Space Immigrants

[ASsman]

What you crackers going to do when we find out there are Aliens in space? Not just crossing the Tex/Mex border. Put a roof on your pussy fence.

Sheesh.

[yeahwho]

Buy them a beer and let them try some earth weed.

[zorra_chiflada]

assman <3

[Ali]

What you crackers going to do when we find out there are Aliens in space? Not just crossing the Tex/Mex border. Put a roof on your pussy fence.

Sheesh.What do you mean 'when'.

DUDE! LOOK AROUND YOU! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Found one in my bath this am. Flushed it. The world is safe.

[Otis Driftwood]

I'll bet you twenty we'll find a way to put them in between burgerbuns!
McAlien weeks, it's ouuuuuut thur!

[QueenAdrock]

New Planet! (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/04/25/2007-04-25_big_star_appeal.html) Who wants to move? Move there before they can move here. Pre-emptive immigration. (y)

[abcdefz]

Wasn't Cho's supermodel girlfriend from outer space?

Yeah, that kid had it together.

[QueenAdrock]

Where'd you hear that?

I read in the paper he said he had a girlfriend who called him "Spanky" but that's it.

[abcdefz]

It was either in the paper or in Newsweek.

I'll see if I can find it.

[abcdefz]

Yeah. If you do a search for "cho supermodel outer space" you get a bunch of hits.


From iht.com:

Girls figured somewhere in Cho's yearnings, but from a distance. In his junior year of college, Cho told his roommates that he had a girlfriend. Her name was Jelly. She was a supermodel who lived in outer space and traveled by spaceship, and she existed only in the dimension of his imagination.

[QueenAdrock]

He's about as inventive as a 5-year-old.

[abcdefz]

I read one of those plays they posted online. Yeah -- he seemed really, really stunted.