bike saddles = taint pain

[TurdBerglar]

yeah they're called saddles because you really don't sit on them. you sit on seats. i need a taint massage.

[funk63]

yeah they're called saddles because you really don't sit on them. you sit on seats. i need a taint massage.

i didn't know they were called saddles..
you could always just, not ride bikes.

[Knuckles]

that's probably how you got your hemroid.

[Rock On]

What are you, 12?
Buy a car.

[kaiser soze]

or better yet...buy a new seat

my seat...ehem saddle is quite comfortable, even after a day on the trails

plus it's been eaten to pieces by squirrels

I guess it's that good!

[zorra_chiflada]

What are you, 12?
Buy a car.

hahaaaaaaa

i get pains in the inner groin area at the base of my pelvis bone thing.

[kaiser soze]

you get used to it, just gotta build up the muscles

when I first riding horses, it tore me up...but I got used to it

too bad I haven't been on a horse in over 3 years, I was gettin' good

[zorra_chiflada]

if you're cycling for long periods of time, it's always going to hurt. you don't really get used to it

[TurdBerglar]

you get use to it

[zorra_chiflada]

it still hurt me after ages
but i don't have a taint

[kaiser soze]

I'm used to it and I have balls

[kaiser soze]

maybe they're small balls.....oh well, makes for a better biking experience!

[TurdBerglar]

a taint is probably more durable than a vagina

[zorra_chiflada]

there is absolutely no evidence for that statement. maybe you should do some fucking research.

[TurdBerglar]

huhuh

[zorra_chiflada]

why is it called a taint? or a chode? or a grundle?

[TurdBerglar]

because if somone dipped it into some cake or something then it would be tainted

[zorra_chiflada]

because if somone dipped it into some cake or something then it would be tainted

oh that makes so much sense now. have you dipped it in cake? that's sick, dude. what about pie?

[Knuckles]

why is it called a taint? or a chode? or a grundle?
Because it ain't your balls and it ain't your asshole.

I don't know about those other two.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh oh ok. chode is confusing

[Rock On]

GISH is also an acceptable term

[-T-]

I thought a Chode was a Wang thats wider then it is long?



Yeah I used to ride hardcore back in the day and I did get used to it. I ended up with a small very lightweight seat(also very hard) on my bike. I rode a freinds bike the last week that has a decently comfortable seat and went a little bit down the street and I was in pain. I felt like a pussy. Definitely not used to it anymore.