My vagina's in your fate.

[QueenAdrock]

What should I do for the summer? Come on pick, my mind isn't made up yet.

EDIT: I probably meant 'your hands' for this title, but uh, I've been kinda drunk this evening so pls ignore LOLOL. thx.

[funk63]

shave it.

[ericlee]

Gene Simmons said you should lick it up

[SB00774]

good topic. I'm probably going to want to impress someone this summer, and normally I shave, because wax makes me a chicken shit.

[ericlee]

Srsly (http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/32genesimmons.jpg)

[zorra_chiflada]

not talk about it on a message board?

[kaiser soze]

you grow hair in your snizz?

[Lo_Lyfe]

COCKBLOCKER!!!!!

[Lyman Zerga]

i thought you dont like vaginal hair

[Lyman Zerga]

does brett's opinion even count?

[QueenAdrock]

ahahahha, oh drunk diana.

whatever, i'm still interested in what people have to say. :p

[roosta]

not talk about it on a message board?

(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

You mean your pubes, don't ya? ;)

[Lyman Zerga]

i could talk about her vagina all day long

[QueenAdrock]

(y)

Why the heck not? I'm just wondering people's opinions of what they'd do in this situation/what they prefer on women. I don't think it's TMI or too out there, especially considering everything else people post on this board.

[Lyman Zerga]

wait.. what? this thread is about your vagina?

im feeling fooled


anyway back in the day i had the urge to dye my ex pubic hair pink :confuzzled:

[synch]

ahahahha, oh drunk diana.

whatever, i'm still interested in what people have to say. :pI love how you specified you had meant to say that your vagina is in our hands.

[Big Gus]

COCKBLOCKER!!!!!

Shit yeah! I don't believe in karma but if it does exist that your minge aint seeing no action cause of your... actions!

[QueenAdrock]

But it IS going to be seeing action, thus the poll. :p

[QueenAdrock]

I love how you specified you had meant to say that your vagina is in our hands.

I know. I saw that and was like, you know...last night I thought I was correcting myself but I probably just made it worse.

[Big Gus]

But it IS going to be seeing action, thus the poll. :p

Hopefully it's shit action. Like, some "2 pump chump" action where he quickly withdraws and blows an inneffectial load over your best bedsheets.

Not really, i still feel sorry for the cockblock guy but I hope you have some good sexxxx!

[na§tee]

Hopefully it's shit action. Like, some "2 pump chump" action where he quickly withdraws and blows an inneffectial load over your best bedsheets.
LOL. pump chump. hahahaha. whitey.

i think she was more referring to the 'action' being her vagina maintenance, not sexing. but still.

i say do whatever turns you on, d :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

HA! Thanks. And I'm still trying to get him some. We had a party last night and he only missed it because he was at his grandma's 80th birthday party, shuttling old people to and from the party.

Now, being a do-gooder will definitely score him points with the wimmins, but he totally missed out on some drunk chicks last night.

[QueenAdrock]

i say do whatever turns you on, d :cool:

Definitely, I'm just wondering how much waxing hurts. I'm not sure which ladies have had it done on the board, though.

[Lyman Zerga]

i hope his grandmother is no cockblocker

[Lyman Zerga]

Definitely, I'm just wondering how much waxing hurts. I'm not sure which ladies have had it done on the board, though.


i only got it done with a tweezer machine, getting it waxed sounds like heaven compared to the toture machine

[QueenAdrock]

Jesus woman! Why would you do that? :(

[mikizee]

i want drunk chicks

[Big Gus]

Use it in action first before customising it Joel.

[kaiser soze]

where's the SNUKE option?

[Lyman Zerga]

i prefer it over itchy crotch

[QueenAdrock]

i want drunk chicks

Move to America, we've got a plethora. Haven't you seen all those commercials for the drunk chick DVDs? Yeah, America created that.

[mikizee]

Nope, we have no such commercials.

I'm in a sexual lull. I'm sick of all my fuck buddies. I want new ones.

[Big Gus]

Come to Scotland. For the price of some baccardi breezers and a kebab about 25% of the female population is within easy reach.

