I'm moving to the beach, bitches

[Junker]

Yep, I'll be moving to our beach house in 1 week or 2 cause now I'll work there. I'll finally become a teacher. I'll be lonely there but I think it'll be a nice thing for my growth. I hope :(

[Otis Driftwood]

I really pity you for moving to the beaches of Brazil. YOU FUCK! :p
Growth, eh? That sounds baaaaad. Keep us posted on your new environment, ok?

[abcdefz]

I have a growth.

Anyway, good luck, J. That sounds all right. (y)

[icy manipulator]

time for some beach cricket!

[Junker]

I really pity you for moving to the beaches of Brazil. YOU FUCK! :p
Growth, eh? That sounds baaaaad. Keep us posted on your new environment, ok?

I have a growth.

Anyway, good luck, J. That sounds all right. (y)

hahaha..Cmon...I always liked the word growth and this is the first time I used it.

And I'll keep you guys informed about this new life.

And damn......now I'll have to see girls on bikini everyday. ;) (y)

[Junker]

First!!!

I get the sofa!

Can I go au natural?

Guess what......NO WAY!!!! :D

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah. I am too sexy.

:(

It is a curse. I still get the sofa.
Another night making looooove to the couch. Ouch!

[HOTWIFE]

i've always wanted to live right on the beach. but i would always worry about being swallowed by the ocean in a horrible hurricane or something. good luck:D

[Junker]

Yeah. I am too sexy.

:(

It is a curse. I still get the sofa.

Thats right. By the children's rule you still have the sofa cause you said it first.

[Junker]

i've always wanted to live right on the beach. but i would always worry about being swallowed by the ocean in a horrible hurricane or something. good luck:D

Thanks!

And the good thing is we dont have hurricanes here. :) (y)

[miss soul fire]

Congrats, P!

What's the beach's name? Is it in Paraná?

Damn, I miss the beach!!

[Bob]

And damn......now I'll have to see girls on bikini everyday. ;) (y)

is that the part that's going to help with your growth?

[Otis Driftwood]

Thats right. By the children's rule you still have the sofa cause you said it first.
Hahaha! (y)

[ggirlballa]

my brother says he'd like to live in ahouse right on the beach so he could take a piss from his balcony lol

[Junker]

is that the part that's going to help with your growth?

hahaha......You bet! (y)

[Junker]

my brother says he'd like to live in ahouse right on the beach so he could take a piss from his balcony lol

lol.....It seems your brother is one lazy guy. :D

[camo]

Yep, I'll be moving to our beach house in 1 week or 2 cause now I'll work there. I'll finally become a teacher. I'll be lonely there but I think it'll be a nice thing for my growth. I hope :(

Invites p, I want to see some invites!

[Junker]

Ok, you're invited to come here and spend some time drinking and partying with some hot chicks.

[Loppfessor]

Right near the beach.....booooiii!

[Junker]

Can I pass this one about you and the couch?

[Junker]

Oh shit.............fine then. :(

[Junker]

It's quite a small beach city. (http://www.pousadacostadoencanto.com.br/itapoa5.jpg)

[camo]

Ok, you're invited to come here and spend some time drinking and partying with some hot chicks.

I'm serious! I've got holidays to use up!

Yep, and if you stike out, you can always cuddle with me on the couch.

no spooning dude

[Junker]

I'm serious! I've got holidays to use up!



no spooning dude

I suggest the end of the year then cause it's summer here. ;)

[icy manipulator]

this is turning into quite a man pad. where the females at>!?!

[camo]

I suggest the end of the year then cause it's summer here. ;)

I'll hold you to it mate!

this is turning into quite a man pad. where the females at>!?!

oh this isn't going to be a sausage fest is it?

[Junker]

They're here Pat. Just waiting!! :D
You should come too. And dont forget the vodka.

[Loppfessor]

I'm movin to the bitch, beaches....

[Junker]

I'm movin to the bitch, beaches....
(y) Thats right!

[Otis Driftwood]

I suggest the end of the year then cause it's summer here. ;)
What about Carneval? :rolleyes:

[Junker]

It is going to be so damn funny when I REALLY show up on Junker's door step wearing my floral patterned banana hammock with a George Foreman grill under one arm, and Richard Simmons' "Sweating to the Oldies" under the other.

On the real yo.

At least the GF grill can make our lives easier cause I definitely cant cook. It is easy to use it right?

[Otis Driftwood]

Seems you need a constant grease scrubber like Lil' Joel to get rid off the meat juices... :D

[Junker]

What about Carneval? :rolleyes:

It's on February. Now you guys decide.

[Junker]

Seems you need a constant grease scrubber like Lil' Joel to get rid off the meat juices... :D

hehe...

[camo]

is joel P.E no1 or something now?

[Junker]

I forgot to mention that today is my last day here at work. They've prepared me a super breakfast this morning. Hmmmm.....it was tasty!

[camo]

I forgot to mention that today is my last day here at work. They made me a super breakfast this morning. Hmmmm.....it was tasty!

I hope you can work dodge as well as you can in your next job p!

[Otis Driftwood]

It's on February.
Brilliant response, lol! :D (y)

[icy manipulator]

PM me if you wanna prank call Junker on his last day at work :D

[Junker]

Brilliant response, lol! :D (y)

hahaha..... :p

[Junker]

I hope you can work dodge as well as you can in your next job p!

I think this wont be possible now. :(

[camo]

I think this wont be possible now. :(

oh crap, then I guess this is good bye.

*sniff sniff*

:(

[Junker]

PM me if you wanna prank call Junker on his last day at work :D

You never did this prank call you once said you would do

[Junker]

oh crap, then I guess this is good bye.

*sniff sniff*

:(

:D it wont be a good bye either!! dont worry

[camo]

:D it wont be a good bye either!! dont worry

cool would miss seeing you (http://www.theheads.demon.co.uk/CarryOnLondonPressImages/Winton%20Dale%20001.jpg)

[Junker]

cool would miss seeing you (http://www.theheads.demon.co.uk/CarryOnLondonPressImages/Winton%20Dale%20001.jpg)

hahaha.......but you know, this guy creeps me out for some reason.

[camo]

hahaha.......but you know, this guy creeps me out for some reason.


so that isn't you then?

[Junker]

so that isn't you then?

Sorry for this disapointment but no, he's not me.

[Junker]

I thought that was your growth.

Oh well. The couch is comfy. Can you wake me when the pizza arrives?

Anything else master? A massage maybe?? :rolleyes:

[Bob]

i heard that...scott storch....lives on a beach

[Junker]

hahahahaha...OMG!!!! cmute, you got me now buddy!!! hahaha
Receiving a prank call from you is something I would never expect.
Damn...Thats was nice, so nice!
Thanks for the calling. And sorry mate but the reception volume here was too low. I wasnt listening to you properly. But I got the most part of it...OMG...I cant believe yet....lol

Nice one....nice one too Pat. He said you've passed him my number. (y)

:) :D :p

PS: This made my day!!!

[Junker]

Did you understand something I said??? Cause I was a little bit nervous..:o

[Junker]

hahaha......great then. And thanks again :o

Man, that was surreal.

[Junker]

Sad, sad, sad, sad news.....
I'm not moving anymore. The things ended up not as I expected.
I just wanna inform John that he'll have to wait for the couch a little longer.