LAME JOKES

[paul jones]

What do you call a mexican/Spanish sheep with no back legs?





























Grassy Ass


What do you call the singer of The Stooges when he does his other job as a traffic warden?

































IGGY STOP!

[camo]

two fish swim into a wall.



















Dam!

[paul jones]

two fish swim into a wall.



















Dam!
we are the new Cannon & Ball(y)

[Yeti]

Knock Knock

[paul jones]

Knock Knock
who's there?

[Yeti]

Little Boy Blue

[abcdefz]

i hope this has nothing to do with jesus juice :(

[abcdefz]

"Little boy B-L-U-E" who?

[Lex Diamonds]

I opened the fridge the other day and the mayonnaise went "Close the door, I'm dressing! :(".

[Yeti]

Go ahead and say Little Boy Blue who

[abcdefz]

I opened the fridge the other day and the mayonnaise went "Close the door, I'm dressing! :(".



:D

[Lex Diamonds]

What's it meant to be? That's just the way I tell it, cuz it sounds like I'm just saying something normal. I'll be with my friends and say "I went to get a beer out of the fridge last night" or something, then BAM! punchline.

[abcdefz]

Go ahead and say Little Boy Blue who



I'm not going to get sucked into that. So to speak.

[Yeti]

A to the Z, you ruined my joke you lameass.

[abcdefz]

Just glad I could be there for ya.

Ask Joel -- he'll bite.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well isn't it supposed to be the salad dressing?
Nah, that's too obvious. It's not as funny if you've already said "dressing".

ASSHOLE!

[wanton wench]

what do you call a lonely fisherman?

[Parkey]

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?







































José and hose B...

[abcdefz]

what do you call a lonely fisherman?



Enquiring minds want to know!!!

[Yeti]

Sorry

[Yeti]

A master baiter

[wanton wench]

A master baiter
you stole my punch :(

[wanton wench]

what did 0 say to 8?

[wanton wench]

"hey man, nice belt"

:D

[abcdefz]

I didn't get it for a minute.

That probably doesn't work as well as an oral joke, huh?

[wanton wench]

no but its a good kids joke.

[jabumbo]

i went to a seafood disco last week.....and pulled a mussel

[camo]

A jump-lead walks into a bar.





















The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

[abcdefz]

I LOVE THIS THREAD I SWEAR

[camo]

Two peanuts walk into a bar





















One was a salted.

[Rock]

Little Boy Blue who?

[camo]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
















"No, because he's really heavy"

[Yeti]

Little Boy Blue who?

Little Boy Blew Michael Jackson

[abcdefz]

I coulda sworn that ship already sailed. :(

[Thundercracker]

what's the difference between sand and a baby?



you cannot pick up sand with a pitchfork.

[Rock]

I coulda sworn that ship already sailed. :(
It was boarded but never left the dock. Now it is officially out to sea.

[DIGI]

What's the name of the Mexican lady with no legs??























Cuntswaylow.

[DIGI]

What do you call to Mexicans playing basketball?
























Juan on Juan.

[DIGI]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand??






















Quattro Cinco.




(I'm sorry. I have a Mexican coworker and he's told me tons of these jokes. That all I can remember.)