Killin' Wasps with a rolled up magazine...

[roosta]

What a simple pleasure. I have my handy copy of last week's Observer Magazine and i've destroyed 4 of the fuckers already today.

The second I hear that buzz i'm like the Predator.

[na§tee]

i do it with my bare fists myself. CRUSH. TOTAL WASP HOLOCAUST.

if we had any wasps in glasgow :(

[Yorkshire~Rose]

As much as I dislike wasps I don't like to kill them. I just waft my arms around like a derranged idiot until they get the message. The fly out of the window eventually.

Bees are a different kettle of fish though. Bees are cool and they can hang around if they wish. Although i have been stung by a bee and never a wasp...hmm. Maybe i should rethink this.

[roosta]

yeah..Bee's dont look as evil as Wasps. Wasp's look like miniature alien space craft, evil ones at that.

Still, kill 'em all. Flys are the worst though. On a hot Summers night when a fly comes into your room...fuck me, that can be the most annoying thing ever. You have to get out of bed and flap about in the dark trying to get them, and they are much quicker than Wasps. For all their evilness, Wasps are pretty slow and dumb, flys dont mess about and unless your Mr. Miagi those fuckers will ruin your night.

I usually open the door and wait for them to fly out, then shut it and let them annoy people down the corridor.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Flys must DIE! I hate them. They are buzzy and eat poop. Blue bottles in particular drive me mad. I have no objection to nuking the evils sods with the fly spray.

[na§tee]

They are buzzy and eat poop.
LOL. same could be said for half of glasgow's local male population :(

you guys ever used those fly sticky tape things? totally gross, ew. we had them in our kitchen one summer just for the craic (and, er, we got loads of flies that were hard to get out because of the positioning of our window) and it was quite rewarding sitting there in the centre watching, watching.. watching the fly get closer and closer to the tape and then BAM! it sticks and oh, oh! can you get off, can you just fly away? nah. you totally can't. HAHAHA WHITEY. and it lies there and struggles until it covers itself in more goo and sticky stuff and just stays there forever and DIES AHAHAHAHHAa. AHAHAHHJAHFLAJDHLJGADGDAFJLGJHHFLH!!!

[Big Gus]

You need a proper swatter Roosta. It's something to do with physics and air but you basically mince their insect exoskeleton with wafts of air.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

you guys ever used those fly sticky tape things?

Not personally but my Aunty Denise used to have one hanging up in the kitchen. Smack bang in the middle of the room dangling from the light fixture. It looked disgusting. Pure class my Aunty Denise, gawd bless her.

[na§tee]

it is really gross. it is something our grannies used to have as well. when scott came back with them, he had a really evil nostalgic grin on his face.

it became really rank walking into the kitchen every morning to see a fucking graveyard of fly CORPSES dangling from the ceiling. also, you lived in fear that EW EWWWW you would somehow catch your hair in it or something and GGAAAAHHHH you couldn't get it off and you would end up inhaling dead flies in a panic while ripping your hair outt fnjadhgkjhdakgjhdajkhgkjhag...

[Big Gus]

Yeah fly paper stinks. Get flash and get a electrocuter thingy and watch them smoke!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

You need a proper swatter Roosta. It's something to do with physics and air but you basically mince their insect exoskeleton with wafts of air.

How about one of these (http://www.gogo-gadgets.co.uk/index.asp?function=DISPLAYPRODUCT&productid=298)!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

it became really rank walking into the kitchen every morning to see a fucking graveyard of fly CORPSES dangling from the ceiling. also, you lived in fear that EW EWWWW you would somehow catch your hair in it or something and GGAAAAHHHH you couldn't get it off and you would end up inhaling dead flies in a panic while ripping your hair outt fnjadhgkjhdakgjhdajkhgkjhag...

LOL good times :D

[Big Gus]

Looks to fancy! I just have one in the shape of a comedy hand. I found itin a strange little shop they are hard to come by. It's the fact they have holes in 'em makes them so efficient. You dont need to strike down on a hard surface.

I'll admit to exclaiming "SWAT TEAM" when I get a successful kill.

[roosta]

You need a proper swatter Roosta. It's something to do with physics and air but you basically mince their insect exoskeleton with wafts of air.

i heard that, that something about the make up of a swatter makes it better to blitz them with.

[na§tee]

I just have one in the shape of a comedy hand.

I'll admit to exclaiming "SWAT TEAM" when I get a successful kill.
that is too funny, LOLZ. hahahahahahahaha.

i love big comedy things (hey, no laughing at the back there!)

my flatmate has a HUGE lighter in the shape of a match that he occasionally whips out to guests - 'do you need a light' 'well, yes.. ' /retrieves giant flame-topped match from behind back.

