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avignon
05-01-2007, 05:06 AM
fitness water
death tax
fat free pork
the word lightning as a verb (it's thundering and lightninging)
talk radio or rather people who listen to it
metrosexual
vests and skorts and any hybrid clothing
the Wayans brothers
British cuisine
how the magic eraser works
note: This thread will be updated the more confused I become.
people who eat at Mcdonalds and order diet coke
how darren fletcher plays for the united first team
How come scientists refer to 'Dark Matter' but still can't actually explain what it is.
Why people like Star Trek.
Writers block/Creative block, why does this occur?
The masking tool in photoshop (it's full use).
Why people prefer PC's over Macs.
Relgion.
Life after death, ghosts etc
Why/how my dark clothes seem to always get covered in lint when I wash them.
Why the thought of going swimming makes my stomach feel sick, even though I'm a decent swimmer.
Why I never refer to having a 1:1 degree. I should be proud, yet I feel funny about mentioning it.
avignon
05-01-2007, 05:29 AM
^nicely done. And by the way, there are a lot of things that happen while doing the laundry that I don't understand. Lint is a big one. But why is it that sometimes my jeans will come out of the dryer wrinkled beyond recognition and yet other times they come out ready to wear?
^nicely done. And by the way, there are a lot of things that happen while doing the laundry that I don't understand. Lint is a big one. But why is it that sometimes my jeans will come out of the dryer wrinkled beyond recognition and yet other times they come out ready to wear?
thanks. Also how do towels sometimes come out of the washer a lot less damp than some t-shirts? I thought the purpose of a towel was to soak up liquids?
avignon
05-01-2007, 05:50 AM
Why is it illegal to buy bread at 2am in Amsterdam? I mean, what if you get the munchies or have to feed your hooker?
how people can draw circles and amazing pictures using an etch-a-sketch
why do vegetarian people eat things based on the things that they choose not to eat.
Fake bacon anyone?
avignon
05-01-2007, 05:59 AM
why do vegetarian people eat things based on the things that they choose not to eat.
Fake bacon anyone?
That's just like a lesbian wanting to date a woman who looks extremely manly! I mean, what's the point then?
That's just like a lesbian wanting to date a woman who looks extremely manly! I mean, what's the point then?
lol (y)
avignon
05-01-2007, 06:05 AM
thanks. Also how do towels sometimes come out of the washer a lot less damp than some t-shirts? I thought the purpose of a towel was to soak up liquids?
Ok, let's talk about fabric softener. I'm convinced the whole thing has been a scam from the beginning. They always said you had to add it at a certain time during the washing, but then they made the Downy ball. Well, how did the freaking ball know when to release it? And now, Tide comes with the Downy premixed in! One step! So, no I do not believe I ever had to add the fabric softener at a certain time! It never mattered. I could have always added it at the beginning and been done with it! All those wasted years.
venusvenus123
05-01-2007, 06:12 AM
people who eat at Mcdonalds and order diet coke
having a 1:1 degree, i'm surprised you can't work this out.
a. diet coke tastes better than full fat coke
b. why rot your teeth? (altho my dentist says diet coke is not good for your teeth)
c. why consume even MORE calories than you already are??? coke contains the emptiest calories on the mcdonald's menu.
ps. i rarely go to mcdonald's; i prefer burger king if i eat junk. i also avoid fries... so maybe i'm allowed a diet coke too.
pps. congrats on getting a first.
having a 1:1 degree, i'm surprised you can't work this out.
a. diet coke tastes better than full fat coke
b. why rot your teeth? (altho my dentist says diet coke is not good for your teeth)
c. why consume even MORE calories than you already are??? coke contains the emptiest calories on the mcdonald's menu.
ps. i rarely go to mcdonald's; i prefer burger king if i eat junk. i also avoid fries... so maybe i'm allowed a diet coke too.
pps. congrats on getting a first.
Sorry I must have slept through the 'Diet coke' part of my degree!
I don't think diet tastes better. If it did there would be no reason to buy full fat coke. I suppose it's just a matter of preference in the end.
The bit I don't understand is more to do with the person assuming that buying the diet coke cancels out some of the shit that they have just eaten.
pps. Thanks (y)
Pres Zount
05-01-2007, 07:11 AM
Can you shutup about your degree, camo?
Can you shutup about your degree, camo?
sure thing boss
Otis Driftwood
05-01-2007, 07:55 AM
why do vegetarian people eat things based on the things that they choose not to eat.
Fake bacon anyone?
Dude, I can only speak for myself, but it's not about taste. I don't think it's strange remembering some animal tasting alike a substitute product. But I don't wanna be responsible for the animal to be killed and consumed. I think it's very simple. I have no problem with the taste just the MURDER industry. Moot point I say. Anyway, I get this a lot and it fits right in your thread issue: So you're a vegetarian and you smoke. Lol, do people actually know tobacco is not made of meat?
Parkey
05-01-2007, 07:59 AM
talk radio or rather people who listen to it
Does Radio 4 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/) count as talk radio? If so, we'll meet in the carpark after work... Queensbury Rules.
Emperor Ming
05-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Can you shutup about your degree, camo?
Ignore him son, I sense envy in this earthling.