[QueenAdrock]

American slutty girls, caught on tape! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Gone_Wild) Look at how WILD they are! They show boobs! Amazing!

They really should have called it "Drunk girls gone slutty."

[mikizee]

American slutty girls, caught on tape! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Gone_Wild) Look at how WILD they are! They show boobs! Amazing!

They really should have called it "Drunk girls gone slutty."

Hmmmmm.... now where's my credit card....

[Big Gus]

American slutty girls suck compared to Scottsh Slutty Girls.

Baccardi and kebab and they not only have their "top" out but you are giving fingers while they give you a slobby one.

You can't beat it.

[na§tee]

gus speaks the truth.

i know someone who works in this shitey huge australian theme bar called walkabout in the city centre, he swears he saw a drunk slut sat on some boy's lap getting fisted. and yeah, bacardi breezers were probably involved. oh man, cranberry bacardi breezers (n) the devil's work.

[Big Gus]

Only last night I utilised the power of Breezer/Smirnoff Ice to gain an illicit blowie.

I think it's the heat and the alcohol (and probably the Bank holiday weekend).

[mikizee]

An informed decision can only be made after viewing pictures of the vagina in question.

Just sayin'.

Once again you speak the truth.

[Freebasser]

I read this as "My vagina's in your face".

I really, really need my eyes testing.

[QueenAdrock]

An informed decision can only be made after viewing pictures of the vagina in question.

Just sayin'.


Mmmm, no.

I'm surprised with how many people said shaving vs. Brazillian wax. I would think guys would jump all over the waxing option.

[Lyman Zerga]

the closet homos want a pussy to feel like a man's face

omg what did brett vote for???????????!

[QueenAdrock]

Shaving. Which also surprised me. What happened to boys loving waxing? Maybe it doesn't matter to them, as long as the results are similar.

[Lyman Zerga]

no, they want pussy that feels like a man's face

[abcdefz]

Either trim it or go natural. Bald vagina has disturbing associations.

[Rock]

Definitely, I'm just wondering how much waxing hurts. I'm not sure which ladies have had it done on the board, though.
I've been told a lot. Like a lot a lot. but the more you do it, the thinner the hairs (or something like that) get and the less it hurts until its just a quick and brief stinging.

Go with the wax.

[hitmonlee]

it hurts like fuck but the pain doesn't last for longer than a millisecond.

[Lyman Zerga]

tweezing/waxing is the same pain like getting tattooed

so ive heard

[Dorothy Wood]

I've waxed my own bikini line before. it hurt like a mother, but it was kinda fun. you should have it done by a professional though, with a good reputation. I took a really good waxing class with my mom once and learned a lot about different kinds of wax and all that jazz.

anyway, I just waxed my mustache this morning and it ruled.

so yeah, get professionally waxed. but you know, you don't have to do the whole thing. I think just shaping it up neatly and naturally is the best-looking.

[Junker]

I want to wax my crotch one day, to see what it feels like.
It feels like an extreme pain. But since you're a crazy mofo I suggest you go and wax it! :cool:

[Junker]

Mmmm, no.

I'm surprised with how many people said shaving vs. Brazillian wax. I would think guys would jump all over the waxing option.

I'm surprised too!
Brazilian wax all the way.

[synch]

I know. I saw that and was like, you know...last night I thought I was correcting myself but I probably just made it worse.Would have been even funnier if you had used "destiny".

[Caribou]

It feels like an extreme pain. But since you're a crazy mofo I suggest you go and wax it! :cool:

Don't tell him that! He'll probably post pictures of his red patchy balls in the family album.

:(

[QueenAdrock]

No way to muffs! I can't stand them.

And as for a professional, my friend learned about waxing in cosmotology school. She had an emergency towards the end of the school year, so she had to drop out. Just like that one song from Grease. But either way, she did very well during that part of the course, she waxed my legs last year and it hurt like a bitch but she did a good job.

I think I may stick with shaving.

[na§tee]

waxing legs isn't so bad. i got my flatmate to do mine last year. he was very enthusiastic, let me tell you. we used the shitty strips though so it wasn't as hardcore as slathering a bunch of dripping wax on my limbs. yeeeeaahh, drippin'.