[mikizee]

that is too funny, LOLZ. hahahahahahahaha.

i love big comedy things (hey, no laughing at the back there!)

my flatmate has a HUGE lighter in the shape of a match that he occasionally whips out to guests - 'do you need a light' 'well, yes.. ' /retrieves giant flame-topped match from behind back.

that reminds me of my mates oversized comedic zippo lighter. it's huuuuuuuuuuuuuge. you need 2 hands to use it. one to hold it, the other to grab the massive lid and flip it over, and then turn the massive flint wheel. its hilarious. then the flame is so big that if u had had any plastic surgery and tried to light a smoke ud melt your face off.

[ggirlballa]

wasps look like scary flying fucks, i'm scared of them, i use to have a wasps hive in my yard, but they mysteriously left a few years ago...

[na§tee]

that reminds me of my mates oversized comedic zippo lighter. it's huuuuuuuuuuuuuge. you need 2 hands to use it. one to hold it, the other to grab the massive lid and flip it over, and then turn the massive flint wheel. its hilarious. then the flame is so big that if u had had any plastic surgery and tried to light a smoke ud melt your face off.
ahahaha! oh, that sounds fantastic. zippo lighters are fucking awesome. an oversized zippo lighter? well that's just ten shades of fabulous.

i found scott's lighter (http://www.gadgetsuk.com/Big-match-lighter-p-16982.html).

[Nivvie]

Bees are a different kettle of fish though. Bees are cool and they can hang around if they wish. Although i have been stung by a bee and never a wasp...hmm. Maybe i should rethink this.

No! You are right!

Bees have a pure spirit and do what they do out of self defence.

Wasps premeditate attacks. I once had a nest in my loft, and there was a small hole in the bathroom ceiling and they all came in, filled the house, and I had to throw out all the toothbrushes as I couldn't get them off. They were licking them, slowly, with longs, waspy tongues.

Also, wasps eat ladybirds. That's just WRONG!
Isn't it bad enough that their houses are always on fire!?

[Pres Zount]

LOL at UK people thinking they get bad insect attacks. Am I right mikizee?:cool:

it sticks and oh, oh! can you get off, can you just fly away? nah. you totally can't. HAHAHA WHITEY.

HAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.


We have so many flies at work at the moment, (fertiliser is SHIT) that you just have to not worry about them and let them crawl on your face and in your hair, lest you go mad with arm flailing.

Oh, and wasps are better than bees. Only in a total badass way, though.

[na§tee]

They were licking them, slowly, with longs, waspy tongues.
this is at once absolutely fucking nightmarish and really outstandingly hilarious, aahahahahhahahahahaha. oh god! that image is going to haunt me the rest of the week now, aaggh!

and yes, i agree bees are for the children. you could give them a cuddle, i think. wasps, hmm, not so much.

[trailerprincess]

I have had to waft out the window my first daddylong legs of the year. I hate the annoying feckers with their spindly legs but can't find myself to kill them in hand to hand combat. If I happen to get them with the vacuum cleaner, I don't feel so evil. I'm easily desensitised :D

[camo]

Killin' Wasps with a rolled up magazine...

sounds like the name of a 'presidents of the united states of america' song

"Movin' to the country,
gonna kill me a lot of waspies"

[na§tee]

i HATE daddylonglegs, uggghh.

they always seem to SPAZ OUT. they fly drunk. and they're always spazzing out towards the light or in the corners and blaaahh just waiting, WAITING to be all up in your face with their spindly hovering awkwardness.

i don't believe in karma. i am going to SMASH you if you come near me!

[TurdBerglar]

we had these gigantic bumble bees that would burrow into the wood of the shed out back. the fuckers were massive. the size of quarters. they would defend that shed from everything. we used to chuck stones over the shed to see them swarm after the stone. if you ever needed to go into the shed you had to bring a tennis racket with you to swat them fuckers away. they'd just bounce off and keep coming back. you had to whack them a couple of times to put them out of comission. eventually we just started to spray wd-40 into their holes. normal bug killer did not work on these mother fuckers. they'd come back every spring.

[zorra_chiflada]

i shudder when i think of this tale: we had just ordinary garden slugs get into our fertiliser stash ages ago when i was a kid. they must have been fucking eating it or something. fuck knows. anyway, they grew fucking massive like fucking grey slimey sluggy cocktail sausages. jesus christ i was fucking freaked out as fuck. my dad thought it was the most hilarious thing he'd ever seen.
oh and he once threw a big fucking huntsmen ON me. what a butthole.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Also, wasps eat ladybirds. That's just WRONG!
Isn't it bad enough that their houses are always on fire!?

:D Awww i love ladybirds. I was mowing the front garden at the weekend and i found loads of them on the grass. I kept picking them up and moving them out of harms way, er talking to them as i did so. Y'know like 'there you go Mrs Ladybird' :o The man opposite - who was also mowing - probably thought i was doo-lally.

[QueenAdrock]

How about one of these (http://www.gogo-gadgets.co.uk/index.asp?function=DISPLAYPRODUCT&productid=298)!

My dad has one of those. He got it at a garage sale for $1 and it's awesome. It's like WHACK! ZZZZAAP! Hours of entertainment!

Until you accidentally get your hand with it or something, then it stings.