I bet my roommate jerks off like there's no tomorrow

[QueenAdrock]

He's a straight male living with 3 other girls. He's surrounded with half-naked girls all the time, and we leave our bras and crap everywhere. Plus, he hasn't gotten any in a while.

I should probably keep closer track of my underpants.

[Rock On]

Mercy-Fuck?

One of you needs to help the lad out.

[kleptomaniac]

He's a straight male living with 3 other girls.

four's company?

[QueenAdrock]

Mercy-Fuck?

One of you needs to help the lad out.

One of my girlfriends was really drunk and said "You know, I could fuck him if I wanted to," to which I completely cock-blocked, because our roommate is like a brother to us. An old college buddy. And we don't let people within our group fornicate with one another, because it's pretty much inbreeding by our standards.

I'm trying to hook him up with my co-worker, though. :cool:

[roosta]

One of my girlfriends was really drunk and said "You know, I could fuck him if I wanted to," to which I completely cock-blocked, because our roommate is like a brother to us. An old college buddy. And we don't let people within our group fornicate with one another, because it's pretty much inbreeding by our standards.

I'm trying to hook him up with my co-worker, though. :cool:

that's bad form, for shame on the cock-block.

let a brother get some.

[na§tee]

i live with a lesbian, and a gay man. we're just trying to exhaust all the sexuality options here.

we have a fair bit of russian gay porn and, um, box sets of the l word and fingersmith and all that lovely lesbian stuff.

[roosta]

box sets of the l word and fingersmith and all that lovely lesbian stuff.

hook a brother up

[mikizee]

He's a straight male living with 3 other girls. He's surrounded with half-naked girls all the time, and we leave our bras and crap everywhere. Plus, he hasn't gotten any in a while.

I should probably keep closer track of my underpants.


And it turns you on, doesn't it.

Admit it.

[Lex Diamonds]

One of my girlfriends was really drunk and said "You know, I could fuck him if I wanted to," to which I completely cock-blocked.
Don't try and justify it, cockblocking is never acceptable. Especially if the girl herself wants it and it's just one of her friends stopping her. If this guy hasn't had any in a while then cockblocking him is just cruel, evil even.

[Lex Diamonds]

OMG you changed your avatar! I miss the old one. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

:(

I never even got to ask... what the hell was it?

[na§tee]

hook a brother up
lesbian sex gets boring after a while. serious.
er, watching it. not doing it, i'm thinking.

hmm, actually, maybe not. they're certainly creative, i'll give them that! (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

*saves the day*

[QueenAdrock]

Don't try and justify it, cockblocking is never acceptable. Especially if the girl herself wants it and it's just one of her friends stopping her. If this guy hasn't had any in a while then cockblocking him is just cruel, evil even.

Pffff. She was drunk as hell, she wants to fuck anyone at that point. I know she'd wake up in the morning and be like "I fucked Doug? What the hell did I do that for?" and it'd just be super-awkward for all of us.

Plus, I'm trying to hook him up with a co-worker. I'm trying to get him some, just not from any of our close friends.

[QueenAdrock]

Does mean I have to give back the pair that I took?


Nah, they look nice on you.

[abcdefz]

i live with a lesbian, and a gay man. we're just trying to exhaust all the sexuality options here.



You need to find a sports writer.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

his name is doug

[QueenAdrock]

I know. We all hum along to that stupid cartoon theme song whenever he comes in the room. You'd think it'd get old, and it probably has, but we still do it.

[QueenAdrock]

:o
Thanks. My ass does look nice in them. Not as good as yours, but it is a rather flattering cut.

Got any mesh ones with same cut? I'm feeling kind of saucy today.

Who the hell do you think I am? I ONLY have cotton bikini-cut. Be grateful for the pair I let you have, because I'm now all out of hot pink. :mad:

[na§tee]

doug and diana. diana and doug. douganddiana. diananddougdiananadndoughdianaadouggh.

hmm, could work! :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

Aww, man. No way.

Though he was pretty hot as an Oompa Loompa. (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2662976150098138319BiAjGJ?vhost=good-times) He was talking to a gay K-Street hooker there, so I don't know how much I trust his taste, though.

