dude, cannibal corpse is totally hypnotizing me

[Dorothy Wood]

I accidentally started watching cannibal corpse videos on youtube and I can't stop.

that band is nuts, how does that guy even "sing" like that? I remember some kids in high school were really into them, but this one guy let me read the lyrics from a CD and it said something about "shredded genitals" and it seriously made me want to barf and I thought, "man, why would they want to listen to that kind of stuff? yuck"

but now I can kinda see the appeal, I actually like the music, it's the guy's voice that's unappealing. plus they're all like ROAARRRRR! I AM A MONSTERRRRRR! which is fun.

[beastieangel01]

yeah I listened to some cc instrumentals once. They rule. I just can't stand the guys voice either.

[Big Gus]

Dude, don't mention fucking "In Flames" in a Cannibal Corpse thread!

[Loppfessor]

FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

[Big Gus]

What?

You heard me!! Never sully the name of Cannibal Corpse with fucking "In Flames". Hell no!

[Big Gus]

So young and misguided.

[synch]

*gets popcorn*

[Big Gus]

Just don't go talking your "In Flames best band in the woiiild!" stuff in a Cannibal Corpse thread. Have some decency.

[Big Gus]

An "In Flames" t shirt? It's probably why I've never seen it.

Maybe Cannibal Corpse do suck. It appears you try and suck your own penis. I guess you're the expert.

[Dorothy Wood]

ew, In Flames suck! also, cannibal corpse has way better hair.

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, the lyrics are so fucking gross. they are total creeps. but again, the music sounds really cool to me. :o maybe I'm just craving speed metal. somebody recommend a band please.

[Big Gus]

Dorothy. Napalm Death.

Joel. Shut up already.

[Dorothy Wood]

who isn't? cannibal corpse? well, they have speed metalesque elements to their songs, that's what I mean.

anyway, now I'm blasting metallica IN MY OWN FACE! ROAARRRRRRR! MASTER OF PUPPETS!!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

Napalm Death sounds too poppy almost. but thanks for the suggestion, gus. is there any particular thing I should look for? I guess I only tried one song.

[DIGI]

Acid Bath.

[Big Gus]

Go for the early stuff, they went through loads of lineup changes.

Anything from '87's "Scum" should see you good.

[DIGI]

Hideous Mangleus.

[Big Gus]

I think Cannibal Corpse is more in the "stuff that's got a singer shouting you can't understand" genre. Early Napalm Death is good in that way.

Get fucked I'll say all I want.

I get fucked enough, you try and get laid...

[Bob]

he sounds like he's vomiting

[Big Gus]

I guess you had to be there back in the day, but that shit was cool.

[ET]

Okay, I need to finally hear this shit. I've seen numerous shirts and ome of my loser friends is way into them.

You ought to get a hold of the Metalpocalypse series. there are torrents and people who can mail things... I think this would fill that Comedic Animated Metal Band fetish.