Do tell.
mikizee
05-01-2007, 09:15 AM
why am i not rich?
Ignore him son, I sense envy in this earthling.
Do tell.
wha?
Lo_Lyfe
05-01-2007, 09:24 AM
Why they're putting out a cocktail album.
MC Moot
05-01-2007, 09:38 AM
fitness water
death tax
fat free pork
the word lightning as a verb (it's thundering and lightninging)
talk radio or rather people who listen to it
metrosexual
vests and skorts and any hybrid clothing
the Wayans brothers
British cuisine
how the magic eraser works
note: This thread will be updated the more confused I become.
I love your stand up work,Mr Carlin.......(y)
Why they're putting out a cocktail album.
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skra75
05-01-2007, 09:45 AM
Baxter Stockman
Plo Koon
The whole Jango Fett / Boba Fett thing
those converse that already have the backs ripped out that fat girls wear
Jurrassic Park 3
bicycle shorts
wearing boots unlaced
the do-rag under baseball hat look that was really popular a few years ago
french people
how soy sauce can stay good forever
the Tri-Centinal from Transformers
trailerprincess
05-01-2007, 09:55 AM
People who wear open toe shoes with socks/tights/stockings etc
How accents come to be
People who think it's acceptable to litter
The 'safety' procedures for when planes land on water - hahahahaha
Why is it illegal to buy bread at 2am in Amsterdam?
Do You have any evidence to back this claim up?
Otis Driftwood
05-01-2007, 10:56 AM
People who wear open toe shoes with socks/tights/stockings etc
Yeah, or people walking with their laces untied or with no laces at all. So you're uncomfortable walking just to look like you wanna be in "Instyle" magazine? Sux!
Lyman Zerga
05-01-2007, 11:53 AM
That's just like a lesbian wanting to date a woman who looks extremely manly! I mean, what's the point then?
cause they dont want cock (but pussy lol)BUT a manly partner who takes care of them
bi sexual girls who want manly woman dont make any sense!
Lyman Zerga
05-01-2007, 11:54 AM
french people
exactly
Lyman Zerga
05-01-2007, 11:55 AM
Dude, I can only speak for myself, but it's not about taste. I don't think it's strange remembering some animal tasting alike a substitute product. But I don't wanna be responsible for the animal to be killed and consumed. I think it's very simple. I have no problem with the taste just the MURDER industry. Moot point I say. Anyway, I get this a lot and it fits right in your thread issue: So you're a vegetarian and you smoke. Lol, do people actually know tobacco is not made of meat?
wtf?
Otis Driftwood
05-01-2007, 12:02 PM
Camo was saying he can't understand vegetarians buying a tofu-steak that's got a "Tastes just like REAL steak" sticker slapped on it. I was like "Gimme, gimme if it's not made outta animal"...
fucktopgirl
05-01-2007, 12:05 PM
there is a lot of things that i don't comprehend...... nothing make sense really, if you think about it!
But love, is something i cannot understand anymore, and the truth, i am questioning myself about it essence.....Is it real or just a fucking illusion?!
ON a lighter note, man who put gel shit in their hair, like wtf??
Female who put foundation makeup,like you can totally see that you paint your face, just stop it already, plus your skin don't breath.
cookiepuss
05-01-2007, 12:50 PM
why do actors get married to eachother when they are just going to fuck around with thier next co-star?
synch
05-01-2007, 05:22 PM
Do You have any evidence to back this claim up?
I was telling her how I loved buying freshly baked bread in the middle of the night when the bakery is closed. They aren't allowed to be open because you need a separate license but if you know where to go you can sneak in and buy fresh bread and cream cheese bagels while they are in the back baking. If the bread police catches them selling things in the middle of the night they could get a hefty fine.
You can legally get a hooker 24-7 though.
Otis Driftwood
05-01-2007, 05:28 PM
Who needs hookers when you can get 24h fresh bread? :confused:
funk63
05-01-2007, 06:18 PM
why the universe is black
Lyman Zerga
05-02-2007, 08:02 AM
Camo was saying he can't understand vegetarians buying a tofu-steak that's got a "Tastes just like REAL steak" sticker slapped on it. I was like "Gimme, gimme if it's not made outta animal"...
so youre a vegetarian? what about our weisswurscht romance?
Otis Driftwood
05-02-2007, 12:51 PM
so youre a vegetarian? what about our weisswurscht romance?
I like my wurscht alive and mooing or grunting or whatever. We'll just have a Frühschoppe! (y)
abcdefz
05-02-2007, 12:59 PM
I don't understand people (in my culture) with NO concept of personal space.
Like, this morning, at the bus stop. I'm sitting on this bench, eating my scone, drinking my coffee. No one else is there until the next dude shows up. He stands RIGHT BEHIND ME, like, eighteen inches away, and starts drinking his coffee.
Now, the platform area we're in is about 20-25 yards long. There are several other benches, a few other trash cans, and the entire area is equally lit. I was like, "What the fuck!?" That's just creepy.
wanton wench
05-02-2007, 01:01 PM
people who buy 4 wheel drive vehicles and dont know how to drive them.
also
people with no common sense.
people with bad breath. (how could you not know)
people who lie.
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