Synchronized Menstruation in the workplace….

[MC Moot]

Holy duck and cover, men!......truly an amazing thing, nature is wicked!.....I’m one of 2 males in this matriarchal organization/profession and the 23 wonderful women we work with are alllll synched up...this place has just become a highly emotional, slightly dangerous, open flame around gasoline environment....and there’s an open market on Advil…….is there such a thing as “sympathetic menstruation”?……I feel fat today……:)

[zorra_chiflada]

lol differences between women and men. lol women and menstruation and liking women shit. lol men liking blowjobs and steak

[MC Moot]

I should be receiving danger pay for this entire week.....

[mikizee]

my friends from high school who were all chicks managed somehow to sync up. about 7 of them. weird how that happens.

[MC Moot]

No you don't, you look beautiful today. Did you get those Capris from Marchalls? And do you have any chocolate, it makes my cramps feel better.

ohhhhh....your so sweet...I'll put on some chamomille and get the hot water bottle....(y)

[QueenAdrock]

Nature wants to naturally sync up women, but I mean, what happens if you both are on the pill and have your periods come at different times? Does it fuck around with the pill or what? I live with 2 other chicks and they're both on the pill too, so it makes me wonder.

[abcdefz]

I thought a certain number of pills were placebos, so it would kind of force a few days' cycle each month.

[miss soul fire]

Rules of competition are so interesting!

[QueenAdrock]

I thought a certain number of pills were placebos, so it would kind of force a few days' cycle each month.

They are. I'm just wondering what hormones usually mix around in the air to make women sync up and if that would have any effect on how the pill works, like, if it overrules it and makes it void, or what.

[abcdefz]

They are. I'm just wondering what hormones usually mix around in the air to make women sync up and if that would have any effect on how the pill works, like, if it overrules it and makes it void, or what.


I dunno.


Paper covers rock. Does that help? :D

[MC Moot]

It's the gravatational effect of the moon and the olfactory system sensing pheromone changes.....that's the real culprit.....if I was god I'd steal the moon and then this issue might be resolved......:)

[abcdefz]

Why, I'd, I'd lasso the moon for ya!!!

[wanton wench]

actually this only happens so women who work together can go in on a case of tampons.

bulk is where its at man! the moon means nothing.

[abcdefz]

actually this only happens so women who work together can go in on a case of tampons.

bulk is where its at man! the moon means nothing.



...but what if only one takes jumbos?

[wanton wench]

thats why they sell the variety pack. :D

[MC Moot]

actually this only happens so women who work together can go in on a case of tampons.

bulk is where its at man! the moon means nothing.


"If men bled tampons would be free..." John Lennon

[abcdefz]

When I used to stock the vending machine in the women's bathroom, our supplier had one tampon to, uh, choose from. One.

I thought that was weird.

[MC Moot]

When I used to stock the vending machine in the women's bathroom, our supplier had one tampon to, uh, choose from. One.

I thought that was weird.

sanitary napkin.....I don't know why those 2 words make me grin....

[abcdefz]

These weren't sanitary napkins -- they were torpedoes.

I don't know why sanitary napkins seem less sanitary to me.

[wanton wench]

in a jam any size will do.


no pun.

[wanton wench]

I don't know why sanitary napkins seem less sanitary to me.

thats all in how you look at it. there is the before use and after use............

i'll just stop there.

[abcdefz]

in a jam any size will do.


no pun.


Speaking of jam --

Did you see the episode of House where the woman had used jelly as contraceptive? :D

[wanton wench]

"If men bled tampons would be free..." John Lennon
did you know a man invented the tampon? and i think a man invented the high heel shoe.

i think it was only to torture women.

[abcdefz]

did you know a man invented the tampon? and i think a man invented the high heel shoe.

i think it was only to torture women.



Football. Television. The perfect steak.

All men.

[Freebasser]

I misread this thread as "Synchronised Masturbation in the Workplace".

I want my money back.

[MC Moot]

did you know a man invented the tampon? and i think a man invented the high heel shoe.

i think it was only to torture women.


oh yeah,I hear you sister.....Gloria Steinem used to come over for tea and sympathy with my Ma......male contraception or lack thereof that's the largest conspiracy since Neil Armstong bouncing around a sound stage in Alameda California,pretending to be on the moon........:D

[MC Moot]

I misread this thread as "Synchronised Masturbation in the Workplace".

I want my money back.

no refunds,no exchanges....

[MC Moot]

That's right Freebie. And would you be a little honey lamb, one of my pads seems to have missed the trash can, will you put it in the trash for me?

Thank you puddin'.


Awww cmute why’d you have to go and make it all unseemly?.....visions of Turkish bathrooms dance through my head....:eek:

[Dorothy Wood]

LOL at "jumbo" sized tampons! one lady has an enormous cavern of a vagina....WE RAN OUT OF JUMBO TAMPONS FOR GLADYS! OH NOOOOOO!

tampons don't really come in sizes, they come in absorbencies


in other news, some of my girlfriends and I say, "I need to do a tee-pock transfer" when we have to change our tampons.

TAMPONS! AHOY!

[abcdefz]

It was actually a reference to the Whoopi-tampon scene in The Player. :o

[Dorothy Wood]

ohhh, I think I fell asleep during that movie.

[camo]

I might see if my colleagues are up for ' Synchronized masturbation in the workplace'.

I'll try and make it a friday afternoon thing.

[SB00774]

actually this only happens so women who work together can go in on a case of tampons.

bulk is where its at man! the moon means nothing.


true - it's not the moon, it's costco.


anyone read the Red Tent? all about the synching...

[funk63]

true - it's not the moon, it's costco.


anyone read the Red Tent? all about the synching...


dude your username blows.

[SB00774]

great - it'll save me having to (y)