Weird turn ons

[Lo_Lyfe]

I like women with mascara that has streaked through either crying, or it being too caked on to wash off properly.

[skra75]

i like it when girls smile and stick their tongue out a little at the same time *mmmm*

[HOTWIFE]

I like women with mascara that has streaked through either crying, or it being too caked on to wash off properly.
i do believe i just made a thread entitled 'weird fantasies'. this would have been perfect. well, sort of.

when a guy lights up a cigarrette, for some reason it turns me on.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I can't stop obsessing over stockings either. Just can't. I don't wear them. I just love to see them. And stuff.

[Lo_Lyfe]

i do believe i just made a thread entitled 'weird fantasies'. this would have been perfect. well, sort of.

when a guy lights up a cigarrette, for some reason it turns me on.
My thread>>>yours. Sorry. I don't control it.

[HOTWIFE]

My thread>>>yours. Sorry. I don't control it.
no it isn't. yours is a copy-cat thread.

[jabumbo]

when a girl who normally doesnt like wearing her glasses actually puts them on for a while


and for some reason i tend to notice a persons breathing patterns and i love it when i can be laying next to a girl and i can tell by her breathing that she is relaxed and comfortable with me lying there next to her.



yeah....

[Dorothy Wood]

non sequiturs

[Lo_Lyfe]

no it isn't. yours is a copy-cat thread.
Your complianing<<<<<my posting. Again, it's nobody's fault.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Drunk girls smoking and swearing is good times for me and my libido. I'm talking generally, as obviously there's only one woman.

Glasses are a real good one, too. Sorry glasses ladies. It's as good as cleavage to me.

[HOTWIFE]

Your complianing<<<<<my posting. Again, it's nobody's fault.
i'm going to cry my mascara down my face and put on stalkings then you'll comply with my complaining.

[Dorothy Wood]

I think maybe the weird fantasy thread's failure had to do with the whole rape thing. you know, rape's not very popular.

[Lo_Lyfe]

i'm going to cry my mascara down my face and put on stalkings then you'll comply with my complaining.
Can't prove that, love. (n)

[Lo_Lyfe]

I think maybe the weird fantasy thread's failure had to do with the whole rape thing. you know, rape's not very popular.
I told youse guys about the phone we found at work, and when we went through the messages there was a good week of them between a couple struggling to act out an anal rape fantasy? The girl said she needed to get ready for next attempt. Would that be taking laxatives, and doing some speed work?

hahah she actually texted in a reassuring manner: "Baby, of couse wanting to rape me in the asre doesn't make you a creep xxxxoooo"

Edit: I get turned on by going through people's private affairs

[Dorothy Wood]

I told youse guys about the phone we found at work, and when we went through the messages there was a good week of them between a couple struggling to act out an anal rape fantasy? The girl said she needed to get ready for next attempt. Would that be taking laxatives, and doing some speed work?

hahah she actually texted in a reassuring manner: "Baby, of couse wanting to rape me in the asre doesn't make you a creep xxxxoooo"

Edit: I get turned on by going through people's private affairs

awesome

[beastieangel01]

I'm asexual and thus have no list of weird turn ons.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I'm asexual and thus have no list of weird turn ons.
Would you closed-fist punch someone mid-coitus?

[MC Moot]

White cotton panties,masking black bush.....I also truly prefer when she takes off her own underwear....I like to remove the brassiere but I love see her pull off the panties herself.....also love it when she wears my clothes around the house on a Sunday morning….. :o

[Lo_Lyfe]

Has anyone noticed the armpit vagina?

[HOTWIFE]

you know what i love....when he unzips his pants just before you get it on. GOD i love that moment.

[na§tee]

shaving. boys, that is. not, er, me. is that weird? i don't think that's too out there.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^^^whenever I do that I'm usually such a flurry of excitement, you'd need one of those cameras they use in sports coverage now to track the ball.

Edit: The zipper thing.

[HOTWIFE]

^^^^whenever I do that I'm usually such a flurry of excitement, you'd need one of those cameras they use in sports coverage now to track the ball.

Edit: The zipper thing.
god why'd you have to make me think about this stuff right now. i got work to do!!!!:mad:

[skra75]

I do stupid normal shit and it turns on my gf, like putting on my glasses, or reading in bed. it's fairly awesome.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Commitment!

[HOTWIFE]

oh and a guy in just a wife-beater and jeans....mmmmm

i should have just thought about this and made just one post.

[bigblu89]

The area on a woman below the neck, but above the breast.

The whole shoulder area.

[abcdefz]

A woman just wearing her undies and one of my shirts in the morning time. No idea why, but it used to make me just nuts.

[mikizee]

the part of a womans body that is from below the belly button to the top of her V. sexy.

oh yeah, and glasses TOTALLY

[QueenAdrock]

shaving. boys, that is. not, er, me. is that weird? i don't think that's too out there.

