View Full Version : pah, i'm on the dole now
zorra_chiflada
05-28-2007, 04:55 PM
this certainly sucks. i would totally be all about getting a job if there were any jobs here. i have no intention of staying at home all day and doing nothing. jobs equal money and experience. however, i would not like to be put into a job where i'm only earning $10 an hour (less than the minimum fucking wage) working for a greedy slut who docks her employees pay to get plastic surgery.
but anyway, i have to go to these "intensive job training" meetings for retards and methheads who are unemployable. thanks guys, i don't feel like shit already thanks for that huge confidence boost.
SugarInTheRaw
05-28-2007, 04:58 PM
this certainly sucks. i would totally be all about getting a job if there were any jobs here. i have no intention of staying at home all day and doing nothing. jobs equal money and experience. however, i would not like to be put into a job where i'm only earning $10 an hour (less than the minimum fucking wage) working for a greedy slut who docks her employees pay to get plastic surgery.
but anyway, i have to go to these "intensive job training" meetings for retards and methheads who are unemployable. thanks guys, i don't feel like shit already thanks for that huge confidence boost.
hey, good luck. :)
TurdBerglar
05-28-2007, 05:43 PM
dole is a canned fruit company
zorra_chiflada
05-28-2007, 05:44 PM
i'll can your face with my fist
Gareth
05-29-2007, 12:26 AM
...i have to go to these "intensive job training" meetings for retards and methheads who are unemployable. thanks guys, i don't feel like shit already thanks for that huge confidence boost.
i was on the dole for 2 weeks and had to attend one of those get a job courses
i went with 2 friends from uni
nothing wrong with going on the dole
Kid Presentable
05-29-2007, 03:23 AM
I loved being on the dole. Money for nothing? Yes please.
zorra_chiflada
05-29-2007, 03:24 AM
I loved being on the dole. Money for nothing? Yes please.
not anymore, my friend. it is very little money for all the bullshit job training shit you have to do. being on the dole is now a full time job. i'd rather have a real job.
mikizee
05-29-2007, 04:07 AM
loser.
;)
i was on the dole for six months. every second thursday, had to line up for 45 mins to hand in a stupid form. then i discovered, u could fax it in! now i could walk to my local post office and fax it and walk back in less than 10 mins.
i more than quadrupled my efficiency!
bragging about it didnt help me in job interviews tho
zorra_chiflada
05-29-2007, 04:16 AM
i should get a job as one of those hoes with big asses in rap videos
na§tee
05-29-2007, 04:23 AM
way back when my flatmates tried to go on the dole when they were between their respective music/theatre jobs, but they were refused it because the peeps thought they were supporting each other in a relationship. they were like "LOL, you must get this all the time, but we are genuinely GAY. GAY. both of us. i am not married to him. he likes COCK. i like VAGINA. neither of us are making money, HALP!" i guess they should have pursued it further, but i think their parents shelled out to make ends meet in the end. homos.
abcdefz
05-29-2007, 08:44 AM
Sorry, Zorra. I hope you find something good fast.
bigblu89
05-29-2007, 09:52 AM
I though being "on the dole" meant you were taking Viagra.
http://www.thestandingroom.com/photos/uncategorized/bob_dole.jpg
zorra_chiflada
05-29-2007, 04:35 PM
looks like i'm trying for jobs as a receptionist. typing and photocopying skills!
oh and also, it's pretty lol how people still use powerpoint, and like not get laughed out of town. i remember using that shit back in like 1998 and it was lame then.
jabumbo
05-29-2007, 04:41 PM
oh man do i hate powerpoint. we had to use it for pretty much all of our presentations. it only works if you know how to use it right, but most people pile too much shit on there and it looks stupid
zorra_chiflada
05-29-2007, 04:46 PM
i love how administration requirements include "ability to use MS word, email and internet." because it's totally 1996 right now. cheeez.
TurdBerglar
05-29-2007, 05:09 PM
looks like i'm trying for jobs as a receptionist. typing and photocopying skills!
don't forget blowjobs under the desk skills! for you it's gonna be like those idiots that try to cram themselves into suitcases...
zorra_chiflada
05-29-2007, 05:10 PM
don't forget blowjobs under the desk skills! for you it's gonna be like those idiots that try to cram themselves into suitcases...
:(
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