be travelling to Athens,Georgia in the morning to go see some bands at this pop fest thing.I like to read the fortune cookies and get all mystical and stuff but she don't
Our local chinese takeaway made a mistake with our order tonight and gave us several fortune cookies. A week's worth you might say.
Therefore, in the spirit of the original post, I'm going to open ONE A DAY.
TODAY'S fortune cookie reads...
"Beauty is only a light switch away"
Stay tuned!
in my case, it'd be the "off" position
Freebasser
08-11-2007, 11:25 AM
TODAY'S cookie reads "Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts".
Yawn. I wish they had opened the "stick with your wife" barrel that day.
I got some chocolate covered fortune cookies from the chinese supermarket on the way home. Last bag, woo!
They also have salt on them, its awesome.
The messages are still shit though.
Otis Driftwood
08-12-2007, 04:56 PM
It was a pretty cool threat, burned a bit by the shoddy insert in the cookie. Bob, please see the palmist tomorrow. Maybe she has 3 nipples, maybe not. Keep us posted!
Freebasser
08-13-2007, 03:16 PM
YESTERDAY'S cookie read: "Eighty percent of success is showing up."
TODAY'S cookie read: "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
TOMORROW'S cookie read: "Better poor, young and wise, than rich, old and a fool."
ALSO TOMORROW'S cookie read: Nappies and politicians need to be changed... often for the same reasons."
In other news, I ate too many cookies today :/
you guys get better fortunes than we do
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