[King of Rock $]

Maybe even on you, while you are asleep.

[TurdBerglar]

that's not sleep boogers in your eye!

[Lex Diamonds]

Aww, man. No way.

Though he was pretty hot as an Oompa Loompa. (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2662976150098138319BiAjGJ?vhost=good-times) He was talking to a gay K-Street hooker there, so I don't know how much I trust his taste, though.
Looks like he's drinking brown sauce.

[skra75]

that's bad form, for shame on the cock-block.

let a brother get some.

agreed, shit ain't cool.
don't underestimate a guy's ability to separate love from sex pls.

[Loppfessor]

One of my girlfriends was really drunk and said "You know, I could fuck him if I wanted to," to which I completely cock-blocked, because our roommate is like a brother to us. An old college buddy. And we don't let people within our group fornicate with one another, because it's pretty much inbreeding by our standards.

I'm trying to hook him up with my co-worker, though. :cool:

I thought you were cool man!! Ouch! You shoulda let them do it so you could forever torment them..."Hey remember the time you two fucked??"

[QueenAdrock]

How does every guy in this thread miss that I say "I'm trying to hook him up with my coworker instead"? It's not like I'm keeping him from getting any, I'm just trying to get any from his friend of 6 years. Seriously, that has awkward written all over it, especially considering how tight-knit my group of friends is.

If you all know of some slutty yet clean and pretty girls in the DC area, by all means give me their number so I can forward it to the guy.

[Loppfessor]

You should give him weekly blow jobs if you're such good friends....oh and I saw the coworker thing but if you were really lookin out for him you would do that and let him sleep with the roomie

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Totally. I need phone numbers so I can be like "You want to fuck a cute 23-year old male? Yeah? WELL THAT'S TOO BAD IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!" *click*

My plan's working perfectly. :cool:

[abcdefz]

I didn't know "cockblocking" was a term that could be applied to women.

I would think you cockblocked him, but not her. Unless she's a sportswriter.

[abcdefz]

Though he was pretty hot as an Oompa Loompa. (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2662976150098138319BiAjGJ?vhost=good-times)



That fake tan stuff is nasty. :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

I use it both ways. Anytime there's a cock to be blocked, it's cockblocking.

[Big Gus]

I really can't believe the cockblocking here. You should have totally let the other roomy hump him.

I feel really sorry for the poor guy. Can't get a piece, his housemates cockblocking him.

Harsh as fuck.

[QueenAdrock]

I'm sensing some of the guys here may speak from bitter personal experiences with cockblockers. No girls have really commented how messed up it was that I prevented my friend from making a mistake. :p

[Drederick Tatum]

you're thinking about this far too much. just let whatever happens happen.

[QueenAdrock]

Funny enough, she's not my roommate. Just a close friend of all of ours. I don't know why people started to referring to the girl as the roommate.

[trailerprincess]

I flashed my neighbour yesterday.

[Drederick Tatum]

I was under the impression that you cockblocked in order to keep the domestic scene stable. if she's not even living with you guys, then let them go at it.

[QueenAdrock]

I was under the impression that you cockblocked in order to keep the domestic scene stable. if she's not even living with you guys, then let them go at it.

She's over here enough. I'm telling you, my friends are more like family. We've all been friends with the boy for 6 years, and the girls have been friends with each other as long as 18 years. It's total inbreeding by our standards. She agreed the next day it would have been a bad idea.

[trailerprincess]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighbor...Holy Shit Kids! Lookie there!!!

I wish I was your neighbor.

And it was red undies day.

But still no knock at the door for 'a cup of sugar'

What's a girl got to do FFS?

[Big Gus]

What? She doesn't even live in the house?! That makes the cockblock 10 times worse...

[jabumbo]

i'd venture to say that he jerks off less frequently due to the fact that he is living with the 3 of you

[QueenAdrock]

Sigh. Nobody reads anymore.

[QueenAdrock]

And what's more, I just stopped my friend from having sex with him because she was drunk as hell and she'd regret it. To this day, he still doesn't know that she wanted to fuck him, he didn't even try to get with her. So if anything, you all should be standing up for my friend, since I cockblocked her, not the roommate. :mad:

[The Notorious LOL]

dude they wanted to fuck so why did you cockblock him from doing sex to her anus and also why are you depriving him of sex?