Yeah, boys transforming from their bad-boy selves to being all nice and clean and presentable. They'll just go back to being rugged and manly in a couple of hours though. Hot.

I love shaving boys' faces too. When they say "I dunno, I don't know if you'll do a good job" I'm like, "HEY! I have to shave my legs a HELL OF A LOT MORE than you have to shave your face." I mean, at least they can go without shaving for a bit and not be called gross. I'd like to think I have a lot more shaving experience than they do, and therefore they should trust me. Plus come on, I want to. It's fun.


OH! Boys in sometimes-glasses. Like needing them for reading or watching TV, but not all the time. Because when they wear them all the time, you get used to them, but if they put them on every once in a while....mmmm yeah.

[ggirlballa]

baggy pants

[na§tee]

Yeah, boys transforming from their bad-boy selves to being all nice and clean and presentable. They'll just go back to being rugged and manly in a couple of hours though. Hot.

I love shaving boys' faces too. When they say "I dunno, I don't know if you'll do a good job" I'm like, "HEY! I have to shave my legs a HELL OF A LOT MORE than you have to shave your face." I mean, at least they can go without shaving for a bit and not be called gross. I'd like to think I have a lot more shaving experience than they do, and therefore they should trust me. Plus come on, I want to. It's fun.
fucking.. FUCK. yes. omg. YES. although i am a fan of the more hard stubble approach myself, i don't mind a silky smooth face if it means witnessing shaving.

i love shaving a man's face, that is what i was more suggesting rather than watching them do it. it is too fucking hot. dear lord. i think it is extremely intimate and trusting, i dunno. agh. /grinds teeth.

[-T-]

Interesting with the face shaving.

[Caribou]

I like a bit of stubble on a guy. But subtle stubble. When the stubble starts to resemble an arab beard, It's more yuck than yum.

I also love it when they really get into music. I notice this with my mates. Normally they're a bit quiet and nerdy, but when they're at a gig they just let themselves go. It's sweet. They like close their eyes and do some air drumming or just get so excited and run straight into the mosh pit and come back all covered in sweat and with the hugest grin on their face.

<3

[Lex Diamonds]

I like men with massive willys and tight bumholes, but I'm not definitely not gay... is that weird?

[hitmonlee]

caps

we go into a pub/club and i spot a guy in a cap he's the one i stalk for the evening

[zorra_chiflada]

slide guitar and blues chords. no shit. oh and drop d tuning.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh and zeppelinesque riffs. music has a huge effect on me.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I thought hitmonlee said capes.

"He's the dude who laughs sadistically while counting his change."

[Odie]

Two words for you...

Tits

[QueenAdrock]

Oh! I know another on. Sweaty man-smell. But not like "I haven't taken a shower, catch a whiff of me" sweaty smell. But "It's the end of the day and I'm so manly my scent has overpowered my deodorant and cologne, but just barely." Enough for it to mix with all the other yummy smells and just smell like MAN. A slight cologne smell or an axe deodorant smell is good. NOT OVERPOWERING, BOYS! TOO MUCH = GROSS! So slightly cologney and slightly sweaty. It's hot. :cool:

[hitmonlee]

good spelling and punctuation turns me on.

[Lo_Lyfe]

good spelling and punctuation turns me on.
Thanks. (y)

[funk63]

vaginas.

[trailerprincess]

Gimp suits

[mikizee]

sharp knives and rape charges

[trailerprincess]

That reminds me - my knives are blunt from neighbour slaughtering session.

[avignon]

I like it when I catch him watching me. Like just fixing a drink or combing my hair and he's in the room doing whatever and I just glance over and see him watching me. That's hot. Or when we're watching tv together and he's just absently rubbing his fingertips on my skin really lightly, like on my arm or thigh, without really thinking about doing it.

[QueenAdrock]

Or when we're watching tv together and he's just absently rubbing his fingertips on my skin really lightly, like on my arm or thigh, without really thinking about doing it.

Yes! Or in the hair. I love when guys just absentmindedly run their fingers through your hair when you're both chillin' on the couch or something. I loooove having my hair touched.

[skra75]

a girl that is so drunk that she is sweating to the point where she has huge armpit stains, yeah that's hot.

[Lo_Lyfe]

a girl that is so drunk that she is sweating to the point where she has huge armpit stains, yeah that's hot.
Girls giving the finger at the same time as this

[mikizee]

Half cut iceberg lettuces and armchairs.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Not an everyday perversion like my other ones, but a lady reachng for the peen during fore-tang is always sweet.

[camo]

geordies!

[Lo_Lyfe]

When I was a teenager, women on the bus used to turn me on.

[ET]

Madonna.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Madonna.
Yeah, word. And not even the Erotica one. I'd shag the vocal track off 'Get into the Groove'.

