Hey Americans -- don't forget new postal rates

[abcdefz]

May 14.

http://www.usps.com/ratecase/ (http://www.usps.com/ratecase/)

[TurdBerglar]

i don't think i have mailed anything, ever, never ever

[abcdefz]

Mother's Day is coming up, too, Turd.

[TurdBerglar]

what's your point

[cookiepuss]

how about you don't remind me, because you know how I feel about this.:mad: (as trivial as it maybe, I don't like it.)

[abcdefz]

what's your point



Send her a card or something -- yeesh.

[abcdefz]

how about you don't remind me, because you know how I feel about this.:mad: (as trivial as it maybe, I don't like it.)



Que? :confused:

[Yeti]

Turd already has MOM tattooed on his chest over his cold heart.

[TurdBerglar]

my mother would be all like, "what the fuck is this shit?", and call me a mama's boy

[abcdefz]

You'd be surprised.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah by the smack i get on the back of my head

[Yeti]

Mom,
My warped sense of humor comes from you,
And all the funny things you do;
You make my world a better place,
And put a smile upon my face!
I love you with all my heart;
now, please pull my finger so I can fart.
Happy Mother's Day
Turd

[abcdefz]

The Berglars are such a sentimental family...


*sighs*

[TurdBerglar]

Mom,
My warped sense of humor comes from you,
And all the funny things you do;
You make my world a better place,
And put a smile upon my face!
I love you with all my heart;
now, please pull my finger so I can fart.
Happy Mother's Day
Turd


HAHAHAHAHA!

[TurdBerglar]

The Berglars are such a sentimental family...


*sighs*


sentiment is for clogged up rivers and the bottoms of lakes! fuck you!

[abcdefz]

A Sedimental Education?

[HEIRESS]

is this like a big deal? Our postal rates go up basically every January without fail.

[abcdefz]

It's not a big deal, but it's kind of -- for me -- it's kind of like the time change; I may or may not know that's it's happening and generally need a reminder when it's about to go down.

[QueenAdrock]

BOOURNS