[Rock On]

QueenCockblock

[QueenAdrock]

I hate you all. :mad:

[Rock On]

Just wondering, if you all are like "Family" why would you think he's cranking one out, that'd be like doing it while think of your sister.

[QueenAdrock]

I don't think he's cranking one out to any of US, but I do think we're implanting things in his mind all the time. I mean, we leave our bras everywhere and have our girlfriends over and talk about sex and boys and all that girly crap, he's surrounded by it on a daily basis. I would think that the estrogen overload would have an impact on him. I'm almost positive he wouldn't think of any of us, I know he's got a new interest he met a week or two ago so I'm hoping he's just thinking of her instead.

[QueenAdrock]

:mad:

I dunno, I always thought that we just made him think of sex a lot, but I don't think he'd actually masturbate to the thought of doing one of us. Although, it may be that there's some sort of disconnect in that all of my girlfriends view our friends as family which is why we'd never cross that invisible boundary and actually do something with the guys we're friends with, whereas the guys would give that up in a second because they're horny bastards and don't think like girls do.

Gaah, gross. If that's the case, I'm gonna start wearing sweatpants more.

[abcdefz]

:mad:

I dunno, I always thought that we just made him think of sex a lot, but I don't think he'd actually masturbate to the thought of doing one of us.




I've never had an attractive (platonic) female roommate that I didn't think about. Are you kidding? It's part of the fantasy. There's always that chance that she'll slip into your room at night and wake you in the nicest way.

I'm flashing back to one girl even now.

[Big Gus]

You had to suck 4 guys asses?

Yeah that wouldn't be great.

QueenCockBlock - i told my girl co-workers about this travesty today. They were shocked. :p

[QueenAdrock]

That I kept my friend from doing something she'd regret? I'm sure they were all sickened. :p

[abcdefz]

I think you were jealous.

[Big Gus]

That I kept my friend from doing something she'd regret? I'm sure they were all sickened. :p

How do you know she'd regret it? It's already been said in the thread but, just, no! Cockblocking amongst girls is the worst thing ever.

[Videodrome]

Cockblocking amongst girls is the worst thing ever.
a harsh reality most men face at least once.

[Rock]

haha @ queencockblock

[QueenAdrock]

How do you know she'd regret it?

She agreed the next day it would have been a bad idea.


And I'm going to say this the last time. I didn't cockblock my roommate, I cockblocked my girlfriend. He didn't want any from her, otherwise he would have been trying to get it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Believe me, men want sex from about 80% of women. Especially if he hasn't had any in a while. Sex within groups of friends doesn't make it awkward, if anything it makes you more comfortable. I have enjoyed intimate physical relationships with about 80% of my close group of female friends and if anything it just makes you feel more comfortable. It clears the air and there isn't any tension cuz you're thinking "yep we did it, got it over with and can get on with being friends". Plus when you fall out about shit you can just have flashbacks to when they were sucking your dick and it makes you feel like you've already won the argument. :D(y)

Anyway, I guarantee if he ever knew about what happened he would be pissed off at you. And chances are your girlfriend said she woulda regretted it so you didn't feel like a total cockblocker.

Cockblocker.

[QueenAdrock]

:rolleyes:

You guys are really making me lose faith in the male species, you really are. I'm going home and talking to him about it and seeing what he says, this afternoon.

[Rock]

haha @ queencockblock

[b i o n i c]

Plus when you fall out about shit you can just have flashbacks to when they were sucking your dick and it makes you feel like you've already won the argument. :D(y)


so wrong but - oh ma gott - that made me chuckle three and a half times in a staccato-like fashion.

[Lex Diamonds]

:rolleyes:

You guys are really making me lose faith in the male species, you really are. I'm going home and talking to him about it and seeing what he says, this afternoon.
Shit I don't wanna get into this with you but it is quite a serious problem amongst girls. If I wanted to fuck a girl in my circle of friends, no matter how drunk I was or how awkward it might be for the few weeks afterwards, and my friend tried to prevent it I'd probably say "since when is where I dip my wick any of your goddamn business, motherfucker?!"

