My life would be less boring if

[-T-]

I was into drinking. I would have something to do tonight.The thing is It really does not do much for me. IDK drinking just seems waaay overrated.

[HOTWIFE]

I was into drinking. I would have something to do tonight.The thing is It really does not do much for me. IDK drinking just seems waaay overrated.
Dear -T-,

Please stop the use of 'IDK', and instead just write out the phrase 'i don't know'.

thanksabunch,

HOTWIFE

[-T-]

Dear HOTWIFE,

I will try my best, but It may slip once in a while. Now that I think about it I probably do that quite a bit.:o


Sincerely
-Troy

[Lyman Zerga]

I got pretty drunk last night.

My friends went back to one of their houses and left me on my own. One of them who is a girl saw my wiener, I don't remember that. I have a huge cut on my thumb which would probably be from trying to break into my friends car with scissors to put the bottle of bourbon I stole in. It was a pretty eventful night.


stop confusing me with your penis

but seriously who in australia didnt see me ehh.. your wiener?

[Otis Driftwood]

Drink 2 live, live 2 drink... :(