i hate posting on the weekend

[Bob]

i'm all *posts something hilarious*

and you're all *has sex*

COME ON

[The Notorious LOL]

I think the illusion that people actually have social agendas on Friday and Saturday tends to be a crock of shit in a lot of cases.

[befsquire]

i had a social agenda tonight. usually i don't.

and usually, on friday night, i'm not having sex because we have the kids and noelle is constantly trying to come between me and bobby. it's so bad now that she will block our faces so we can't kiss. and she'll be all over him, trying to claim that he is hers.

sheesh. kids.

[ET]

Any time I don't spend on the mb is spent recovering from masturbating while watching Small Wonder Sex Doll Happy Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw) on VHS.

[befsquire]

i don't have the kids tonight, but i'm still not getting any since my man fell off the bed and is on the floor.

[Otis Driftwood]

i'm all *posts something hilarious*

and you're all *has sex*

COME ON
I can do you one better by replying to this thread while my hot french flatmate and her almost as hot guest are brunching in our backyard. But it's just too bloody damn bright out there now, the sun'd kill me dead!

[Pres Zount]

I'm listening to classical music and painting. I love posting on weekends.

[roosta]

i dont mind posting on the weekend.

i balance it by getting drunk both nights...

[na§tee]

i'm at work now but i have a social agenda tonight and tomorrow.

when i say social agenda, i mean watching red road, various CHANNEL FOUR stuff (yes, freeb), drinking cherry beer and eating grapes, marzipan and cheese. in my pyjamas. oh yeah, and maybe internetting.

[zorra_chiflada]

i dont' even know where i'm at at the moment. i'm all on autopilot and shit.

[scotty]

I've had sex and now I'm drinking beer. Yay for me!!!

[mikizee]

ive msged 3 girls i know for sex tonight, but im getting nowhere.




edit: wait a minute, one just drove into my driveway!!!


giggity giggity.

[zorra_chiflada]

aren't you in a constant state of coitus anyway? seems like that from your posts. you perpepually have your dick buried in something or rather and automatically thrust.

[mikizee]

i have been, for the last month anyway. i havent wasted a minute of my newly single status.

[TurdBerglar]

you two should hook up

[zorra_chiflada]

you should get your cat to suck your dick. then it will really be a cocksucker.

[TurdBerglar]

it only has a tiny little cat mouth though



well that was setup

[zorra_chiflada]

it only has a tiny little cat mouth though



well that was setup

...and?...

[mikizee]

you two should hook up

outta my league.

[TurdBerglar]

that rought tongue would be no good

[mikizee]

yeah cats tongues are like sandpaper

[zorra_chiflada]

outta my league.

woah. what league am i in?

[TurdBerglar]

he's just trying to butter you up so when he makes his move...

[zorra_chiflada]

he's just trying to butter you up so when he makes his move...

when he makes his move, i'll twist his arm behind his back and demand an explanation for this behaviour.

[TurdBerglar]

hot



he's gonna love it

[zorra_chiflada]

pah, he's probably off having sex with a head of lettuce or a newspaper now

[TurdBerglar]

do you like to fuck a cock full of papercuts? :confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

i bet when he's finished fucking his armchair or whatever he's all like "nah, nah sorry you can't stay here. nah, you can't. here's two bucks for a taxi see ya"

[TurdBerglar]

not if you fuck him retarded. he'll pass out and then you can cuddle with him.

[zorra_chiflada]

stop ruining my jokes, shithead

[TurdBerglar]

you can stroke his hair and give him sweet kisses on the back of his neck

[zorra_chiflada]

how's the cat going on the ole beejay? is it playing with your balls like they're cat toys?

[TurdBerglar]

i should coat my pubes in catnip

[zorra_chiflada]

all of the cats in the neighbourhood would come over!

[Freebasser]

"Ev-ry-bo-dy's post-ing on tha week-end!"

[zorra_chiflada]

"postin niiine to fiiiive"

[Freebasser]

"Woah, I just dieeeeeeed in your arms tooooonite, it must've been a private message from Bob"

[na§tee]

freeb, why aren't you watching channel four? :mad:

[mikizee]

Sorry guys, couldnt post, was busy having sex with Reclin-O.

The best bit is you get to sit and relax and have a smoke after!

[SB00774]

:mad:

[ggirlballa]

i'm going to be online tonight for like 4 hours

just watch...

[befsquire]

i am currently posting from my balcony, using the new laptop computer my work gave me. not really mine to keep should i leave the office, but whatever. of course, they'll probably keep a record of where i go, which will be disclosed through sunshine laws, and then the press in florida will know all about bob, and will likely start wearing ascots.

[Bob]

i wouldn't mind the attention

[ToucanSpam]

Jesus Christ,

Intense partying.


I shouldn't internet surf+drunk but I am now, too late to turn backkkkk.



Dear Bob,

Find a woman.


xoxox,

God

[roosta]

not just partying, but intense partying?

guys, we need an intervention!

[ToucanSpam]

This is why my computer should be locked up away from me on weekends.

[ms.peachy]

This thread is kind of surreal.

For the record, I did not watch Channel 4 or have sex.

I did however go to a photographic exhibition, cook a Provencale fish stew, and change a really rather shockingly diabolical diaper. (Not at the same time.)

[The Notorious LOL]

not just partying, but intense partying?

guys, we need an intervention!


it was one of those Mountain Dew parties, I bet.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Young toucs is a veteran.

[Bob]

free juice? this is party is gonna be off the HOOK

[Dorothy Wood]

I watched television with cort's cousin last night and fell asleep on the couch. it was pretty intense.

[M.C. Guevera]

I went to the mall and got the new Mick Foley DVD which I watched until 1 a.m. Then I slept. It was a good Saturday.

[ToucanSpam]

You're all a bunch of bastards.:D