All the gossiping and banding together to choose who each other should and shouldn't sleep with, it's just kinda... bitchy. It promotes negative stereotypes about women, plus it's fucking frustrating as far as the guy's concerned.

[Lex Diamonds]

so wrong but - oh ma gott - that made me chuckle three and a half times in a staccato-like fashion.
What's "so wrong" about it? Everyone knows guys think about sex every three seconds, and it's the best way to stop yourself getting stressed when a lady friend is pissing you off. You just look at her and think "haha you had my willy in your mouth :D".

[b i o n i c]

in your case she can also think, 'haha he ate my baloon-knot'. its just funny

[Lex Diamonds]

in your case she can also think, 'haha he ate my baloon-knot'. its just funny
Nah I don't do that to a lady unless she's special. She's gotta earn that shit mayne. And she knows it will be worth it, I don't fucks about down under.;)

[b i o n i c]

something tells me you munch a lot of carpet, mr. paddy. thats not necessarily an insult

[QueenAdrock]

All the gossiping and banding together to choose who each other should and shouldn't sleep with, it's just kinda... bitchy. It promotes negative stereotypes about women, plus it's fucking frustrating as far as the guy's concerned.


She didn't want to, she's an out of control drunk! If you want the specifics, she's gotten so out of control when she's been drinking, she has gone cold turkey and refused to even go out to bars with us, even if she's not drinking. She doesn't want to be put in a situation where alcohol is present, because then she feels obligated to drink, which in turn makes her horny and want to fuck random guys, which she has told me she DOES NOT WANT TO DO. She can't help herself when she drinks, so she has just stopped drinking altogether.

So if by my cockblocking her from making a mistake WHICH SHE AGREED WOULD HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA THE NEXT MORNING is considered to be evil, so be it. It's crap that you guys just think "Oh poor guy, he didn't get pussy," and don't take one second to think about how my friend would have felt if she had gone through with it and woken up with regrets.

Thus me losing faith in the male species.

[b i o n i c]

i dont think you did anything wrong. getting involved with someone like that, he woulda probably regretted it too, living with her OR SEEING HER ALL THE TIME. you twatblocked is what you did and ya done good.

[QueenAdrock]

He doesn't live with her, but she's over here almost all of the time with us.

Most of my friends naturally don't want to fuck within the group circle, that's just the way it works out; we're too close to one another. She's the only one who's given it thought, and like I stated, she's been out of control lately. Which is why me doing a favor for her and being called a cockblock in a negative "you're a bitch" sense for it is so frustrating. If I was doing it for my own selfish purposes because I didn't approve, that would be different.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm just saying, if they're good friends, he's "cute" and hasn't had sex in a while, there's not really much bad that can come from it. If you're all mature adults then any awkwardness would be gone within weeks.

[g-mile7]

Don't try and justify it, cockblocking is never acceptable. Especially if the girl herself wants it and it's just one of her friends stopping her. If this guy hasn't had any in a while then cockblocking him is just cruel, evil even.


Words from the Padster......sounds like an afternoon special

[DJ_Skrilla]

QueenCockblock

fo sure. thats fucked up. Let a fool get laid. Plus that oompa loompa picture is not helpin him get any. I hope he doesnt use that for his myspace.

point is: DONT cockblock

[Lo_Lyfe]

Having read and considered this thread, let me say that the cock-block is not cool. What's a little fun between friends? You can't guard his penis/her vagina forever, you know.

[Lo_Lyfe]

How could one even cock-block in the modern era? It's positively Victorian, according to some Historians.

[g-mile7]

How could one even cock-block in the modern era? It's positively Victorian, according to some Historians.
that rhymes

[QueenAdrock]

I love how none of you know how to read.

It was a twat-block. And she thanked me for it. So sorry for being a good friend to my girlfriend. :rolleyes:

[mikizee]

Apology accepted (begrudgingly)

[QueenAdrock]

The definition of "cockblock" as many of the guys in this thread are using, is a guy TRYING to get laid, and a girl jumping between the two and telling the girlfriend it's a bad idea and convincing her not to do it, thus not getting the guy laid.