Did many people want to do it to their friends mothers' when they were younger? Or fathers, for the ladies?

[ET]

Them tittays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmW2XwU5dB4) did weird things to me as a kid. Also, lol @ Indiana Jones.

[HOTWIFE]

DIGI

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah sure girls only have to shave their legs


naive cunts!

[kleptomaniac]

is the back of yauch's head a weird turn-on? 'cause i'm so guilty! :o

my biggest turn-on are those fingers of his of course, i thought that one was too obvious though. :p

[cosmo105]

fucking.. FUCK. yes. omg. YES. although i am a fan of the more hard stubble approach myself, i don't mind a silky smooth face if it means witnessing shaving.

i love shaving a man's face, that is what i was more suggesting rather than watching them do it. it is too fucking hot. dear lord. i think it is extremely intimate and trusting, i dunno. agh. /grinds teeth.
ooh. that sounds fun. i should try it.

yeah, i love just a wee bit of stubble. and i love, love wearing his shirts to bed. that faint hint of his scent, the soap he uses, the cologne he uses...mmnarf.

i like finding his hairs on me, or in my backpack or something when i'm at school. it's like he's marking his territory. i love watching him play bass - the way he sticks his tongue out just a teensy bit and is concentrating so intently. it's so natural for him, though, that it doesn't even look like effort.

when his man hair pops out a little bit from a low collar. just a tiny bit. i don't mean like a beast with a gold medallion nestled in chest fur type thing, but it's kind of sexy. shoulders. his figure in just jeans and a plain shirt. when i catch him staring at one of photos or something and he minimizes the window really quick :D

[cosmo105]

is the back of yauch's head a weird turn-on? 'cause i'm so guilty! :o

my biggest turn-on are those fingers of his of course, i thought that one was too obvious though. :p
fucking grossest post ever, please stop with the creepy obsession

[kleptomaniac]

i told you i can't help it!

[QueenAdrock]

You'll grow out of it. I had some weird Horovitz obsessions when I was 16, too.

[roosta]

heterosexual intercourse

[fucktopgirl]

i like seeing flies fucking!

[HEIRESS]

when someone tells me Im a good cook.

not that Ive had the chance to cook for anyone for almost a good year or anything, but yeah, that used to be fun to hear.

[kleptomaniac]

You'll grow out of it.

it's not happening for me. really. :p

[jabumbo]

when someone tells me Im a good cook.


i like cooking for people in general. just having someone eating up something that i made is great.

just the other day my old roommate was at my graduation party and my mom had made rigatoni, and she told me that it was obvious that i didn't make the sauce for it because mine always had a distinctive kick to it. htat made me happy (y)

[QueenAdrock]

it's not happening for me. really. :p

I can just imagine what the wedding (http://www.buec.udel.edu/pollacks/images/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%20and%20Howard%20Marshall.gi f) will be like once you turn legal! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/935000/images/_937569_annanicole300.jpg)

[ggirlballa]

baggy pants as i said previously but also when the ass area is sagging lol yes i find that hot

[Justin]

girls that go to baseball games wearing jerseys!

[kleptomaniac]

I can just imagine what the wedding (http://www.buec.udel.edu/pollacks/images/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%20and%20Howard%20Marshall.gi f) will be like once you turn legal! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/935000/images/_937569_annanicole300.jpg)

haha noooooo it won't be anything like that! that looks more like a funeral! :rolleyes:

edit: gaaaah i forgot they're both dead now, i'm horrible :(

[milleson]

Academics.

[SB00774]

Oh! I know another on. Sweaty man-smell. But not like "I haven't taken a shower, catch a whiff of me" sweaty smell. But "It's the end of the day and I'm so manly my scent has overpowered my deodorant and cologne, but just barely." Enough for it to mix with all the other yummy smells and just smell like MAN. A slight cologne smell or an axe deodorant smell is good. NOT OVERPOWERING, BOYS! TOO MUCH = GROSS! So slightly cologney and slightly sweaty. It's hot. :cool:


hells yeah!! I work in an office with suits all day and the metroness does my head in. I'm all about sports guys and this is one of the many reasons (y)

[Lo_Lyfe]

Has anyone ever bitten into a buttock hard enough to draw blood?

[funk63]

yeah

[funk63]

i was biting my gf's ass when she flexed her glutes and i broke a tooth.

[Lo_Lyfe]

i was biting my gf's ass when she flexed her glutes and i broke a tooth.
awesome.

[Lyman Zerga]

guys scratching their crotches through the pants
looking at them taking a piss (from behind)

actually i would only like it when im attracted to that guy

[jabumbo]

Academics.


i love it when, if i ask about what subject a test was on, and they actually give me a real run down of the subject instead of just telling me two words because i probably owuldnt understand it anyway

its even better when they can actually make the desciption into something that i could undestand to some extent