sexy musky people

[monkey]

yesterday i went to kiehl's, and i smelled this (http://www.kiehls.com/_us/_en/catalog/product.aspx?CatCode=AXE_Fragrance&TopCat=AXE_Fragrance&prdcode=557). and i swear to god, i moaned a little and said "i would marry the man who wore this. but first i'd fuck the shit out of him." my friend laughed and smelled it and said "wow that is the sexiest thing ive ever smelled."

another friend said it smelled a little bit like balls. sexy balls.

have you ever tried musk? im so intoxicated by the smell. i want to find a man just to splash this shit on him and go to town. :o

[roosta]

can balls smell sexy?

[monkey]

for some men... yea. maybe it's the chemistry though.

[na§tee]

can balls smell sexy?
hahahaha, i LOLed at this. "mum, can.. can balls smell sexy?" well, that's how it was in my head anyway.

someone once told me that it smells of digestive biscuits down there, and now if ever i am acquainted with said area i think of tea and biscuits and giggle.

men smell great in general. but i am very interested in this scent you speak of. i will check it out when i'm next in town (tuesday) and tell you if it has the same "i'd fuck the shit out of him" qualities.

:cool:

[Helvete]

Hey, the website is sold out. All the guys must have bought it after hearing what you've said.

[monkey]

Hey, the website is sold out. All the guys must have bought it after hearing what you've said.

good. i expect them to start lining up on my door soon. expect, hope, whatever.

but yeah... it's so sexy. i think im gonna buy it and just start wearing it myself to smell that incredible smell on myself. i wonder if dudes find it sexy though. ill have to find a dude to smell me.

[Helvete]

Now, who would ever want to do such a thing?!

[Big Gus]

What? All these years I've been showering and keeping my cock and balls clean and now girls want to smell the "ball smell"?

Shit... :(

[ericlee]

I used to wear Jovan musk for men during my highschool days. I've been told alot of times that I smell good. I'll never wear Jovan musk anymore and haven't for quite a while but I'll like do find some other decent brand of musk. I may just try that one.

I also had some stuff called Mexicali musk too which was so damn cheap but smelled damn good. It even had a plastic worm in it and it looked like a bottle of tequilla.

[b-grrrlie]

Isn't musk made from buffalo's balls? or (buffalo's equivalent of ) the same thing that male cats squirt to mark their territory? (whatever that's called...)

[mikizee]

I'm buyin it, thats all there is to it. I found a store in Victoria australia that my friend lives right next to.

[TurdBerglar]

Isn't musk made from buffalo's balls? or (buffalo's equivalent of ) the same thing that male cats squirt to mark their territory? (whatever that's called...)


yes


it's like extracted from other animals musk glands like deer and other hooved animals. isn't that gross? you've got deer territory marking gland juice on you!

[Bob]

so if you're walking through the woods or something with it on, will deer try to have sex with you?

[TurdBerglar]

here's your chance, bob!

[Bob]

oh dear

[Yeti]

KRAMER: You smell like the beach. What's the name of that perfume? you're wearing.

TIA: It's Ocean by CALVIN KLEIN.

KRAMER: CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. Y' see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.

JERRY: I know look at this [shows ad]

KRAMER: Whooo, ... That's you! What is going on here? He laughs at me then he steals my idea! I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. ... They're not going to get away with this.