i killed a bird today

[TurdBerglar]

i was on my bike leaving work. i was zipping through the parking lot and a couple of sparrows came zooming aroung the corner and one of them flew straight into the spokes of my front rim. i could hear the thing fluttering and crunching about as it was caught up in the spinning death spokes. it just dropped to the parking lot motionless and all mangled up with its wings in this crazy contorted position. the preppies at panera bread were in such shock as they sat there at their shitty cafe tables eating their ten dollar sandwiches. you should have seen their faces when i doubled back and cirlced around the bird and and went HAAHAA! and slapped my hand on my thigh. poor bird

[zorra_chiflada]

a bird flew down into my parents chimney and i think it got stuck in there and died. since dad isnt' home, mum didn't want to get it out. so there's just a dead bird carcass rotting in their fireplace. i'm not fishing out a goddamn dead bird.

[ericlee]

I would have picked it up and caused a big scene in front of the preppies.

Something like throwing it in the air and crying "Fly, c'mon fly"

Either that or bite it's head off.

[TurdBerglar]

im sure the skater kids had fun with it. hopping over it and shit. the skater shitheads that it was AWESOME

[abcdefz]

If you hang out at the city hall building, you can occasionally see these falcons swoop down from the 13th story and snag a pigeon out of the air. It's amazing.

Peregrines. (http://www.mercurynews.com/search/ci_5778685?nclick_check=1) Fastest animals on earth.

[zorra_chiflada]

If you hang out at the city hall building, you can occasionally see these falcons swoop down from the 13th story and snag a pigeon out of the air. It's amazing.

Peregrines. (http://www.mercurynews.com/search/ci_5778685?nclick_check=1) Fastest animals on earth.

fastest living creature, yeah. they're fucking awesome

[abcdefz]

Have you ever seen one in action? I've only seen one dive, but the workers at city hall get to see it every day, I guess.

I'd never even heard of them until I moved here.

[scotty]

I would have picked it up and caused a big scene in front of the preppies.

Something like throwing it in the air and crying "Fly, c'mon fly"

Either that or bite it's head off.

I would have pretended to wring its neck to freak them out. Actually, if it was all mangled but still alive, I would have really done it to put it out of its misery.

[Emperor Ming]

A bird you say?

P'ah! I have killed entire species.

[Yeti]

Remember Eddie Murphy's routine......Dead Bird! Gonna put it on you! NOOOOO!

[Drederick Tatum]

once when a friend and I were playing a round of golf, a fantail (http://www.accommodationinnewzealand.co.nz/soundbytes/fantail.jpg) , who are really curious little birds, was fluttering around us constantly from tee to tee. it was cool for awhile but it got kinda annoying. as my friend was trying to take his drive, it was flying and jumping around his legs and just making a nuisance of itself, so without looking my friend swung his driver behind him, hoping to scare the thing away. unfortunately, the little guy must have been looking the other way because he took the full force of a 1 Wood. thankfully he died instantly, but for a milisecond there that must've really hurt.

[TurdBerglar]

today i killed a fucking bear

[zorra_chiflada]

was it knut, the little baby polar bear?

[Lyman Zerga]

hopefully

turd would be my hero if he killed that annoying white trash cunt