Oh dear me

[trailerprincess]

I really didn't think she could reach these depths of desperation. How wrong I was

For all the single men out there (http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/)

[paul jones]

all she's missing is a cock and she'd be a proper tranny

[TAL]

I've been to Wardour Street already.

[TAL]

MTV will film it.

It was subsequently announced Jodie would have her own MTV reality TV show titled 'Totally Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up The Aisle' in which she searchs for a husband.

Don't laugh at the name.

[cookiepuss]

I have no idea who this chick is.

[abcdefz]

I really didn't think she could reach these depths of desperation. How wrong I was

For all the single men out there (http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/)



Uh. "All" minus one, please. Thanks.

[Big Gus]

I'd smash her in the grannie.

But marry her? Ssschyeeeah right....

[bigblu89]

all she's missing is a cock and she'd be a proper tranny

Is it pretty much mandatory to assume every chick with fake breasts, a ton of makeup, and blonde highlights is a tranny?

That seems to be the norm around here, and with more or less anyone else I talk to.

[trailerprincess]

My friend has applied and sent me his answers to the questionnaire They are horribly funny and quite foul at the same time

[cookiepuss]

is this chick a porn star...seriously I have not idea who she is or why you all seem to know about her?

I guess you are going to make me google her then, eh? bahhhhhhh.:mad:

[na§tee]

this woman has a dirty vagina.

[Bob]

hmm

[TAL]

Best part of her wikipedia page:

Prior to this Marsh was having a sexual relationship with two men, which she describes as a "threesome relationship". This ended when their respective girlfriends found out, though Marsh claims to have enjoyed the experience, and would prefer to be with five men next time. In her autobiography she wrote about an earlier experience, where she spent five hours having sex with a group of four men and another woman in a barn.

[trailerprincess]

my friend's answers to her questionnaire - quite cheeky - I apologise for the coarse language, my Lord


Name: Reginald P Wiffen

Age: 26

Date Of Birth: 28/11/1980

Email: *****@yahoo.co.uk

Confirm Email: ****@yahoo.co.uk

Phone: 07960******

What is your address? SE London

Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?

At the moment I am working for a company that designs and manufacters elastic bands, some people will think that it is a really boring job but i like it and it pays well, I also work with a great bunch of people which makes my days at work enjoyable.

Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish?

Longest previous relationship was 3 years, it ended because my partner at the time didn't understand or it seems didn't believe in the tradition of faithfullness, it ended when I found my best friends pants hidden in her handbag, its been 3 years since then and I haven't been able to trust another woman since, I hope I can trust you Jodie, you do seem the trustworthy type.

Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...

A trustworthy one and one that is full of thrills and excitement, i don't want to be one of those bores who stays in and things, I want to be active and still able to party like its 2099! I would also like a really big telly and for my wife to be able to cook me a nice meal once in a while and also iron my clothes as i think that is definitley a womans job and part of their being, never did my mum any harm and she lived until she was 52!

Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?

Patricia Cartwright, up the arse, 1999.

Q5: Is money important to you?

Only if I need it to party LOL, i am a spontaneous party animal, if you didn't need money to party then it wouldn't be important to me, but i do like to party so i like some money. p.s I like to party LOL

Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)

I love your intelligence and the way you are a modern independant woman, I also love your looks, you have great tits and a beautiful nose, but I think my most favourite thing about you is your complete lack of morals and obvious vulnerability, i think this bodes well for me in my attempts to dominate you and degrade to nothing more than a common whore, woops must keep quiet, don't want to say too much

Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.

Well firstly I would pick you up in my souped up Golf GTI, then we'll probably go cinema and watch a scary film or maybe even a chick flick, whilst in the cinema I will probably move in for a cheeky kiss and a bit of a tit rub, then we'll go KFC or Star Burger, then we'll go down to the local common and find a park bench / bush and kiss a bit more and hopefully i'll be able to slip a finger or 4 up your salivating minge plant and then hopefully you'll gobble me off or at worst give me a hand job, then i'll make sure you get the night bus home.

Q8: Do you want children?

Possibly in the future, no adopting though, i don't want any black children thanks, LOL

Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

Ball deep in you in a flat in Welwyn Garden city, oi oi!

Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life?

Dominate, degrade and emotionally cripple a horrible and personality vaccumed spunk magnet scum whore from basildon with a wonky nose, harsh features and saggy tits, do a bunjee jump, eat sushi

Q11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad.

Big cock, Great In the sack, love commitment
Big Smoker, biting Nails, chronic liar

Q12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple?

Because I can care for you and look after you for ever and keep you in a good way and I am more than happy to become another pawn in your shallow attempts at keeping your flimsy celibrity flame alive, I also desperatley want to spend the rest of my life penetrating your saggy cunt

[trailerprincess]

I don't know if anyone paid any attention to the recent Peter Andre 'death' scare but this was something else he came up with which had me in giggling - again, apologies to those easily offended


'If he did get meningitas and say he came out of it even more stupid than he is now (i.e completely retarded, can't even shit on his own), do you think Jordan would stay with him and most importantly, how much money do you think she would make exploiting him?

'new series...Katie & Peter....

Jordan: Pete ffs, you've pissed the bed again...

Pete: Mfnghdgshns *inside head...please let me die*

J: bloody ell peet, i aint got time to clean up your piss and shit everyday, this wasn't in the wedding vows, its lucky they are paying us a million quid for this..

Cameraman: err... we are filming

J: oh yeah, cut that, we'll start again..annnnnnnnd action...Don't worry about it dear, i'll clean it up..., whats that noise.. oh farking ell Harvey, stop eating the furniture..

Harvey: who said that?

P: Mgfhtydgshhs *dear god just let me go with at least an ounce of dignity*'

[befsquire]

her nose is pretty jacked up -- one too many surgeries on it, perhaps. she's still pretty, in a white-trash-pamela-anderson kind of way.

wonder what she looks like without all that make-up.

*cues response from tal with a link*