What I did:

Friend: "I could fuck Doug if I wanted to."
Me: "Yeah, but you probably shouldn't. You're drunk and not thinking."
Friend: "Yeah, you're probably right."

It took no convincing. She didn't even say that she wanted to, she said IF she wanted to, she could. Nowhere did Doug try to get with her, and me stop it. Hell, she didn't even try to get with him, it was just a comment she made in passing and I told her it was dumb. She agreed, and thanked me the next day.

I don't get how that's cockblocking.

[mikizee]

The definition of "cockblock" as many of the guys in this thread are using, is a guy TRYING to get laid, and a girl jumping between the two and telling the girlfriend it's a bad idea and convincing her not to do it, thus not getting the guy laid.

What I did:

Friend: "I could fuck Doug if I wanted to."
Me: "Yeah, but you probably shouldn't. You're drunk and not thinking."
Friend: "Yeah, you're probably right."

It took no convincing. She didn't even say that she wanted to, she said IF she wanted to, she could. Nowhere did Doug try to get with her, and me stop it. Hell, she didn't even try to get with him, it was just a comment she made in passing and I told her it was dumb. She agreed, and thanked me the next day.

I don't get how that's cockblocking.


I'm sorry, what was that, QueenCockBlock?

I couldn't hear you over your very loud cockblocking.










































































cockblock.

[QueenAdrock]

:mad:

See, I get that half of you are teasing me. The other half needs to realize the situation and stop acting like I'm such a bitch.

[mikizee]

Its ok, I still admire and respect you.
















































BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


JK. Lady, you're allllllllllllllllllllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh t ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

The fact that he never knew about it is what makes it so despicable!

[synch]

I'm going home and talking to him about it and seeing what he says, this afternoon.I hope you don't/didn't. That's just weird for both of them.

[QueenAdrock]

I did, I asked him in general terms. I said "Hey, Doug, I was talking to someone earlier about this maybe you can help me. If I had a friend who mentioned in passing that she could have sex with another male friend if she wanted to and I told her it wasn't a good idea because she was drunk, by a male standpoint is that considered cockblocking?" He told me it's tough because it's questionable whether the girl would have actually done it or if she was just drunk-talking. But it could have been a cockblock, depending on the context and how adamant she was about it. I then said "Well, what if it was someone like Laura?" He laughed and said "Laura doesn't count. That girl humps everything when she's drunk and needs to calm herself down."

So...there you go.

[b i o n i c]

will you ask him if he really does steal your panties and jerk off like there's no tomorrow?

[King of Rock $]

yeah but, if you told him it was about him, he would have said something completely different.

[QueenAdrock]

He said in that situation, he might be upset if he were drunk and looking to get some from that specific girl. Which he was not.

[Lo_Lyfe]

SMH @ cockblock. rofl Queencockblock :D :D :D :D

[Dorothy Wood]

cort and like to say, "hit that shit". consequences be damned. we've never really regretted any random or friend we've made out with. except I do regret watching her make out with a few dudes who I didn't think were attractive or appropriate...bah, they still make funny stories.

however, in this case, I think maybe this girl needed a cockblocking. chronic sluttiness is a symptom of bigger problems. she needs to discover her own identity and figure out why she drinks to such excess and craves inappropriate sexual situations.

[mikizee]

She needs to come over to my house ;)

[Videodrome]

She didn't want to, she's an out of control drunk! If you want the specifics, she's gotten so out of control when she's been drinking, she has gone cold turkey and refused to even go out to bars with us, even if she's not drinking. She doesn't want to be put in a situation where alcohol is present, because then she feels obligated to drink, which in turn makes her horny and want to fuck random guys, which she has told me she DOES NOT WANT TO DO. She can't help herself when she drinks, so she has just stopped drinking altogether.

So if by my cockblocking her from making a mistake WHICH SHE AGREED WOULD HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA THE NEXT MORNING is considered to be evil, so be it. It's crap that you guys just think "Oh poor guy, he didn't get pussy," and don't take one second to think about how my friend would have felt if she had gone through with it and woken up with regrets.

Thus me losing faith in the male species.after further review; your blocking is acceptable and was done in good faith.