This fucker on my road must have the world's smallest penis...

[Lo_Lyfe]

Because he's building the world's biggest house. The cunt is erecting a giant bricks and mortar tribute to how much money he makes. Now, I wouldn't mind if it was plonked in the middle of a big piece of land, but no, he's shoe-horned this monstrous surrogate penis into a little garden across the road, dwarfing our moderately sized houses and blocking out the sun. The big cunt.

And if I hear another angle-grinder at 8 in the morning i'm going to angle grind his children's faces off.

[abcdefz]

That's going on quite a bit in the city where I work. The city is looking at changing zoning laws because of it.

My sympathies.

But I really assumed this was going to be a thread about those huge-ass trucks with the huge-ass tires.

[Kid Presentable]

My house and car are pretty small.

[abcdefz]

I have an apartment and ride a bicycle.

[Kid Presentable]

Shed and skateboard.

[Lo_Lyfe]

But I really assumed this was going to be a thread about those huge-ass trucks with the huge-ass tires.

Well, it's the same small-penis syndrome at work there too.

Plus loud cars? There's a rake of cunts round here who purposely make their exuasts sound like an army of demon's screaming.

Bastards.

[Bob]

i just live in the shade of my enormous penis

i use it as a pogo stick to get places

[abcdefz]

Loud cars and ear-blasting motorcycles piss me off.

[Kid Presentable]

Actually, I just live in a windbreaker and ride around on one rollerskate.

[abcdefz]

Actually, I just live in a windbreaker and ride around on one rollerskate.



Interesting lifestyle decisions.

[Kid Presentable]

Interesting lifestyle decisions.

Don't you dare cock-block my choices.

[abcdefz]

*throws goalie mitts to the ice* :mad:

[Kid Presentable]

*Just cock-blocks like QueenAdrock would, ignoring the 'square' implications*